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[Broder Salsa]

We got... 3 teams now? Man I need to stop napping sleeping lol.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Team 1 and 3 are just courtesies, Team 2 is where all the talent is at.

 

[Scum]

All midfielders done! Calling it a day, shattered, only got wingers and strikers to add so that'll take about half hour, then team 3 once I have all the details, assuming they have enough to make a team, if not maybe best to split them up between the current two teams? That'd be roughly 30 or so players for each team.

Cannot wait for this! Great Stuff!

 

[Can Crusher]

I want Mourinho or Guardiola to take a lesser team to the CL.

They get it too easy when they have infinite money to spend on their squads.

Come on Mourinho... come to Newcastle.

Mourinho won the Europa League and the Champions League with Postiga and Derlei as forwards. Think about that.

 

[faridmon]

Mourinho won the Europa League and the Champions League with Postiga and Derlei as forwards. Think about that.

Yeah, but he had Deco. He nullifies every other players shortcomings.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

We can play Wooden only when it's dark. Fucking Nosferatu he is

 

[Kyoufu]

Mourinho won the Europa League and the Champions League with Postiga and Derlei as forwards. Think about that.

He is destined to get Newcastle's first trophy in 9000 years.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Team 1 and 3 are just courtesies, Team 2 is where all the talent is at.

Clegg is just jealous with all the trash talking he's been doing.

 

[qindarka]

There are 3 teams now? How many players are there in total?

 

[Willkiller]

This is such a ridiculous, awesome idea. I can't wait for the heated arguments over this stuff :lol

 

[Clegg]

Clegg is just jealous with all the trash talking he's been doing.

I speak the truth.

 

[qindarka]

This is such a ridiculous, awesome idea. I can't wait for the heated arguments over this stuff :lol

I feel sorry for Wooden and kingelessar who have to do all this work, though.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I feel sorry for Wooden and kingelessar who have to do all this work, though.

Feel sorry for kingelessar, he's taking the hard job here creating the players from ground up and not being lazy as I was going to be. I just did the team stuff and create logos and such.

 

[Messi]

I know this is footballGaf BUT, I am a bit peeved that SKY finally got the NBA rights in the UK and Ireland from ESPN. Starting tomorrow or Friday with the game in London they will be doing all the coverage. My big problem is that I have been following the NBA this season on ESPN/ESPN America, mostly though NBA tonight and some live games. NBA tonight was daily which I found was very helpful in keeping up to date. On Skys planner I see they have a weekly recap for 30 mins which cant possibly cover all the bases that ESPN America was covering. :/

I hate Sky

 

[Sage00]

Looks like we've signed Tom Rogic. Can any Aussies fill me in?

 

[Willkiller]

I feel sorry for Wooden and kingelessar who have to do all this work, though.

Small price to pay for our eternal gratitude!

 

[kingellesar]

There are 3 teams now? How many players are there in total?

Potentially, if they have enough. So if you want in then see the last page or so, there's a team 3 list.

I don't mind adding to the database, once you get into a pattern it becomes easy. Nearly went to bed in a pissed off mood but managed to remain in division 1 on UT online >_> Now I sleep.

 

[qindarka]

Potentially, if they have enough. So if you want in then see the last page or so, there's a team 3 list.

I don't mind adding to the database, once you get into a pattern it becomes easy. Nearly went to bed in a pissed off mood but managed to remain in division 1 on UT online >_> Now I sleep.

Right, I'll PM you my details.

 

[Salazar]

Looks like we've signed Tom Rogic. Can any Aussies fill me in?

I'm Australian but A League :lol, so I can't help.

His Wikipedia is hilarious

He was also selected to join the Nike Football Academy after winning The Chance, a competition which he won therefore officially declaring him as one of the best eight young footballers in the world.

 

[Messi]

Heres a video explaining what makes Sergio so amazing.

Tactical analysis of Busquets

I will now use the term "In the Busquets Zone"

 

[LanceVance]

So Rennes apparently turned down a £28mill bid for mvila a year ago but will now accept a £7mill deal from Harry. Sounds shady as fuck. Harry's wheelin' and dealin' again

 

[Messi]

So Rennes apparently turned down a £28mill bid for mvila a year ago but will now accept a £7mill deal from Harry. Sounds shady as fuck. Harry's wheelin' and dealin' again

Is this true Rennes? You are doing it wrong.

 

[kingellesar]

Ok team 3 currently has 15 players but only 6 have given details.

Name: qindarka
Nationality: Malaysian
Height: 170 cm
Weight: 48 kg
Preferred foot: Right
Preferred position: GK

Lunchbox:
position: CB
height: 188 cm
weight: 82 kg
preferred foot: right

Name: faridom
RB,
185 cm
88Kg
Right foot
Name: KidA Seven
position: AM
height: 178 cm
weight: 145 lbs/66 kg
preferred foot: right

Name: Milchmonster
LW
174cm
68kg
left

Name: bud23
position: st
height: 182 cm
weight: 72 kg
preferred foot: right
nationality; Spanish

Odd_morsel
Sloosha
Soi Fong
Regulus
Jeff
Spanish Wrath
Fady
Lightning
Anderson


So if someone could think of another 5 or so names to add that will be fine. I'll just have to randomly assign stats and positions to each one to fill the team out.

