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[AndresON777]

This is all rather too antiquated to feel pungently offensive.

Yo Andres, Fraud Madrid let u down, brah

I'm glad. I hope you guys light them up at Old Trafford

For some reason Barça can't beat that team anymore so I want them out.

Is there any doubt he's fingerbanging that dolphin under the water?

Dolphin flesh is actually really smooth. It's like wet, cold rubber

 

[Salvadora]

Need to alter this gif so FUTBOL-GAF fades in

I can't watch this without imagining the music.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Apparently Zenit have never had a black player on the team, and their fans won't allow it?

Nani to PSG then?

"There's no black in the colours of Zenit"
/ racist Zenit fans slogan

 

[Sviatoslav]

Dolphin flesh is actually really smooth. It's like wet, cold rubber

 

[Salazar]

I can't watch this without imagining the music.

Gonna get some use out of it if 4th in the PL comes down to the wire.

 

[GorillaJu]

Why does Uefa tolerate clubs like Zenit in their competitions, if the racism is so endemic?

 

[jtb]

Why does Uefa tolerate clubs like Zenit in their competitions, if the racism is so endemic?

UEFA doesn't give a shit about racism.

That and World Cup 2018, Gazprom being a sponsor of both, etc.; enough reason to turn a blind eye.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Why does Uefa tolerate clubs like Zenit in their competitions, if the racism is so endemic?

Because it's really not. It's overblown by the western media. I remember all the racism fears about Euro 2012 and then... nothing happened.

 

[3Sixty]

Why does Uefa tolerate clubs like Zenit in their competitions, if the racism is so endemic?

Spoken like someone who has never been to Millwall.

 

[Salvadora]

Gonna get some use out of it if 4th in the PL comes down to the wire.

The race for 4th is the new title race.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Need to alter this gif so FUTBOL-GAF fades in

 

[Salazar]

YES

I thought RVP had gassed before he struck that. Wasn't expecting a powerful hit. Credit to Lopez.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[arkon]

Now somebody sing a modified version of the theme

 

[Salazar]

http://i2.minus.com/jBUByGJSblZYf_e.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NkxzUdq.gif

 

[Sviatoslav]

reminds me of your k-pop gifs for some reason

 

[Sloosha]

Haha, good job.

 

[Timurid]

Andres

You ever heard of Miguel Angel Borja from Cortuluá?

PSG are going to make a move for him this summer.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

who has more money, City or PSG

 

[Broder Salsa]

Now somebody sing a modified version of the theme

Il s'agit de la plus grande chatte
Sie sind die besten Fotzen
The big cunts
Die meister
Die besten
Les grande chatte
The den of cunts
Un coño grande
Eine grosse widerlich veranstaltung
The big cunts
Ils sont les meilleurs
Sie sind die besten
These are the biggest cunts
Die Meister
Die Besten
Les meilleure chatte
The den of cunts
Die Meister
Die Besten
Les meilleure chatte
The den of cunts

Alternative version :

 

[Regulus Tera]

You used the Club Tijuana logo as a reference? Classy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You used the Club Tijuana logo as a reference? Classy.

I made it yesterday when someone posted the Tijuana logo.

Donkeys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The dog.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

its not a tijuana, its a xoloitzcuintle

 

[Broder Salsa]

its not a tijuana, its a xoloitzcuintle

lol yeah I just edited it when you posted that, actually googled it yesterday when making it. A hairless dog is just weird. Would totally buy a hairless cat though and I don't even like cats.

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol yeah I just edited it when you posted that, actually googled it yesterday when making it. A hairless dog is just weird. Would totally buy a hairless cat though and I don't even like cats.

Anything hairless is just weird. And nobody better think they're clever and post that Wilbury gif. That shit's straight up frightening.

 

[FootballFan]

- Busquets

Who else?

The other day people were saying you can't call Ronaldo a cunt just because he dives(20 times as much as Busquets I might add) so how does Busquets become a cunt? lol

Alves is probably the only one I'd accept and maybe Valdes.

Oh yeah, Messi is worse than Hitler as well. 'Puppet,' he said. PUPPET! Fucking disgrace.

What a fucking dick. Should tell EviLore to sort it out and ban the use of that word. The P word it shall be known.

fake edit

I now see I'm a bit late to this.

 

[Salazar]

reminds me of your k-pop gifs for some reason

Les meilleure chatte
The den of cunts

 

[Bo-Locks]

who has more money, City or PSG

From a quick search, here is the relevant info:

PSG are owned by the Qatar Investment Authority, Qatar's sovereign wealth fund, specializing in domestic and foreign investment. QIA is estimated to hold in excess of $60 billion of assets.

