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Honestly couldn't give a shit who is a cunt or not so long as it doesn't relate to football (gaining an advantage through PEDs or some such thing). If Evra cheated on his wife that's his problem to deal with.
I don't even want to try and imagine how many footballers have cheated on their wives. It'd be a depressing figure, made more depressing by the fact that they probably married sweet, loving women in the first place.
I don't even want to try and imagine how many footballers have cheated on their wives. It'd be a depressing figure, made more depressing by the fact that they probably married sweet, loving women in the first place.
u can hate as much as u want but in terms of sports they have teh scoopz
All the prime tabloid filth claim to be first with it, naturally. Bild does, the Sun does.
I dunno any United fans here, or elsewhere really, who believe or assert this. We got the piss taken out of us by Fellaini, Jason Roberts leant all over Evans to stunning effect, and DeGOD struggles a bit with a crowded box.
I can't remember any squealing on our part about being physically bullied; I think we typically lack height and muscle in CM, but that's a relatively longstanding fact not a fucking protestation.
The things we whinge about are:
a) utter non-aggression on the wings
b) defending ridiculously deep
c) not closing down wide threats or players advancing on the box
d) fullbacks (Evra) drifting too far inside and leaving too much space for even sub-par wingers
e) hoofball
f) needlessly chipped passes in dangerous areas
g) lack of defensive cover offered by ageing midfield options
h) positional naivety in CM
i) fucking useless crosses: into the stands, lofted like a fucking soft toy, or drilled into the nearest defender
j) Welberg having a positively fucking Buddhist attitude towards finishing
and so on.
If any club's fans have been notably whinging about opposition physicality, I'm afraid it has to be goobers in Liverpool's support
FlutterPuffs
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I watched the Liverpool vs West Brom match though. Suarez REALLY needs to lessen diving. He's a good player but that shit isn't really helping his reputation.
dumb post, go back to jerking over b-rod fan fiction plz
Your retort needs a colon rather than a comma.
Chips and dip, do it!
Candy is very broad btw, what candy?
Behold the power of the almighty Chips and the best team in the world.
My favourite chips, my favourite team, my favourite sport. Can't wait for tonight.
Thats a good point. Wellbeck on the right will be a choice in this tie. Atleast he will not slow the game down to a snails pace if at all we end up with the ball on the right.
He is just not used to it anymore.
Does any1 even doubt this? Injunction incoming?Did Evra really cheat on his woman?
I disagree. Yes you are right about complacency last season in the UCL and when we blew the lead but this year we have been anything but complacent and the few teams where i have seen us struggle in the midfield has been against Fellaini (1st game), Dembele (fulham), Sandro (spurs) and Liverpool second half. against these guys we have just not been able to take possession from them and they have been able to steamroll their way into dangerous positions and drawing 2-3 players providing space for others to exploit. and i in no way believe that is a "wrong" way to play football. IMO there is no wrong way to play football. You gotta what you gotta do to win. I missed the southampton game. Liverpool? we were already 2-0 up and i guess we might have gotten a lil complacent. But we can rule out us being complacent in one of the biggest games we are about to play in 2 years.
Just give your money to chairty.
I thought the same thing, tbh. Licht did exactly what he had to do. Someone else could've probably done it without cuntish behaviour to go with, but that's Stephan for you. Far from a saint.
It will be their year, next year!
The cycle begins all over again. Slightly ahead of schedule this time tho.
It's like the standard Sonic cycle :lol
You missed the rather obvious lack of capitalisation. LOL FUCK YOU
GOD IM TIRED
WHY CAN'T I WATCH FOOTBALL TONIGHT
ARNOLD HOLD ME
B-Rod pulled his sheets across to the side and sat up in bed, panting, his shirt soaked and freezing. Another one of those dreams. Another cold sweat.
It was that face again. It appeared and disappeared, floated in and out of his mind, its image swirling into perfect detail, then vanishing like a cloud of dust dispersing under the water surface of his consciousness. Smooth, white, with a layer of meat so pinchable he could still feel the painful sting of loneliness in the tip of his fingers as he sat awake in the early morning hours. Who was it? Would he ever come to see this porcelain, hairless, springy skin in person and feel the sweet, milky touch of its cheeks?
He stared down at his bed sheets. His own image, printed onto his duvet cover looked back at him. "Brendan, you know this face is real," he groaned in frustration, pinching his brow and wincing. This most touchable face ever know to mankind. Somewhere, this mysterious creature, this young dough-boy must exist - the dreams are too coincidental. He kneww it'd appear before him one day. Jonjo's taught, tanned cheeks had developed too much to deliver a satisfying touch to his leprechaun's palms. Young Fernandes, his olive-toned Spanish skin eminently touchable, wasn't responding to his caress with usefulness on the pitch.
"Somewhere, I'll find this boy, this ... this face-touchable ghost." Suddenly, his cell phone beeped and convulsed, like the quivering touch of an Irish football coach. "A text at 2:53am? But why?"
His tormentor was terse. Only a single word appeared before him, its taunting green speech bubble as anonymous as the elusive face of his dreams. Or were they nightmares? At least now he knew where he could find out. The message was clear.
N . A . N . D . O ' S
I don't generally agree with him, but he's bang on in that one. Shut up Wilbz!
Btw, could you put these new icons in the OP?
Why is Tevez there?
Look at them. So relaxed, so confident. A historic evening awaits us, gentlemen.
I don't generally agree with him, but he's bang on in that one. Shut up Wilbz!
Btw, could you put these new icons in the OP?
I'll give it a go on my phone right now but don't cry if I fuck it up
Yeah, half 12 until 10. Can't get out of it now plus we're having birthday drinks after for somebody so couldn't really skip. Pissed me off no end but fuck it.
Already booked off the home leg so at least I'll watch us valiantly draw after being 41 down on aggregate
Vivalaraza
Member
Happened before too. Idiot.Did Evra really cheat on his woman?
Can't blame him. The Suarez incident hit him hard. But with our collective support we can bring Patrick back from this spiral.
Jk
Lol
Fergie called Ryan Giggs an exceptional human being the other day
do it in your pc cunt
Freewheelin'
Member
I'd do it, but I'm heading to work
Sort of. Ish.
u hath no stomach for this fight
let ye depart
ur passport shall be made
Can't really see myself being too surprised by any team Frogie puts out there. Starting Nani, perhaps, would raise an eyebrow.
Vivalaraza
Member
Damn has Kris Commons' been mentioned here?
Ripped into Efe Ambrose.
Ripped into Efe Ambrose.
Something with a pot and a kettle.
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