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[Humidex]

Their signings have been mind boggling, wtf is Rafa doing?

Probably hamstrung by Mike Ashley to be fair.

 

[Kyoufu]

I like Newcastle man, but your signings haven't added anything.

Spoiler

you will probably beat us

They just looks like a average Champ team, as do Brighton so far

Our signings are like Rafa's 9th choice because our owner won't pay the money needed to get Rafa's 1st choice signings. Or 2nd... or 3rd...

I can't wait to be rid of Mike Ashley.

 

[Beefy]

Ashley is a cunt

 

[Lashley]

Mike Ashley is fat

 

[GeeTeeCee]

Their signings have been mind boggling, wtf is Rafa doing?

They're the "best" they can get thanks to Mike "I can't compete with Man City (or Stoke, or Brighton, or Huddersfield, or fucking anyone)" Ashley.

Sick of this club. Right now they have no purpose or reason to exist.

 

[Sun Bather]

You're playing Huddersfield, this is a championship match.

Eh. Huddersfield have made quite a few quality signings for a newly promoted team.

 

[Beefy]

Hoedt saying goodbye to Lazio fans today.

 

[Sane_Man]

I can never hope for anything other than failure for Newcastle when Mike Ashley in charge. One of the biggest cunts in the world.

 

[Moobabe]

Stuck on a 5 hour Virgin train journey in the "quiet" carriage with a couple of screaming kids crawling around on the floor under the table next to me, parents don't give a fuck.

I can't even drown them out because the internet is so shit I can't even listen to Newcastle be shit.

 

[T-Rex.]

Ashley is a cunt. Feel for Newcastle fans being stuck with him in charge.

 

[la_briola]

Video assisting referee just happened in Freiburg, offside goal. I love this!

 

[Kyoufu]

Ashley is a cunt. Feel for Newcastle fans being stuck with him in charge.

Eternal sadness. Can't compete with Man City..

how about competing with fucking Stoke or West Brom ffs

FUCK FOOTBALL lol

 

[Shahed]

Ashley won't sell unless he gets £300m as well. Who'd buy us for that much?

 

[Beefy]

Joselu to get sent off

 

[Stead Fast]

Ashley won't sell unless he gets £300m as well. Who'd buy us for that much?

PSG in a couple of years.

 

[Humidex]

Ashley won't sell unless he gets £300m as well. Who'd buy us for that much?

I'm sure there's a Chinese billionaire out there with a few hundred down the back of the sofa. Or in a Bermuda bank account...

 

[Beefy]

Problem is what business man would want to negotiate with Ashley?

 

[Kyoufu]

we're so bad

send help

 

[JonnyDBrit]

I'm sure there's a Chinese billionaire out there with a few hundred down the back of the sofa. Or in a Bermuda bank account...

Speaking from experience, that's easier if you're not in the Premier League.

Edit: Newcastle thirsty for that equaliser.

 

[Beefy]

Speaking from experience, that's easier if you're not in the Premier League.

Edit: Newcastle thirsty for that equaliser.

Saints got taken over by one last week.

 

[Doc_Drop]

Lol, every single player getting tackled

 

[Audioboxer]

Ashley won't sell unless he gets £300m as well. Who'd buy us for that much?

When one player is almost reaching those heights, someone should just fucking buy Newcastle to get rid of Mike Ashley.

 

[Shahed]

At least Joselu can actually play football. Gayle can only score if someone puts it on a plate for him or contribute nothing. So he'll be doing nothing more often than not for us in this league

 

[Kyoufu]

Saints got taken over by one last week.

We were actually in talks with a Chinese consortium for a takeover but I think Ashley has priced the club far too high. Not even a Sheikh would buy us for 300 to 400 million. We're stuck with Ashley.

 

[JonnyDBrit]

Saints got taken over by one last week.

Emphasis easier. Then again, if you're not in the Premier League they'll wait till near the end of the season to see what your odds of going up are...

Also finally figured out where to find some good streams, so I can actually keep up with games.

 

[Beefy]

Huddersfield have a lot of dudes with the same fro

 

[Lashley]

At least Joselu can actually play football. Gayle can only score if someone puts it on a plate for him or contribute nothing. So he'll be doing nothing more often than not for us in this league

He's total shit. Championship is his level.

