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Ugh thinking back on English in secondary school always annoys me.

I was good at the subject but I despised some of the poets I had to study.

Robert Frost and Elizabeth Barrett Browning can fuck off.

Colerige>Wordsworth

WW1 poetry>everything else


That's all you need to know. Got an A* in my A2 exam for War Literature. Probably the only thing I've been proud of academically. I was good at art, but I fucking despise art
 
Ugh thinking back on English in secondary school always annoys me.

I was good at the subject but I despised some of the poets I had to study.

Robert Frost and Elizabeth Barrett Browning can fuck off.
Excuse me
standing on one leg
I'm half-caste

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas/
explain yuself
wha u mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather/
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem dont want de sun pass
ah rass/
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony/

"Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah looking at u wid de keen
half of mih eye
and when I'm introduced to yu
I'm sure you'll understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
and de whole of yu mind

an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story

NEVER FORGET
 

kharma45

Member
I used to love English, wanted to do it for A-Level until I got the worst two teachers we had for it.

I remember being devastated I only got AA at GCSE for it, what a tosser.
 

Kyoufu

Member
Was just my real name. I was only actively posting with that as my username for a couple of months maybe before I had it changed.

First time I posted in here was to say Berbatov was useless and we should sell him. I was jumped on. I think WJD called me a "spaz" :(

WELL I WAS RIGHT SUCKAS

English is the bestest subject.

I was abused in my first month here too.

:lol
 
GCSE and A Level English Lit was the greatest.

I was the only non-white boy in my class for A-Levels.

Indian peepz ain't interested in English. Losers.
 

Linius

Member
Sneijder to Galatasaray rumours I see. If that's the case he'd be better of in Amsterdam. If we only had the money...
 

Clegg

Member
I think State exams in Ireland are much broader than those in Britain.

You only have to answer 1 essay type question for poetry and that's usually on the themes the poets explores.

The best thing is that there's always going to be a question on a female poet. And since there aren't that many notable female Irish poets you could revise the themes of Eavan Boland and you'd have a very good chance of that question being asked.

That's how I got my A in English.

<3 Irish education system.
 
I think State exams in Ireland are much broader than those in Britain.

You only have to answer 1 essay type question for poetry and that's usually on the themes the poets explores.

The best thing is that there's always going to be a question on a female poet. And since there aren't that many notable female Irish poets you could revise the themes of Eavan Boland and you'd have a very good chance of that question being asked.

That's how I got my A in English.

<3 Irish education system.
In the British system, the exam is basically the same as the exam from the year before.

So you just learn the answers from last years exam.

<3 British "education" system.
 

Zabojnik

Member
Journalist (on Allegri): "Will he be the AC Milan coach next season?"
Berlusconi: "A president must always tell the truth... let's move on to the next question please!"

Welcome to Milan, Pep.
 
A Level English? No no no.

Its all about A Level Classics/Ancient History.

You want poetry? Go big or go home.

The Odyssey, The Iliad and The Aeneid are where its at.

Some of the Theban plays can do one though, The Antigone in particular.
 

Clegg

Member
In the British system, the exam is basically the same as the exam from the year before.

So you just learn the answers from last years exam.

<3 British "education" system.
I don't know much about the A level system but aren't they supposed to be more a specialised set of exams?
 

Wilbur

Banned
At Poetry Live my friend asked Carol Ann-Duffy if she ever feels like she wasted her lifetime.

Pandemonium ensued.

:looooooooool

I saw Duffy in the corridor about to leave after and my mate didn't know who she was, so I told him to go up and ask her if she was down to fuck. Thinking it was just some random old woman, he did. She complained to the school, he got suspended for a week.
 

Arnie

Member
I heard a story about Duffy, she was getting a taxi from University of Sheffield all the way to Manchester, and she charged the Uni for it. Cheeky bitch.
 
:looooooooool

I saw Duffy in the corridor about to leave after and my mate didn't know who she was, so I told him to go up and ask her if she was down to fuck. Thinking it was just some random old woman, he did. She complained to the school, he got suspended for a week.
Holy shit :lol

Somehow I don't think she takes up the invite anymore haha.
 

