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[Clegg]

United/Madrid was a lot more open than I thought it would be. 40 shots on goal, a couple of top class saves, a goal line clearance and the crossbar being rattled.

Good stuff.

 

[LanceVance]

United/Madrid was a lot more open than I thought it would be. 40 shots on goal, a couple of top class saves, a goal line clearance and the crossbar being rattled.

Good stuff.

Bubububububu Madrid were going to destroy United?

 

[Wes]

Ronaldo is such a class act. Sure he's an emotional guy and he'll say/do stupid things sometimes, but no one is perfect. Fuck the haters.

His header was phenomenal too. It almost looked like he was floating in mid air for 1 split second when he jumped. #whitemencanjumpafterall

Evra chose the wrong moment to get in on the Harlem Shake trend.

 

[Randdalf]

lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZKSXoVHyNM&feature=player_detailpage#t=1882s

 

[Messi]

Bubububububu Madrid were going to destroy United?

The one fucking time they choose not to. lol.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Bubububububu Madrid were going to destroy United?

 

[Regulus Tera]

Sinha still hasn't retired? No wonder Toluca has been shite this season.

 

[feel]

Bubububububu Madrid were going to destroy United?

To be fair that could still happen.

Spoiler

Ronaldo to cry after chipping De Gea for his fourth goal of the night at his previous home Old Trafford

 

[panty]

Khedira is rubbish.

Fuck. You.

 

[Regulus Tera]

lol Talavera

I hope Chepo realises soon that he's not fit for the national team.

 

[arkon]

Might need to save this for future use. So many of my predictions are absolute bullshit.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Novaretti is rubbish. Talavera pulling the karma card and saving the fuck up.

edit: loool Acosta. Penalty for Boca.
edit2: Goal for Boca. Silva scores. Toluca is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

 

[Sviatoslav]

What's the best Copa Libertadores game to watch that's on right now?

 

[-bakalhau-]

What's the name of that Mourinho show that was on Sky a couple hours ago someone mentioned in this thread?

 

[Messi]

What's the name of that Mourinho show that was on Sky a couple hours ago someone mentioned in this thread?

Footballs greatest managers

 

[Randdalf]

What's the name of that Mourinho show that was on Sky a couple hours ago someone mentioned in this thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZKSXoVHyNM is longer and better (and in HD)

 

[IceCold]

Man this is a great documentary about Mourinho.

Also I want someone to gif this part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZKSXoVHyNM#t=29m27s

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZKSXoVHyNM is longer and better (and in HD)

That is the one I watched. Great one.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Holy fuck, Tejada had the equaliser and shot it straight to the keeper's hands. smh

 

[Regulus Tera]

What's the best Copa Libertadores game to watch that's on right now?

Probably Boca vs Toluca. All the other matches are, on paper, very one-sided. This one has been really scrappy though.

 

[deroli]

I guess a 2:2 draw is a decent result in a CL away fixture. And a very deserved one, too. While we created enough chances, our defense again did not look very convincing. A goal like the second one must never ever happen. At least Hummels corrected his mistake by scoring a nice header. Although Lewy's goal was a bit more "special". Greatest feint ever? Greatest feint ever.
All in all I'm satisfied with the game and the result. But I really hope to see Subotic on the pitch soon. We desperately need that guy in our defense! And today was Donezk's first competetive match this year. So they will likely be a bigger threat in the second leg.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I guess a 2:2 draw is a decent result in a CL away fixture. And a very deserved one, too. While we created enough chances, our defense again did not look very convincing. A goal like the second one must never ever happen. At least Hummels corrected his mistake by scoring a nice header. Although Lewy's goal was a bit more "special". Greatest feint ever? Greatest feint ever.
All in all I'm satisfied with the game and the result. But I really hope to see Subotic on the pitch soon. We desperately need that guy in our defense! And today was Donezk's first competetive match this year. So they will likely be a bigger threat in the second leg.

Lol, it wasn't a feint. He tried to shoot and whiffed.

Probably Boca vs Toluca. All the other matches are, on paper, very one-sided. This one has been really scrappy though.

Thanks. I'll catch the second half.

 

[feel]

Any of these docus on Mourinho mention that he once broke into and pulled a guy out of a burning car? Because he did.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bubububububu Madrid were going to destroy United?

Did anyone actually say that without being tongue-in-cheek?

Or is this the bit where you guys pretend that you were underestimated even though you had the same expectations for the match as everyone else?

 

[AndresON777]

"Borussia Monchengladbach goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen (20) has signed a pre-deal with Barcelona. He'll join for 4 seasons. [marca tv]"

Its most likely bs since its from Marca, but one can always hope it's true. Ter Stegen would be a great choise for years to come.
Apparently the deal would be about 8.5M.

This also means that someone would have to pay money for Valdes in the summer, since Pinto just signed renewal for one more year.

Man I hope this is true. Please

I'll be on your side for just one more match, after that, we will meet in Wembley, again. And Barca will win, again.

Damn Liverpool fans should love Barca, if it wasn't for Barca you guys would be even on CL trophies.

LOL

Why don't we just keep Valdes?

Stop being a dick Valdes.

Spoiler

please don't go

Valdes es una mierda gonorrea. stop loving that cunt. he's also a terrible keeper to boot, fuck him

 

[Sviatoslav]

Did anyone actually say that without being tongue-in-cheek?

Or is this the bit where you guys pretend that you were underestimated even though you had the same expectations for the match as everyone else?