City are owned by Abu Dhabi United Group, owned by Sheikh Mansour, member of the Abu Dhabi Royal Family and Minister of Presidential Affairs for the UAE. His personal wealth is estimated at £20bn. Abu Dhabi United Group was formed specifically to take over Man City. It was initially thought that Abu Dhabi United Group is a part of Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, a sovereign wealth fund owned by Abu Dhabi. But Abu Dhabi United Group had denied connection to the government of Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi Investment Authority has between $300 billion to approximately $875 in assets.

Not that it really matters anyway, but Abu Dhabi have about 10 times what Qatar does in assets.

Malcolm Glazer has a net worth of $2.7 billion, in case you were wondering, which I have no idea how since United alone have recently been valued at over $3bn according to the share price.

 

[FootballFan]

Seems to be a trend for Chelsea players

^ lol Khedira, the hell was he trying there?

As posted earlier by Viva, Hitcher and I:

Khedira is rubbish.

 

[FootballFan]

this is actually the biggest difference between rvp at arsenal and now at united. at arsenal, he was way more involved in the buildup whereas at united he is almost more of a pure goal scorer. i mean, i've seen games where he barely touches the ball for the first fifteen minutes and then out of nowhere he scores a goal. it's kind of depressing, really. you'd want a player like rvp to get as many touches as he possible can because he's so technically gifted, especially since most united players are lacking in that area.

football is dying.

Dying? Or would you say, FOOTBALL IS DEAD

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dying? Or would you say, FOOTBALL IS DEAD

DEAD

 

[Timurid]

DEAD

Beautiful.

 

[faridmon]

 

[FootballFan]

Likely Zenit formation against Liverpool. Cause why the fuck not, United-gaf does it?

---------------Malafeev-----------------
Anyukov--Lombaerts--Neto--Hubocan
----------------Denisov-----------------
-------Shirokov----------Witsel--------
Hulk------------------------------Danny
--------------Kerzhakov----------------

Zenit vs Liverpool tomorrow? lololol I gotta watch that.

SAVED.

DEAD

Note: Siena -6 points. Love Serie A.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Note: Siena -6 points. Love Serie A.

Note: Siena (-6 point)
Note: Atalanta (-2 point)
Note: Torino (-1 point)
Note: Sampdoria (-1 point)


Just another Serie A season. :lol

Beautiful.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Zenit vs Liverpool tomorrow? lololol I gotta watch that.

Yup. I fear what will happen with all the shit I've been talking about Liverpool. But then again I've talked almost as much shit about Hulk. Prove me wrong Givanildo, prove me wrong.

 

[Salazar]

Zenit vs Liverpool tomorrow? lololol I gotta watch that.

I'm keen but I think it's a 4am start here.

I don't do 4am for Liverpool.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Yup. I fear what will happen with all the shit I've been talking about Liverpool. But then again I've talked almost as much shit about Hulk. Prove me wrong Givanildo, prove me wrong.

can't wait to see some of this:

 

[TheFeedingHand]

I'm keen but I think it's a 4am start here.

I don't do 4am for Liverpool.

I thought you lived in France?

 

[Salazar]

I thought you lived in France?

Straya.

 

[Sloosha]

Luckily Chelsea is on early enough for me to catch the majority of it before lab.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Luckily Chelsea is on early enough for me to catch the majority of it before lab.

Stupid Canadian television decided to show the Chelsea game instead of the Zenit-Liverpool game.

Shitty streams for me

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Salazar]

Villas-Boas, whose North Londoners sit fourth in the Premier League, said: “I called it when the draw came out: 'It’s like a Champions League tie.' And I still feel the same way.

“Lyon is a club with ambitions to win trophies every season and a team that can cause problems for us. This game could be seen as a test of whether we’re good enough to play in the Champions League.

lol

plz Lyon. Beat them.

SAF: "The away goal is important, but it’s not finished. At Old Trafford, we have to be more positive in terms of the selection of team, but we have goals in the team and you must remember that.”

CLEVGOD

 

[feel]

Can't stop laughing at that burro caliente emblem

 

[Timurid]

lol

plz Lyon. Beat them.

Lyon are going to get steamrolled.

 

[rodvik]

Spoken like someone who has never been to Millwall.

No shit. I was appalled a few weeks back when Nzogbia was openly abused at Millwall. I thought that crap was long out of the game. I was wrong.

 

[AndresON777]

Any of you have that pic of Ronaldo in the air above Evra on the goal? Looks like an instagram pic

Pls

-Thx dude

 

[Salazar]

 

[Koko]

Lyon are going to get steamrolled.

:lol