Kyoufu

Member
Remy wants to go to Germany. Fuck you Elsk.

Telegraph say we're after Nathan Redmond from Birmingham City. Looks decent.
 

kharma45

Member
:looooooooool

I saw Duffy in the corridor about to leave after and my mate didn't know who she was, so I told him to go up and ask her if she was down to fuck. Thinking it was just some random old woman, he did. She complained to the school, he got suspended for a week.

hahahahahahahahha
 

Fintan

Member
I think State exams in Ireland are much broader than those in Britain.

You only have to answer 1 essay type question for poetry and that's usually on the themes the poets explores.

The best thing is that there's always going to be a question on a female poet. And since there aren't that many notable female Irish poets you could revise the themes of Eavan Boland and you'd have a very good chance of that question being asked.

That's how I got my A in English.

<3 Irish education system.

Yup, I did this but with Emily Dickinson, got an A too.
 

Yen

Member
I got a C in English because we were woefully unprepared. We had 3 teachers throughout the year; two crap and then pregnant, and the third was too busy to teach us. We finished the last third of the anthology two days before the exam. So that, and missing a month of school through surgery, is my excuse.
 
I don't know much about the A level system but aren't they supposed to be more a specialised set of exams?
Yeah that is the idea, for example on my Russian History A Level module, we studied about 100 years of history but the exam has 5 different questions and it's more or less guaranteed that one question will be about a specific window...so you only really need to study one portion of the course but in great detail.

That's how it was when I did my exams 4 years ago anyways.
 

Facism

Member
I used to love Art and was talented at the things i did when i was secondary. Then they changed my teacher from the fun, encouraging, massive-moustached guy who had an activist son, to a witch who was more interested in her holdiays and holding our class in over lunchtimes because of 2 misbehaving idiots in our class.

Literally killed any love or desire I had for the subject.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1IqqlW1U4k
 

Yen

Member
I used to love Art and was talented at the things i did when i was secondary. Then they changed my teacher from the fun, encouraging, massive-moustached guy who had an activist son, to a witch who was more interested in her holdiays and holding our class in over lunchtimes because of 2 misbehaving idiots in our class.

Literally killed any love or desire I had for the subject.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1IqqlW1U4k

"After dark"
 

Clegg

Member
Yeah that is the idea, for example on my Russian History A Level module, we studied about 100 years of history but the exam has 5 different questions and it's more or less guaranteed that one question will be about a specific window...so you only really need to study one portion of the course but in great detail.

That's how it was when I did my exams 4 years ago anyways.
Cheers for the info.

Like I said, I don't really know much about the A Levels.
 

kharma45

Member
Yeah that is the idea, for example on my Russian History A Level module, we studied about 100 years of history but the exam has 5 different questions and it's more or less guaranteed that one question will be about a specific window...so you only really need to study one portion of the course but in great detail.

That's how it was when I did my exams 4 years ago anyways.

I may have done a module similar to that for AS but I presume you were with an English exam board.
 

GorillaJu

Member
John Terry coming back earlier than expected and ruining my FPL aspirations. I'm sure Azpilicueta will start at least one of Chelsea's games but I wish it'd be both..

God damn JT is such a cunt. Stay injured you fuck. Then in two weeks my midfield of Mata/Bale/Walcott/Gerrard will start rampaging.
 
We signed Marat Izmailov from Sporting today! Hopefully he's ready to play on Sunday against benfica. I'm already nervous god damn it!

Yeah, the guy hasn´t played a match in 3 months but he will be fine to play on Sunday... If that happens, he will be just proving he is a terrible professional and I hope his knee goes to shit again.
 
I hated all that World War I poetry and writing essays on Nazi Germany every week. Also French. Completely worthless as an academic subject. I would be firmly in the 'everything that isn't maths, physics, chemistry or biology is worthless' camp, but some people are so poor at academic writing that they could have done with an A-level in English.
 
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