Milchmonster
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Everyone watch the Germany match right now.
The pitch is pretty much unplayable because of rain :lol
The pitch is pretty much unplayable because of rain :lol
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Football Thread 2015/16 & Off-season |OT2| 5000-1
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Phantast2k
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Kimmichi pls.
(Well, it's still on ter Stegen though)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x...ny-goal-germany-1-3-slovakia-29-05-2016_sport
(Well, it's still on ter Stegen though)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x...ny-goal-germany-1-3-slovakia-29-05-2016_sport
German weather meets german defence.
Remember the Wasserschlacht in Frankfurt? We did better then.
EDIT:
Rethy? It's Steffen Simon, the Schlaftablette.
Lashley
Why does he wear the mask!?
Yeah, I never bothered to correct. For some reason my brain is wired that "Bad commentator = Bela Rethy".
Ape Gone Insane
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Why you would take a weak substance that has the same effects of like 10, maybe 15, mins of cardio is beyond me.
Phantast2k
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I'd probably leave behind: Kimmich, Schweine, Draxler / Rüdiger, Schürrle.
Instead Löw will leave behind: Kimmich, Weigl, Brand, Sane.
A true legend man.
Chocolate & Vanilla
Fuck Strawberry
Having exhausted the supply of Southampton stocked players, Liverpool are now having to buy from resellers.
We also have one Theo Walcott that you can have for a bag of chips and fingerbang behind Lidl. You'll probably want to give us £25m though even though we didn't ask for it.
m8 every team wins against germany nowadays
don't wanna rain on your parade or belittle slovakia's work effort but germany just plainly sucks now
Phantast2k
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Congrats. Great goal indeed.
I wonder if your team is going to upstage the tournament.
/Nooo, ter Stegen-chan
//Damn, Ukraine is ripping through Romania. They're probably going to hurt us in the first game.
All we can do is surprise and give everything. For Slovakia this is the first EURO appearance so I hope our form from the past couple of days will continue in France. We dont expect much but even getting through stage would be amazing for such a small nation. (to this day I remember 3-2 win against Italy in 2010 WC in Africa)
Kimmich, Weigl and Brand seem likely for me to not make the final squad. Sane could be a great wildcard though.
Hey now, white nationalists have got to support somebody when England aren't playing.
A fair assessment.
WAR recon zero
Banned
Bernabeu celebration is live on facebook
DerZuhälter
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Götze is shit guys. I'm glad Liverpool dodged that bullet.
Furthermore: Weigl and Kimmich are overrated shit. Champs passing the ball sideways, but complete shit under pressure and unable to gegenpress. Poor man's Kroos. Having Kimmich as CB is complete insanity. Guy shouldn't even be nominated for that position.
Furthermore: Weigl and Kimmich are overrated shit. Champs passing the ball sideways, but complete shit under pressure and unable to gegenpress. Poor man's Kroos. Having Kimmich as CB is complete insanity. Guy shouldn't even be nominated for that position.
Phantast2k
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DerZuhälter;205002844 said:
Weigl has made 51 games for us this season. He's specifically instructed to do what he does by Tuchel since he needs that element in the midfield. Why? Because the full backs go forward a lot, even CBs go forward. He doesn't do flashy passing, because he's not supposed to. Dude has probably made a ton of pre-assists, but you won't find that statistic anywhere. And I'd say he's extremely well under pressure for his age.
Having said all that I'd still prefer Castro over him, because we don't have a creative box-to-box midfielder other than Khedira, lol. For Weigl's position we've got Schweine, who is going to go no matter what (even on crutches...) and Kroos. Plus Can could probably fill that position as well.
Kimmich is just dead weight though. I think his best bet is to become a fullback.
They're the absolute worst. Only ever had trouble from them here.
Milchmonster
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I love that there are so many football clubs in London, it destroys any kind of "not all Millwall fans" argument automatically. Of all the clubs to choose from why would any decent human being pick the one synonymous with racism and attacking other fans, even those they have no local rivalry with? There was violence in the last time Millwall were at Wembley a few years ago too, they are an embarrassment to British football.
Really glad they're not in the Championship and will continue to rot in League One. Conversely, if they were actually in a higher tier something might actually be done about it.
We should stop talking about them or any minute now a Millwall fan will find this discussion and tell us it's not all Millwall fans and other clubs have problems with their fans too. Happens like clockwork.
There is always room for one more, fear not, milch san. Fear not.
Pelle is now Italy's highest goal scorer under Conte. I wonder if we can convince Chelsea to pay silly money for him.
if Wales send us out in the second game they need to just torch the FA and start again.
or replace the entire team with the U21s. They're doing okay.
if Wales send us out in the second game they need to just torch the FA and start again.
or replace the entire team with the U21s. They're doing okay.
If it does happen at least Roy will probably get the boot. I doubt we'll go far though, we've not looked all that convincing in the friendlies, and we haven't really played anyone all that good (outside of Germany, who gave zero fucks).
Milchmonster
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Who was the last good german striker? Klinsmann?
Milchmonster
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Your hate for Klose disgusts me.
Your hate for Gomez disgusts me.
Milchmonster
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Unfortunately, Gomez was never a good striker for Germany.
Facism
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First Elchele, now Blablurn.
oh no
4 goals against Nigeria are basically 5 goals against Wolfsburg.
Remember the goal versus Netherlands 2012? The last german striker doing a move like that to score was the Bomber.
Sad, to see half of Bayern GAF banned, but well deserved though.
Oh and another info from Kicker. Hummels was ancelottis transfer Rummenigge said.
Hey, hold on, we were talking about a great German striker, not a great striker for Germany.
Milchmonster
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Bla was talking about Germany needing a good striker and Lahm back. That's what it was about. Otherwise, we would have Alex Meier Fußballgott.
Pah. Gomez is still great. He's had a few...unfortunate moments, but he's great, certainly good. Your hate for Gomez is clouding your view of the truth.
Even Pep fled from us.
He is a decent counter player but I agree partly with Milch though. Gomez could have been a great striker if he played at a club other than Bayern. Imagine Helmes wouldnt have been so prone to injuries...
First Elchele, now Blablurn.
Blaburn made the mistake of going into a thread about the OP getting shouted abuse by his gf and saying "just fuck her".
Official Euro song:
https://youtu.be/QKqP36nymV4
Still the best song ever for a World Cup / Euro tourny:
https://youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME
https://youtu.be/QKqP36nymV4
It's shit
Still the best song ever for a World Cup / Euro tourny:
https://youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME
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