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My parents gave me money in a gym sock without telling me
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there's a popular urban legend about accidentally ejaculating on money in a sock???
I ate that shit like 4 days ago mang
Blackace
if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
I want a link!
Foliorum Viridum
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Yes but you already knew that. C'mon.
okay, seriously, link.
cheststrongwell
my cake, fuck off
I call bullshit.
Foliorum Viridum
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How can you link an urban legend?
he is probably mistaken this for Urbandictionary and "happy Sock"..
CrudeDiatribe
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grimshawish
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Calling bullshit on this.
Foliorum Viridum
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That is just defining wanking in to a sock.
There's a myth about OP's story and some versions where there's an insect in the sock etc.
If anyone believes this I have beans to sell you...
thestopsign
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You can't call bullshit on Timedog, just go with the flow and follow the thread.
An urban legend usually involves something scary or gruesome happening to someone or it invokes some sort of primal fear. Accidentally cumming on money doesn't do that unless my jizz was like acid or melted the money or is was unusable. An insect in the sock fits that fear. Money hidden in a sock so that it would be less likely to be stolen during shipping does not fit that at all.
I'm calling bullshit on your bullshit.
I thought this was going to be about wearing the sock , ON YOUR FOOT!, and just having the surprise of the money or having to walk around a bit before you noticed.
Dry it off and put it in the bank. Maybe use a deposit machine if you can so you don't directly feel the shame of another person handling your jizznotes.
Also, how much money was it? because if it is not a lot I might just throw it away/burn it/keep jizzing on it.
Dry it off and put it in the bank. Maybe use a deposit machine if you can so you don't directly feel the shame of another person handling your jizznotes.
Also, how much money was it? because if it is not a lot I might just throw it away/burn it/keep jizzing on it.
Foliorum Viridum
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In the version I heard they put it in a sock for safe keeping and forgot.
You changed one element.
Still clearly bullshit.
QuiteWhittle
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Who the hell ejaculates in socks?
Amateurs.
My roommate in college did. It was disturbing to me.
Ravensmash
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I hope they weren't your socks.
The Elite
BOSS
Flame Lord
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I question if I want to ever touch money again.
UCB!!!
lol timedog you're full of shit you would of felt the money on your dick
Should of voted for blamespace
Bucket Mouse
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Money laundry
lololol I understood was just being an asshole, that pic was worth it though. How come your dick looks like the Eiffel tower though I don't get it?
Willkiller
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I don't believe you Timedog.
Dead Prince
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i'm expecting your parents to ask for money later today.
NathanMcMahon
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Use this to track it and give us regular updates on where your spunk has been spread.
Where's George
Where's George
oxrock
Gravity is a myth, the Earth SUCKS!
lol timedog you're full of shit you would of felt the money on your dick
Should of voted for blamespace
He's not long enough to reach the end of the sock, you don't need to mock the guy. Also, I would cum in my socks sometimes when I was in highschool, don't hate.
Earthstrike
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Use scissors on the sock and extract the money like you are performing an operation.
All my life I want money and power
Respect my mind or die from lead shower
I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can fuck the world for 72 hours
I can't afford to give strippers hundreds. Who do you think I am, Christopher Lambert?
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