 

[Kyoufu]

Poundland Sissoko coming on. We are in dire need of quality signings.

 

[Beefy]

We were actually in talks with a Chinese consortium for a takeover but I think Ashley has priced the club far too high. Not even a Sheikh would buy us for 300 to 400 million. We're stuck with Ashley.

Yeah seeing as our new owner bought 80% of Saints for £200m. No one is spending 400m on Newcastle.

Emphasis easier. Then again, if you're not in the Premier League they'll wait till near the end of the season to see what your odds of going up are...

Also finally figured out where to find some good streams, so I can actually keep up with games.

Barnsley though. It would be mad if they spend loads.

 

[Shahed]

He's total shit. Championship is his level.

I remember some Sky Sports pundit (Ian Holloway?) saying Gayle was awesome and he tried to sign him. The words used were 'oozes quality'. I was like really? We played so bad in the Championship last year. We just got away with it because every other team was shit.

 

[Sun Bather]

Courtois, Christensen, Rudiger, Luiz, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Moses, Kante, Bakayoko, Willian, Morata.

Nice. Strange to see Moses starting on the wing over Pedro though.

 

[JonnyDBrit]

Yeah seeing as our new owner bought 80% of Saints for £200m. No one is spending 400m on Newcastle.


Barnsley though.

*googles*

Huh, I'll be damned. Apparently the same dude had earlier tried to gain 50% of the stake in Brentford.

 

[Beefy]

Merino is by far Newcastle's best player

*googles*

Huh, I'll be damned. Apparently the same dude had earlier tried to gain 50% of the stake in Brentford.

I just think it is Ashley putting off 99% of buyers sadly.

 

[Randy Monk]

Courtois, Christensen, Rudiger, Luiz, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Moses, Kante, Bakayoko, Willian, Morata.

Nice. Strange to see Moses starting on the wing over Pedro though.

Very defensive line up

 

[Doc_Drop]

Moreno is by far Newcastle's best pkayer

He must look around and wonder why he's there. At least for his sake he's on loan haha

 

[Kyoufu]

DIAME IS SO BAD

I CAN'T

 

[Syder]

Moreno is by far Newcastle's best pkayer

Manquillo?

 

[Sun Bather]

Very defensive line up

Seems like the standard Conte formation.

 

[Lashley]

Who the fuck is Diame passing to?

 

[Beefy]

Manquillo?

Looks shit

 

[Kyoufu]

Who the fuck is Diame passing to?

The ref lmao

 

[Lashley]

Chelsea XI vs. Spurs: Courtois; Christensen, Luiz, Rüdiger; Azpilicueta, Bakayoko, Kanté, Alonso; Willian, Morata, Moses.

Spurs XI vs. Chelsea: Lloris; Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Dier, Wanyama, Dembele; Eriksen, Dele, Kane.

 

[Steverulez]

Very defensive line up

Who else we going to play with what we have available?

Courtois, Christensen, Rudiger, Luiz, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Moses, Kante, Bakayoko, Willian, Morata.

Nice. Strange to see Moses starting on the wing over Pedro though.

2 days ago he was still having pain in his ankle after his injury so think it's likely he isn't fit

 

[Syder]

Please, tear Chelsea to shreds...

 

[Beefy]

Huddersfield goalkeeper looks good

 

[Sun Bather]

2 days ago he was still having pain in his ankle after his injury so think it's likely he isn't fit

That does make sense. Well, time to see if Moses can do anything on the right wing. I used to be quite a fan of him, thinking he was very underrated when playing on the wing.

Huddersfield goalkeeper looks good

He's alright.

 

[Steverulez]

That does make sense. Well, time to see if Moses can do anything on the right wing. I used to be quite a fan of him, thinking he was very underrated when playing on the wing.

He's alright.

Telegraph journo reckons its 3-5-1-1 so not really sure if he's right wing tbh

 

[Shahed]

We've spent less money this year than last season in the Championship right? How can that happen?

 

[Doc_Drop]

No fight and lacking quality, worrying signs tbh

 

[Kyoufu]

We've spent less money this year than last season in the Championship right? How can that happen?

TV money.