/night

 

[LegoArmo]

I'm Australian but A League :lol, so I can't help.

His Wikipedia is hilarious

I like it. The Herald article I read called him a "wonderkid". From what I can tell, he's done alright in the A-League, impressed on trial, and definitely seems to have the physical build for the SPL. So I guess we'll see how much a step up he's making.

Ok team 3 currently has 15 players but only 6 have given details.

Name: Lego
Nationality: Scottish
Height: 192 cm
Weight: 90 kg (I wish)
Preferred foot: Right
Preferred position: ST or CB (I'm Dion Dublin, bitch)

 

[Sage00]

I'm Australian but A League :lol, so I can't help.

His Wikipedia is hilarious

I swear read an African player Celtic have been linked with also won a contest to train at that academy. :lol

Looks like we're going around picking up the football X Factor flops. :lol THERE MUST BE A LEONA LEWIS HERE SOMEWHERE.

 

[GorillaJu]

I'll make the team 3 logo. What's our name?

 

[Slizz]

 

[yella]

Not sure what's going on, but I want in!

CM
Height:180 cm
Weight:80 kg
Preferred foot: Right

Am I missing anything?

 

[Sage00]

Is that a 'Smeg' brand fridge?

 

[rodvik]

So Rennes apparently turned down a £28mill bid for mvila a year ago but will now accept a £7mill deal from Harry. Sounds shady as fuck. Harry's wheelin' and dealin' again

Maybe it was the players choice, QPR will pay him top wages, the previous bidder wouldnt?

 

[K1LLER7]

I'll make the team 3 logo. What's our name?

Leftovers United

 

[Facism]

what team am i in?

height:175cm
weight:90kg (buff blud u no it)
pref foot: left
pref position: LB/CB
nationality: turkish

just seen i'm team 2. looks like it the best squad. yurt up front, 90 goals a season.

 

[pulga]

Team 1 and 3 are just courtesies, Team 2 is where all the talent is at.

Truer words have never been spoken. Team Amazingo Cuntdrid is my pick.

 

[Timurid]

Leftovers United

I can't wait to style all over team!

 

[Salazar]

height:175cm
weight: 70
pref foot: Right
pref position: CB - I'm short, but don't you cunts discriminate.
nationality: Welsh

 

[Timurid]

height:175cm
weight: 70
pref foot: Right
pref position: CB - I'm short, but don't you cunts discriminate.
nationality: Welsh

You're in my team! Kpop bros!

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Can I be a neoGAF hooligan in this game.

Feel free to blame any mysterious injuries on me.

 

[Slizz]

Can I be a neoGAF hooligan in this game.

Feel free to blame any mysterious injuries on me.

Lol, hooligans and pitch invaders are needed. Also maybe some sort of animal, dog, cat, raccoon, or something to live in the stadium.

 

[pulga]

Lol, hooligans and pitch invaders are needed. Also maybe some sort of animal, dog, cat, raccoon, or something to live in the stadium.

For Andres to fuck during half time?

 

[Slizz]

For Andres to fuck during half time?

Nah lol, just to fill the quota.

Was actually at the frog match.

 

[Salazar]

You're in my team! Kpop bros!

Henriquez got a start for Wiggum and ran a lot, apparently.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nah lol, just to fill the quota.

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Was actually at the frog match.

Was at a match where Zdenek Pospech managed to hit a bird with a ball, he then carried it out to the sideline, thought it was dead (it looked like it when it dropped) but then the fucker started moving into the pitch again.

 

[faridmon]

So glad those Kpop mongrels have been lumped to a team of their own. Don't want that filth in my team.

 

[Timurid]

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So glad those Kpop mongrels have been lumped to a team of their own. Don't want that filth in my team.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Real Madrid have gone and done it now. They'll be too focused on winning against Barca and we'll take it without them noticing.

 

[sohois]

Ok team 3 currently has 15 players but only 6 have given details.


/night

Might as well volunteer for this shit.

Name: sohois
Nationality: English
Height: 182cm
Weight: 70kg
Preferred Foot: Both
Preferred Position: DR/DL

 

[Fry]

Goodfellas was really really good. Now I need to hurry up and watch Casino.

 

[Verano]

Ok team 3 currently has 15 players but only 6 have given details.



/night

Name: Verano
Nationality: Mexican.....American
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 135lbs.
Preferred Foot: Right
Preferred Position: CM

 

[Sloosha]

Name: Sloosha
Height: 178cm
Weight: ~68kg
Preferred Foot: Left
Preferred Position: ST/LW

Go team 3!

 

[KidA Seven]

Team 3 is coming together and added some more members.

We need a name doe. Any suggestions?