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[Timurid]

No Zlatan on return leg then? Would be great to see PSG out early.

Lavezzi.

 

[Blablurn]

lol ibro

 

[AndresON777]

Fuck you Timurid you pendejo

 

[Noirulus]

Footy-GAF. Sugar or Sweetener or Black for your coffee?

 

[Shake Appeal]

Lichtsteiner wasn't just tugging on a jersey though. He's pulling a player all over the 6 yard box.

It all started at a corner where Hooper was deliberately winding him up and twice tapped him in the face. Celtic knew exactly what they were doing. He's a known prick, and they targeted him, and got the reactions they wanted.

 

[LegoArmo]

We'll win 4-0 in Italy.

 

[Messi]

No Zlatan on return leg then? Would be great to see PSG out early.

NO ZLATAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[bone_and_sinew]

No Zlatan on return leg then? Would be great to see PSG out early.

No Verratti either.

 

[Randdalf]

The sheikhs are frantically preparing the suitcase full of money for the red card appeal at UEFA.

 

[SunhiLegend]

Valencia 1-2 PSG FT

Ibra straight red, misses second leg

Game should have been dead and buried, now Valencia have a chance.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Marking from the corners for Juve, has been borderline GBH at times. I went to jail for much less... #celticvjuve

Stay classy, Joey.

 

[Freewheelin']

Who agrees that Ibra is overrated?

cunt loool

 

[pulga]

LOOOOOL PSG LOL IBRA

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Footy-GAF. Sugar or Sweetener or Black for your coffee?

Black

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I can't stand Clive Tyldsley.

"Does Pirlo even have a shower after the game!?"

Yes. Yes he does. You odious little man.

Tyldsley seems like the kind of man who showers about once a week tbf

 

[Fry]

Valencia with a chance now. LOLOL Ibra

 

[Shake Appeal]

I can't stand Clive Tyldsley.

"Does Pirlo even have a shower after the game!?"

Yes. Yes he does. You odious little man.

You don't have to break a sweat to embarrass Joe Hart. Never forget.

 

[arkon]

No Zlatan will be a massive help for them. They might actually put in someone who will do something in an important knockout tie

 

[AndresON777]

Footy-GAF. Sugar or Sweetener or Black for your coffee?

Splenda and soy milk

 

[Willkiller]

I can't even believe how easy it must have been for Conte to set up tactically.

 

[Wes]

You guys lose with class though. It is admirable

Definitely. At least if we get relegated we won't have done it in the defensive style of these Juventus gangsters.

 

[spidye]

Footy-GAF. Sugar or Sweetener or Black for your coffee?

sugar. healthier than those carcinogens and tastier than black

 

[Empty]

that was a really really impressive away performance by juve. contained celtic's admirable intensity and purpose to barely any chances knowing they had the away goal and could punish tired legs at the end. shame as a neutral that the tie is over already but it was a masterclass.

 

[Timurid]

We'll be fine. Lavezzi and Menez upfront and Chantome in for verratti. Thiago Silva in the back.

 

[Clegg]

Footy-GAF. Sugar or Sweetener or Black for your coffee?

Tea.

 

[Zabojnik]

We'll win 4-0 in Italy.

Good luck with that.

 

[ToLateToLove]

That red card was awful!

 

[KidA Seven]

Oh man, Clegg must be salty after that juventus celebration.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

We'll win 4-0 in Italy.

...

 

[FootballFan]

Zlatan you fucking idiot.

To be fair, as I predicted Rami had him in his pocket all night. It's the other players that caused the problems.

Ibra is an idiot and he confirms it again with another CL knockout round flop performance.

This Valencia PSG game could get interesting in the second leg.. Verratti and Zlatan both out and that late Rami goal too. :O

 

[casablanca]

Red not deserved for Ibra.

 

[Meier]

Apparently Zlatan's 3rd RC in the UCL. Only Edgar Davids has more (4).

 

[LegoArmo]

Good luck with that.

Easy, easy, easy.

 

[Suen]

PSG let a goal in and lose Zlatan in the second leg. Brilliant, they fucked it up....after 90 minutes :lol

 

[Shake Appeal]

Why would Juventus waste energy when it gets AS Roma on Saturday? Have Celtic keep the ball (they aren't used to it) and take them down when they choke. It worked.

Celtic rested their entire team at the weekend. We played rivals Fiorentina on Saturday, and now play rivals Roma away on Sunday. No shit they ran harder.

Edit: We play Roma on Saturday. Three games in seven days.

 

[Clegg]

Decent performance from Juve. They won easy enough but Celtic still managed to threaten on a number of occasions.

Based solely on this performance Juventus won't be winning the CL this year. They'll need to play as least twice as well for that.

 

[Into]

We'll win 4-0 in Italy.

On your PlayStation maybe


Celtics heart and desire was admirable, but they never really looked dangerous, meanwhile Juventus looked composed for most of the match and disciplined as well as being significantly better technically

Not the best Juve performance, but a typical cynical game where they took advantage of their chances and made sure to be disruptive on defense

 

[dc89]

Damn. One goal off. Ahh well. Yeovil and PSG winners for me!

 

[Timurid]

To be fair, as I predicted Rami had him in his pocket all night. It's the other players that caused the problems.

Ibra is an idiot and he confirms it again with another CL knockout round flop performance.

This Valencia PSG game could get interesting in the second leg.. Verratti and Zlatan both out and that late Rami goal too. :O

Thiago Silva will be back for the return leg and Levezzi and Menez upfront and Chantome in the middle. PSG will be fine.

edit If Lucas is on the same form as he was tonight G motherfucking G!

 

[Kyoufu]

Meanwhile, Jeff is watching Brighton - Blackburn :lol :lol

This will be us next season. :lol

 

[Kurtofan]

PSG let a goal in and lose Zlatan in the second leg. Brilliant, they fucked it up....after 90 minutes :lol

Winning 1-2 away is not fucking up.Cat's in the bag.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Decent performance from Juve. They won easy enough but Celtic still managed to threaten on a number of occasions.

Based solely on this performance Juventus won't be winning the CL this year. They'll need to play as least twice as well for that.

Juve can probably play the exact same way against many teams away from home though.

Their defending is really top class and they are good on the counter.

 

[Willkiller]

This will be us next season. :lol

Don't be ridiculous!

 

[Messi]

Red not deserved for Ibra.

Could break a leg with that tackle

HE IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

 

[Broder Salsa]

Zlatan can't score important goals in important games so he went on to get suspended in them to not rule his goal ratio, only seems fair.

 

[Clegg]

Oh man, Clegg must be salty after that juventus celebration.

Juventus were better and deserved to win.

I just thought they were a bit too shady this evening.

 

[KidA Seven]

Juve can probably play the exact same way against many teams away from home though.

Their defending is really top class and they are good on the counter.

dat midfield

 

[dc89]

Malaga have decided not to offer Santa Cruz a contract.

He leaves City on a free this summer. Anyone fancy having him?

 

[3Sixty]

Doncaster let me down for £1035.

Cunts.

 

[AndresON777]

Definitely. At least if we get relegated we won't have done it in the defensive style of these Juventus gangsters.

Juventus gangsters is the funniest shit I heard all week. Thanks