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[The_Hitcher89]

What the fuck? I have maximum money and omni-gel in Mass Effect :s

 

[Vivalaraza]

Milan have walked off in a friendly game against a Div4 side because Boateng was being abused.

Good call.

Think alot of the crowd applauded them too so that's also good.

 

[Kyoufu]

This would have been a funny story if it wasn't Timedog.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506581

 

[GolazoDan]

Remember when everyone was like "Balotelli, he's so ker-ker-ker-kerazy, gonna be City's Cantona".

I remember.

 

[Clegg]

Milan have walked off in a friendly game against a Div4 side because Boateng was being abused.

Good call.

Think alot of the crowd applauded them too so that's also good.

Here's a video of the incident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nXyqFZ_fghI

 

[Wes]

You didn't know this? There's been a lot written about Joe Cole, a purchase made by an egotistical executive who thought he knew best, in a bid to bring in an England international to bump up the club's status in any potential sale.

I knew it was high but not 90k.

 

[Kyoufu]

Remember when everyone was like "Balotelli, he's so ker-ker-ker-kerazy, gonna be City's Cantona".

I remember.

Remember when Balotelli assisted Aguero to win the Premier League?

I remember.

 

[GolazoDan]

Don't live off the victories of others, my friend.

 

[Meier]

I knew it was high but not 90k.

I actually read a story last night that said it was £120k now but his new salary would be £50k. He'll get a £3m golden parachute and then a 3 year deal from the Hammers which made cutting his salary that much more palatable.

 

[Kyoufu]

Don't live off the victories of others, my friend.

It's all I have. :'(

 

[The Atticus]

Remember when Balotelli assisted Aguero to win the Premier League?

I remember.

Remember when Balotelli rejected a midtable Championship team when Pardew tried to sign him? Oh right that's next year.

Spoiler

sorry kyoufufufu that was harsh

 

[Wes]

 

[Kyoufu]

Remember when Balotelli rejected a midtable Championship team when Pardew tried to sign him? Oh right that's next year.

Spoiler

sorry kyoufufufu that was harsh

A spell in the Championship is exactly what he needs.

I'd give anything to be with her.

 

[faridmon]

I do think Joe Cole still have some quaity. But his wage demands are really outrages. Do footballers know what ''know your level''?

 

[Vivalaraza]

What's going on here.

I can't even begin to work it out.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'd give anything to be with her.

Even Debuchy?

 

[Kyoufu]

Even Debuchy?

...

Nope. Sorry Jennifer.

 

[Yen]

I actually read a story last night that said it was £120k now but his new salary would be £50k. He'll get a £3m golden parachute and then a 3 year deal from the Hammers which made cutting his salary that much more palatable.

Still very stupid to give a (crap) extremely unfit 31 year old a three year deal and high wages. But I won't complain.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

if none of ye heard the news I will tell ya now. surprised yet actually expected, Real Madrid has put up coentrao for sale. get him for a cut throat price around 15-20m euroes while he is still hot.

Surprised in that I expected this to happen in the summer but apparently coentrao just recently pissed off mou and thus put up for sale now.

any team interested in the dirty blonde portuguese?

 

[Clegg]

Spoiler

still gorgeous

 

[The Atticus]

if none of ye heard the news I will tell ya now. surprised yet actually expected, Real Madrid has put up coentrao for sale. get him for a cut throat price around 20m or so.

Surprised in that I expected this to happen in the summer but apparently coentrao just recently pissed off mou and thus put up for sale now.

any team interested in the dirty blonde portuguese?

How much did they sign him for?

 

[bud]

man, i want to put my dick in her mouth sideways.

 

[Vivalaraza]

if none of ye heard the news I will tell ya now. surprised yet actually expected, Real Madrid has put up coentrao for sale. get him for a cut throat price around 20m or so while he is still hot.

Surprised in that I expected this to happen in the summer but apparently coentrao just recently pissed off mou and thus put up for sale now.

any team interested in the dirty blonde portuguese?

20m?

For Coentrao.

Turok_ITK plz.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

How much did they sign him for?

30m euroes. /facepalm

20m?

For Coentrao.

