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[FuturusX]

Stevie boy, how many times you won the title mate? Is it none? Is it none eh? Same as me. You've never won it son.

Don't give a shit if this dickhead scores 10 times tmrw and come and kisses my iPhone camera. He's never going to win a league title. Ever.

As Liverpool fan, this match just does not feel the same. UTD feel so mediocre Liverpool even more so.

Perhaps it will be a good game, but when was the last time UTD played well as a team? RVP heroics aside.

 

[kharma45]

Remember when Diego Forlan scored a tap in against Liverpool and then stripped his shirt off and was like HECK YEAH.

BECAUSE I DO.

Remember when he took off his shirt, couldn't get it back on and played on topless? haha.

 

[Wilbur]

If he kisses the camera, I'll kiss Wilbury's feces.

 

[faridmon]

Don't say that. I know I was cocky last season but for the good of football we can't have Wee Clubs going down while Man Utd, Chelsea etc reap the rewards.

Then again you're in a sweet position so you don't have to care haha.

Is that Kyoufu becoming an ..... OK person again?

More teams to the Championship please....

 

[Hixx]

farid your gifs are worse than Salazar's.

 

[Wilbur]

Remember when Man Utd and every single one of their fans/employees/sponsors/facebook members/twitter followers weren't a gang of cunts?

Me neither

 

[Vivalaraza]

As Liverpool fan, this match just does not feel the same. UTD feel so mediocre Liverpool even more so.

Perhaps it will be a good game, but when was the last time UTD played well as a team? RVP heroics aside.

When we beat Wigan 4-0.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Starting to look like an old lady more and more.

farid your gifs are worse than Salazar's.

Some of those Japanese boys Sal posts are kind of cute.

 

[GolazoDan]

RVP =/= Judas. Unless what actually happened was Judas was all like yo, Jeez, much love and that but I'm off, I've found a cooler crew. And Jesus was very sad but let him go for a fair fee. Financed a crazy party and everything.

Arsene Wenger is Jesus.

 

[Salvadora]

If there was any good in Football Arsenal would have a trophy and wouldn't have watched our players leave every year. The world in not just.

 

[D_prOdigy]

:lolerpool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3zyG8cWKTc

Martin Tyler.

United scores: Slow, solemn, funeral procession of commentary.

City scores: "ZABALETTA! YES!"

 

[Kyoufu]

With Blackburn.

And then did fuck all at Newcastle apart from relegate you.

2nd in the league. Numerous Champions League seasons.

He didn't relegate us. Ashley and his goons did.

 

[ShogunX]

2nd in the league. Numerous Champions League seasons.

He didn't relegate us. Ashley and his goons did.

Is Dennis Wise still involved with Newcastle?

 

[Vivalaraza]

2nd in the league. Numerous Champions League seasons.

He didn't relegate us. Ashley and his goons did.

Can you imagine his tactical instructions?

Shola. You get the ball. You put it in the net. It's a world class finish. Go on son.

Clueless hairless prick.

 

[GolazoDan]

Martin Tyler.

United scores: Slow, solemn, funeral procession of commentary.

City scores: "ZABALETTA! YES!"

He was saving it for MACHEDAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

 

[faridmon]

farid your gifs are worse than Salazar's.

You don't say....

 

[D_prOdigy]

He was saving it for MACHEDAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

I'd hate to think he doesn't like United. There'd be no point in life.

 

[Wilbur]

If there was any good in Football Arsenal would have a trophy and wouldn't have watched our players leave every year. The world in not just.

 

[Slizz]

:lolerpool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3zyG8cWKTc

Did you see that swag motherfucking Dutchman at the beginning of that vid?

 

[Kyoufu]

Is Dennis Wise still involved with Newcastle?

He's exiled from the city.

Can you imagine his tactical instructions?

Shola. You get the ball. You put it in the net. It's a world class finish. Go on son.

Clueless hairless prick.

:lol pretty much.

 

[KidA Seven]

Fuck Andres. Look what he posted in the MLS thread.

Footy gaf área bunch of Manchester United pendejos

 

[FuturusX]

When we beat Wigan 4-0.

Against relegation fodder, indeed. Midfield engine is full of crust.

I really would not be surprised if Lucerpool won.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You don't say....

[IM'G]http://i.imgur.com/pi7r9l.gif[/IMG]

 

[Vivalaraza]

Fuck Andres. Look what he posted in the MLS thread.

:lol Andres is the king of pecho frioses.

Can't even come and tell us to our avatars.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You don't say....

