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Football Thread |OT11| Campaign: Save a donkey in Colombia

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Messi

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Clegg said:
Is this wanking related or just a pain out of the blue?

I had the latter and went to see the doctor.
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As I said above, I have not done that in a few days. I am trying to cut back a fair bit. Now you have me worried.

Willkiller said:
You need to masturbate
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kingellesar said:
Maybe your body isn't coping if its been a few days!
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I have gone long periods before without doing it. It just got excessive recently. Its not the issue.
 
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Jeff Albertson

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Messi said:
Its not masturbation related, ive not done that in a few days. This was all of a sudden. I am just sitting here watching the Heat vs the Warriors and then BAM
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You have blue balls

Time to wank

Edit - don't worry though it won't be cancer, that would be a painless lump, pains are normally nothin major
 
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AndresON777

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Regulus Tera said:
What's important is to qualify for the World Cup. Didn't you guys field a bunch of subs against the Argies?

Speaking of the Argies, what a fucking disgrace.
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Our coach is a pendejo and he seems to use a different team in every match. Quintero played against Argentina (our best player) but we also got robbed on a penalty kick. They knew they were already qualified so yeah I guess they played like crap.

I only saw the games against Paraguay and Bolivia because I had to work during the other ones and couldn't really focus on the match.

Argentina have turned into a bunch of pechos frios. Messi should've played for Spain, lol
 
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KidA Seven

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Yesterday, on 4chan's sports board, some guy started a topic asking for help. His foreskin was several inchies longer than his dick. He had a picture to prove it.

:lol

My sides!
 
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Regulus Tera

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AndresON777 said:
Our coach is a pendejo and he seems to use a different team in every match. Quintero played against Argentina (our best player) but we also got robbed on a penalty kick. They knew they were already qualified so yeah I guess they played like crap.

I only saw the games against Paraguay and Bolivia because I had to work during the other ones and couldn't really focus on the match.
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Hey dude, guess who beat Colombia's u17 two days ago? ;)
AndresON777 said:
Argentina have turned into a bunch of pechos frios. Messi should've played for Spain, lol
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Brazil is going the same way, if this Peru match is anything to go by. They are not just losing, they are getting styled on.
 
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AndresON777

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Messi said:
Its not masturbation related, ive not done that in a few days. This was all of a sudden. I am just sitting here watching the Heat vs the Warriors and then BAM
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Lebron's ripped body made you horny? Or do you like them skinny and pale like Shane Battier?
 
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Messi

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AndresON777 said:
Our coach is a pendejo and he seems to use a different team in every match. Quintero played against Argentina (our best player) but we also got robbed on a penalty kick. They knew they were already qualified so yeah I guess they played like crap.

I only saw the games against Paraguay and Bolivia because I had to work during the other ones and couldn't really focus on the match.

Argentina have turned into a bunch of pechos frios. Messi should've played for Spain, lol
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Hey welcome back Andres. I did not know you were back.

What was that XBL message you sent me? the one about me being worse that ryan? It confused me.

AndresON777 said:
Lebron's ripped body made you horny? Or do you like them skinny and pale like Shane Battier?
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On the heat, id go for Wade. But I am holding out for Dwight Howard of the lakers.
 
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AndresON777

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Messi said:
Hey welcome back Andres. I did not know you were back.

What was that XBL message you sent me? the one about me being worse that ryan? It confused me.
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I was drunk and said you were worse than Alexis, lol. Don't know any Ryan brah

So happy the Australian Tennis Open is on. Women's tennis is a good complement to watching hard core porn.

afer dark?

Can't get banned again before the Super Bowl.


-Dwight is from Atlanta but he's a big fraudulent baby. We were supposed to get snow for the first time in 2 years but the weathermen lied to us :(
 
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Fry

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Messi, I've had once in my life, pain in my testicles. I woke up with it, I was really scared and went to the doctor. He gave me some medicine and one day later, I was fine.

It was because of tight underwear. Did you consider that?
 
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Messi

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Fry8 said:
Messi, I've had once in my life, pain in my testicles. I woke up with it, I was really scared and went to the doctor. He gave me some medicine and one day later, I was fine.

It was because of tight underwear. Did you consider that?
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I have changed to some tighter underwear recently. Need that lift sometimes.

AndresON777 said:
I was drunk and said you were worse than Alexis, lol. Don't know any Ryan brah

So happy the Australian Tennis Open is on. Women's tennis is a good complement to watching hard core porn.

afer dark?

Can't get banned again before the Super Bowl.


-Dwight is from Atlanta but he's a big fraudulent baby. We were supposed to get snow for the first time in 2 years but the weathermen lied to us :(
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Drunk andres is best andres. I thought it was because I was playing 2k as the heat lol.
 
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Fry

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Salvadora said:
Suits has the most beautiful women on TV,
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Meghan and Jacinda. ggnnh

The girls on Shameless are incredible, too. Emmy Rossum, Laura Wiggins. Others from tv that I'm crazy about: Lauren Cohan, Gillian Jacobs, Allison Williams and Allison Miller.
 
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rodvik

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Messi said:
Its not masturbation related, ive not done that in a few days. This was all of a sudden. I am just sitting here watching the Heat vs the Warriors and then BAM
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Could be posture related. Ball ache happens to me on long distance driving. Maybe change your seating position more often (even tossing a pillow behind your back) or walking around more.


Oh and wear boxer briefs obviously. Better support.
 
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Lightning

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Wilbury said:
Giving Theo 100k a week was also part of that plan rite?
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Losing him for free at the end of the season would have cost us a lot more. We can recoup these wage costs in a transfer fee if it doesn't work out. Losing him for nothing at the end of the season is just a straight loss giving he is improving as a player year on year.
 
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Sviatoslav

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Messi said:
Hey welcome back Andres. I did not know you were back.

What was that XBL message you sent me? the one about me being worse that ryan? It confused me.



On the heat, id go for Wade. But I am holding out for Dwight Howard of the lakers.
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You would, too. The way his jaw has been expanding over the years must have been giving you a perpetual boner.

Rookie Wade
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Today's Wade
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Messi

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Sviatoslav said:
You would, too. The way his jaw has been expanding over the years must have been giving you a perpetual boner.
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Thats a female exclusive feature for me.

If I had to pick one guy on that team who is mildly attractive its Wade. If you had to be stuck on an island with one of them I think I would like it to be wade. But ask I said, the ideal situation is Dwight Howard or maybe Kobe.
 
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