Turok_ITK plz.

you do realise Real Madrid usually sells at a loss right? this isn't new and sadly it won't stop happening in the near future

you think thats bad just wait until we get rid of kaka. sure we recouped in shirt sales but,,...
also reread my post. i updated it to reflect 15-20m being likely. I hate how we do business selling players.

 

[bud]

coentrao is shit and a HUMONGOUS cunt when he's not playing for portugal.

 

[The Atticus]

I genuinely don't remember a minute of Demba Ba playing for West Ham.

 

[British Monsoon]

Pretty happy with the Joe Cole signing, will be good to see him back in claret & blue as I'd say he's a better option than O'Neill and maybe even Taylor, as well as hopefully providing some good competition for the likes of Collison & Vaz Te. Although, even with his wages being reduced to 50k, he'll still be one of our top earners and could prove to be a very costly signing for us if he isn't able to keep his fitness and recover his form.

I genuinely don't remember a minute of Demba Ba playing for West Ham.

We were the shop window his agent advertised in.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

coentrao is shit and a HUMONGOUS cunt when he's not playing for portugal.

so he would fit right in at chelsea and psg?

 

[faridmon]

if none of ye heard the news I will tell ya now. surprised yet actually expected, Real Madrid has put up coentrao for sale. get him for a cut throat price around 15-20m euroes while he is still hot.

Surprised in that I expected this to happen in the summer but apparently coentrao just recently pissed off mou and thus put up for sale now.

any team interested in the dirty blonde portuguese?

He isn't that good anyway. he was decent at Benfica, because of the system they had suited him. He bombs forward too much and he is liable when it comes to set pieces and zonal marking. Real Madrid, and especially Mourinho require firmer defensive work, which doesn't go along with him.

I do wonder which team suit him...

 

[Carbonox]

This would have been a funny story if it wasn't Timedog.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506581

Yawn. Fucking despise these 'characters' on NeoGAF. Surprised people find it funny still.

 

[Mangoverboard]

coentrao is shit and a HUMONGOUS cunt when he's not playing for portugal.

This. Always felt he was quality when he was with Portugal, shite outside it.

We'll probably buy him now :-/

 

[Yen]

Surprisingly poor record.

 

[Kyoufu]

Debuchy medical passed. Announcement imminent.

Aww yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpvxqOBlFg

 

[GolazoDan]

Anyone seen Grizzly Man? Fascinating documentary so far.

 

[Arnie]

He could come and join the Portugese/Spanish contingent at Liverpool if he wants, for 15 million Euros. We need a new left back. Probably wouldn't want to come, though.

 

[Wes]

Debuchy medical passed. Announcement imminent.

Aww yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpvxqOBlFg

He's going to Real Madrid? Awesome.

 

[Kyoufu]

He's going to Real Madrid? Awesome.

Yep. In HD.

 

[Salvadora]

Bud banned? Why?

 

[Wes]

...

Nope. Sorry Jennifer.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

So Ballotelli done for sure now?

 

[Salvadora]

timedog once told me he came in a sweater his niece gave him only to find out afterwards that the sweater was in fact devolution's face.

Wonder how long he's out for.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Bud banned? Why?

timedog thread in OT.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wonder how long he's out for.

Wow... lol

 

[Oxx]

Bud banned? Why?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46011225&postcount=70

lol

 

[Yen]

Bud banned? Why?

?

man, i want to put my dick in her mouth sideways.

edit: ahahaha

 

[Slizz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46011225&postcount=70

lol

Lol, if Timedog can make a weak fake story why can't bud?

 

[faridmon]

Bud banned? Why?

Looking at his posrt history, it seems that Comment about Lawrance was the most offensive one he said. It seems harsh, maybe it was a Misogynic comment(?)

EDIT: What does his comment refer to and why was it bannable?

 

[Yen]

Carbo is right, all the GAF characters and their stories are absolute BS.

 

[Hixx]

Looking at his posrt history, it seems that Comment about Lawrance was the most offensive one he said. It seems harsh, maybe it was a Misogynic comment(?)

no definitely about timedog spaffing in another members face

 

[Slizz]

Looking at his posrt history, it seems that Comment about Lawrance was the most offensive one he said. It seems harsh, maybe it was a Misogynic comment(?)

EDIT: What does his comment refer to and why was it bannable?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506581