 

[Wilbur]

Fuck Andres. Look what he posted in the MLS thread.

Ahaha, fuck I miss Andres <3

Against relegation fodder, indeed. Midfield engine is full of crust.

I really would not be surprised if Lucerpool won.

And yet, everyone ejaculates when you beat QPR 3-0. Come on bro

 

[Kyoufu]

Karma when that last goal was disallowed.

One thing I learnt: Don't fuck with Everton or Karma will bite you in the ass.

 

[Linius]

Wow, dat junior in MLS.

How can a true Englishman ignore the PL and starting to root for American Soccer

 

[Yen]

Can you imagine his tactical instructions?

Shola. You get the ball. You put it in the net. It's a world class finish. Go on son.

Clueless hairless prick.

Alan Shearer's Eyes &#8207;@HowAlanSeesIt
Frank Lampard is 34 years old, but his age is irrelevant

Alan Shearer's Eyes &#8207;@HowAlanSeesIt
There's two reasons; 1. That should be a foul. 2. The free-kick is taken from the wrong place, and 3. The ball is still moving

(He actually said these)

 

[faridmon]

Man, we missed so many chances (and sitters)

Football can be cruel sometimes.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Karma when that last goal was disallowed.

One thing I learnt: Don't fuck with Everton or Karma will bite you in the ass.

Everton are our plaything, we can do what we like with them. The last 18 months have been the equivalent of a Dad letting his 5 year old son score against him to stop him getting frustrated

 

[Tc91]

Martin Tyler.

United scores: Slow, solemn, funeral procession of commentary.

City scores: "ZABALETTA! YES!"

Yeah he's a cunt. Does my fruit in when he does that.

When we score vs Arsenal he'll just say "Oh and they are in here......." Then silence.

 

[Slizz]

 

[Kyoufu]

Alan Shearer's Eyes &#8207;@HowAlanSeesIt
Frank Lampard is 34 years old, but his age is irrelevant

Alan Shearer's Eyes &#8207;@HowAlanSeesIt
There's two reasons; 1. That should be a foul. 2. The free-kick is taken from the wrong place, and 3. The ball is still moving

(He actually said these)

:lol

Wow.

How do you go from one of the best strikers ever to a dreadful pundit?

 

[Broder Salsa]

:lol

Wow.

How do you go from one of the best strikers ever to a dreadful pundit?

Something tells me a good part of the best strikers in the world aren't the hardest dicks in the sauna. Love a lot of players that probably shouldn't be pundits.

 

[faridmon]

You like it?

 

[Timurid]

Wow, dat junior in MLS.

How can a true Englishman ignore the PL and starting to root for American Soccer

He was supporting spurs, no wonder he decided to switch over to the MLS.

 

[TrueBlue]

Martin Tyler.

United scores: Slow, solemn, funeral procession of commentary.

City scores: "ZABALETTA! YES!"

"TO JIIIII! HE'S ROUND THE GOALKEEPER HE'S DONE IT! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!"

"DROGBAAA! THEY'VE PULLED THE RABBIT OUT OF THE HAT AGAIN!"

"MACHEDAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Love Martin Tyler, with his bulldog-like approach to commentating.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Both feet off the floor

 

[Hixx]

FARID

 

[faridmon]

Lol Liverpools saviour

 

[FuturusX]

Ahaha, fuck I miss Andres <3



And yet, everyone ejaculates when you beat QPR 3-0. Come on bro

Liverpool fans excited by a mediocre result means that we should overlook similarly low standards from UTD fans? This really is your true derby.

 

[faridmon]

FARID

OK' I'll stop, because I respect you

 

[Wilbur]

Martin Keown rates RVP as 53/60. He rates Suarez as 49/60

#fact

 

[Wilbur]

Liverpool fans excited by a mediocre result means that we should overlook similarly low standards from UTD fans? This really is you're true derby.

Liverpool fans condemning a well oiled United performance against a team on the same level as Liverpool? these rolly iz your troo dooby

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Martin Keown rates RVP as 53/60. He rates Suarez as 49/60

#fact

Martin Keown is a strategically shaved chimp. People mistake his eloquence and respectable demeanour as intelligence, when he is in fact a complete moron

 

[KidA Seven]

OK' I'll stop, because I respect y

 

[Salvadora]

Martin Keown rates RVP as 53/60. He rates Suarez as 49/60

#fact

At least Suarez is loyal. Where are the points for that?

 

[Broder Salsa]

You like it?

NO

 

[ShogunX]

Martin Keown rates RVP as 53/60. He rates Suarez as 49/60

#fact