As if you're not guilty of that

 

[Regulus Tera]

First half over, Boca 1 Toluca 0. Toluca has had more chances even though they've been playing defensively, but shit finishing is doing them over. Also Sinha's level has been surprisingly good.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

As if you're not guilty of that

I won't be pretending that I expected a decent result if we get one though

 

[Broder Salsa]

Valdes es una mierda gonorrea. stop loving that cunt. he's also a terrible keeper to boot, fuck him

Does Valdes have gonorrhea? Not surprising really, I would suck it too, all that gonorrhea juice from Puyol gotta go somewhere.

 

[K1LLER7]

Which is and could be huge. He should be scoring more.

His decision making in the final 3rd really lets him down. If he sorted that out, he'd eventually be one of Englands top players. I find him to be similar to Sturridge. Both have great talent but their decision making in the main areas lets them down. Both seem to be improving though.

For me, Welbeck (loan @ Sunderland) vs Chelsea was was one of his best performances. Think this was when everybody took notice of him.

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Hope this moves on to 18 of 20

•Manchester United have progressed in 17 of 19 European Cup knockout ties where they've avoided defeat in a first leg away from home (via Opta)

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Does Valdes have gonorrhea? Not surprising really, I would suck it too.

Valdes is the gonnorhea on Barcelona's bellend

 

[Broder Salsa]

Valdes is the gonnorhea on Barcelona's bellend

Messi must be the tip of the hard cock on their team. Song is the appendix. Alves the anus.

 

[GorillaJu]

Lets all pick out 1 post in 10 pages of Utd love-in to point out how this thread is full of salt :lol

Result is exactly what I expected.

 

[K1LLER7]

Will be weird seeing him play against us at OT...

"I was in Manchester for six years, so tonight was very emotional for me," said Ronaldo. "I scored a goal but I didn't celebrate out of respect.

"Maybe United are favourites now, maybe not, anything can happen. Sometimes we are better away than at home, so we will see.

"It will be amazing to play at Old Trafford again after four years. It will be another emotional night."

In his post-match interview, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson said of Ronaldo: "I spoke to him and he is sitting in our dressing room now, talking to the lads.

"He had six years with us and I am proud of how he flourished.

"I blamed Patrice Evra for not challenging for his goal until I saw the replay and felt a bit stupid.

"His (Ronaldo's) knee is about as high as Evra's head - phenomenal. I don't think any other player in the world can do that, certainly not (Barcelona's Lionel) Messi."

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Messi must be the tip of the hard cock on their team. Song is the appendix. Alves the anus.

Well, Barcelona is a bizarre hermaphrodite, since they have at least 3 cunts

 

[Fry]

Well, Barcelona is a bizarre hermaphrodite, since they have at least 3 cunts

- Busquets

Who else?

 

[LanceVance]

Did anyone actually say that without being tongue-in-cheek?

Or is this the bit where you guys pretend that you were underestimated even though you had the same expectations for the match as everyone else?

What I said was tongue in cheek. You read too much into things

 

[Broder Salsa]

Well, Barcelona is a bizarre hermaphrodite, since they have at least 3 cunts

Alves being the anus, is really only a few centimeters away from the cunt anyway.

- Busquets

Who else?

Alves and Valdes woul qualify if it wasn't for them already having taken up other body parts.

Edit : Pinto! Seriously probably the worst.

 

[K1LLER7]

- Busquets

Who else?

Alves.

 

[Lunchbox]

score one at old trafford ronnie, i wont even care.

getting knocked out is worth seeing another ronaldo free kick at his home

 

[The_Hitcher89]

- Busquets

Who else?

Alves definitely
Pinto certainly
Valdes probably
Xavi personally P)

Sanchez is a diver as well

 

[Fry]

Alves and Valdes woul qualify if it wasn't for them already having taken up other body parts.

Edit : Pinto! Seriously probably the worst.

Pinto is a sub keeper, dude. He barely plays. Let the dude be a cunt on the bench.


Alves ... hm. Maybe, but he's the type of cunt that you'll love if you support the team he plays for.

 

[AndresON777]

Does Valdes have gonorrhea? Not surprising really, I would suck it too, all that gonorrhea juice from Puyol gotta go somewhere.

lol no. gonorrea is just an insult we use in Columbia

 

[K1LLER7]

Alves definitely
Pinto certainly
Valdes probably
Xavi personally P)

Sanchez is a diver as well

everyone except for Puyol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh yeah, Messi is worse than Hitler as well. 'Puppet,' he said. PUPPET! Fucking disgrace.

 

[Fry]

The only cunt from Barca that bothers me is Busquets. But he hasn't done anything irksome recently.

Barca are collective cunts because they cheat! /Unicef

 

[AndresON777]

Pinto is a sub keeper, dude. He barely plays. Let the dude be a cunt on the bench.


Alves ... hm. Maybe, but he's the type of cunt that you'll love if you support the team he plays for.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Alves ... hm. Maybe, but he's the type of cunt that you'll love if you support the team he plays for.

Saw him kick Oscar Wendt on the knee live from the ground, after he fell over in a completely fair challenge, he's a disgusting cunt, clearly Pique agrees.

Dumb little gnome, but he's a good guy like Lucio, he got Virgin Mary tattooed after all.

 

[Fry]

Saw him kick Oscar Wendt on the knee live from the ground, after he fell over in a completely fair challenge, he's a disgusting cunt, clearly Pique agrees.

Dumb little gnome, but he's a good guy like Lucio, he got Virgin Mary tattooed after all.

I never saw that.


I thought people from Bahia were supposed to be calm.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Saw him kick Oscar Wendt on the knee live from the ground, after he fell over in a completely fair challenge, he's a disgusting cunt, clearly Pique agrees.

Oh yeah, Pique spat on an old man's back, he's a cunt as well. Fabregas was told by Barca to backheel the ball on the edge of his own area to set up a Barca goal, and did it, so he's a cunt too.