Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier
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Shatner's Bassoon
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I'd hate AVB if he wasn't so sexy. Same applies to Harry Redknapp.
This will change next week though right
Usually takes a few days for cheques to clear.
Willkiller
Banned
But Redknapp looks like a Freddo that someone left in their pocket for too long then tried to save it by putting it back in the fridge.
AVB:
- hot
- dislikes Chelsea
- Mourinho protege
- talks endearing amounts of twaddle
- uses English idioms incorrectly
- swag hair
- gravelly voice
- nice suits
- bit lost behind the eyes like a romantic teenager
I'm in love
Not when buying RVP
:lol :lol
OriginalThinking
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Lennon is a brilliant player. Beyond injuries I've never understood why he isn't in the first 11 for England.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Can I kill Ashley? (not Mike)
I think he looks like when you buy a load of meat at the butchers and then you have a car crash on the way home and it all stays in the bag but fuses into this melee of offal and blood.
Shatner's Bassoon
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I go for the melted welly look. Gordon Strachan is sexy also because he looks like a haunted walnut.
Spurs don't deserve him, it's a travesty.
his celebrations and weird crouching on the sideline too.
Cos he looks like Tariq from Eastenders and nobody wants to pick him.
I think he's alright, but he's the epitome of 'gotta go fast' player. Sometimes he has an absolute stormer, and considering how much pace he has he's always going to be able to hurt a defence, but I certainly don't think he's a great player.
That said, England have no alternatives so fuck life
I miss the P.E. teacher tracksuit look he had going near the start of the season.
oh fuck how do I forget this!!!
When he looks like he's having a shit and I mentall undress him until he's there just dumping his load into his technical area... sigh <3
PrematureQuiche
Member
Hazard or Bale?
Great little finish by Jones, lovely little deft touch
Yeah, that jumper he wore was lush
FUCK what's going on, I've forgotten all about women
Yeah, that jumper he wore was lush
FUCK what's going on, I've forgotten all about women
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
You fancy him?
Kill Kaidan or whatever his name is. Ashley is sexy in ME3.
Bale for me
Yeah. He has 2 kids, IIRC.
This.
I don't know anyone who didn't kill Kaidan.
OriginalThinking
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I think he's alright, but he's the epitome of 'gotta go fast' player. Sometimes he has an absolute stormer, and considering how much pace he has he's always going to be able to hurt a defence, but I certainly don't think he's a great player.
That said, England have no alternatives so fuck life
I honestly think that if England have decided that they'll never have a midfield good enough to control a game (and nothing Hodgson has done has ever made me think otherwise) then they should be built like Madrid, as a pure counter attacking team. Lennon's pace and close control would make him perfect in such a system.
LOL at Bale complaining. Maybe he's never heard the fable of the boy who cried wolf?
I killed Ashley because she was a racist. lol
Broder Salsa
Banned
Watch out, Wilbury is cumming on his belly again.
Says the man with a bukkake avatar!
He's the one bright spark of Spurs and I am glad things are going well for him. He got a raw deal from that shit fest known as Chelsea and I'm happy he got a second crack at it. I would have preferred him to take over from Wenger when he moves on but that's impossible now.
The_Hitcher89
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Make facetious comment, get spoilers. Thanks guys
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Baconsaurus Rex
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