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[AndresON777]

Barça interested in Jackson? I think that would be a good fit and I could finally buy an authentic kit!

 

[Koko]

Barça interested in Jackson? I think that would be a good fit and I could finally buy an authentic kit!

40 millions at least

 

[Salazar]

40 millions at least

This could be the biggest, dumbest summer transfer window ever. Even considering FFP.

 

[AndresON777]

Andres

You ever heard of Miguel Angel Borja from Cortuluá?

PSG are going to make a move for him this summer.

He was on our under 20 team that just won the south American title. Didn't see a whole lot of him since Quintero was the star plus I was watching it at work. Our coach is crazy and always started different strikers in each match.

Il s'agit de la plus grande chatte
Sie sind die besten Fotzen
The big cunts
Die meister
Die besten
Les grande chatte
The den of cunts
Un coño grande
Eine grosse widerlich veranstaltung
The big cunts
Ils sont les meilleurs
Sie sind die besten
These are the biggest cunts
Die Meister
Die Besten
Les meilleure chatte
The den of cunts
Die Meister
Die Besten
Les meilleure chatte
The den of cunts

Alternative version :

You're Mou

 

[AndresON777]

40 millions at least

They sold Guarin cheap to Inter. Only James and Moutinho will cost that.

 

[Koko]

They sold Guarin cheap to Inter. Only James and Moutinho will cost that.

I know, only way that he ends being expensive it's if he stay at Porto for at least 2 seasons and emulates Fatcao.

 

[AndresON777]

I know, only way that he ends being expensive it's if he stay at Porto for at least 2 seasons and emulates Fatcao.

I actually like Fatcao lol

Liverpool game is on at noon here. Suarez hat trick and Sviatoslav salt pls

 

[rvy]

 

[AndresON777]

Seeing you post reminds me of Jackson missing that penalty. Colombians are terrible at penalties.

I remember Falcao missed one against Peru in the Copa América that would've won us the game.

Let Moutinho take them. Letters do you know if James will be fit to play against Malaga next week?

 

[Salazar]

Dat Necib

And Ellyse Perry <3

 

[rvy]

Seeing you post reminds me of Jackson missing that penalty. Colombians are terrible at penalties.

I remember Falcao missed one against Peru in the Copa América that would've won us the game.

Let Moutinho take them. Letters do you know if James will be fit to play against Malaga next week?

Moutinho can score penalties? Why I had no idea. Lucho seems like a much better option. Unless you hate Argentinians.

 

[AndresON777]

Damn son. It's too cold to masterbate.

Necib is so perfect though. Is she still on Lyon?

-honestly bro I don't know. Thought a midfielder would be better than a striker. Iniesta should take all of our penalties but Messi is a cunt.

 

[Koko]

Necib is so perfect though. Is she still on Lyon?

Yeah she resigned this season for another four years

 

[Salazar]

Damn son. It's too cold to masterbate.

Necib is so perfect though. Is she still on Lyon?

Yeah.

Thiney is still goofing around at Juvisy. Super Laure is at PSG with Rapinoe.

 

[Zabojnik]

Forza Plzen tonight! They're going to lose, obviously, but I'm fine with it, as long as they tire Napoli out a little. Could make Napoli - Samp on Sunday much more interesting.

Spoiler

For us.

 

[FootballFan]

I'm keen but I think it's a 4am start here.

I don't do 4am for Liverpool.

Ooo 4am there? 6am here.

Sorry Sviat, it is now a maybe. Definite for second half though.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Ooo 4am there? 6am here.

Sorry Sviat, it is now a maybe. Definite for second half though.

Lol, no worries. I have a feeling it might a 0-0 borefest anyway. Second leg is where all the magic will happen!

 

[Salazar]

 

[AndresON777]

Forza Plzen tonight! They're going to lose, obviously, but I'm fine with it, as long as they tire Napoli out a little. Could make Napoli - Samp on Sunday much more interesting.

Spoiler

For us.

Haven't seen your boy Yurt post. Did he pull a Hulk because of the Juve hate?

 

[Jin_7]

 

[Salazar]

Haven't seen your boy Yurt post. Did he pull a Hulk because of the Juve hate?

loooool

Clegg went overboard tbf

<3

Shame Vidic wasn't there, but Evans and Rio were pretty damn good.

 

[AndresON777]

Ironic because I'm watching the Dortmund highlights. Götze the German Iniesta is amazing. I adore your team. Reus looks like Fasdbender. Lewandoski is a Pole hero.

Hummels to Barça pls

 

[Oxx]

Damn, Oscar Pistorius. Kind of a bad Valentines Day.

 

[AndresON777]

loooool

Clegg went overboard tbf

<3

Clegg is amazing. Lego Armo our William Wallace was great too. I won't lie it was delicious

 

[Salazar]

Seriously, we had better fuck Reading uuuuup.

LeFondre or no LeFondre

 

[pulga]

Fucking Ramos. It's like he wants us to bench him.

 

[Zabojnik]

Haven't seen your boy Yurt post. Did he pull a Hulk because of the Juve hate?

I don't think some of you realize just how used to the Juve hate we are. Having said that, I can understand how reading those comments might have pissed him of. He's probably lost in an airport somewhere.

Couple of fine pics from Celtic-Juve:

 

[AndresON777]

Rooney took the corner though, right? Brah gets no respect

 

[Salazar]

Fucking Ramos. It's like he wants us to bench him.

He's a preening, diving, unreliable piece of shit

Him and goober Torres belong together

brah i luv ur tattoos

i luv ur tattoos too nandos

 

[AndresON777]

Where's Wilburg?

 

[dc89]

Where's Wilburg?

probably banned.

 

[Salazar]

probably banned.

Nah, working, surely.

With a buccaneering attitude towards hygiene. Although hairlessness does put him at an advantage. The inspectors must be thrilled.

 

[KidA Seven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3bgZDDrvY0&list=PLCBtJWKd3vCSWAt1iSEq56_QIrWvzSDyu

 

[Salazar]

Evra is awesome.

End of.

 

[Empty]

i've never head smalling's voice for some reason

he sounds exactly like richard ayoade

 

[Salazar]

LeRoux skinning dross

I love USWNT

 

[KidA Seven]

Chevy better not use their shitty gold logo on the kits. White outline pls.

 

[rvy]

LeRoux skinning dross

lel, holy shit.

 

[Kenka]

Marca say that ter Stegen has agreed on a move to Barça.

 

[dc89]

I love US

Yeah, don't we all know.

 

[KidA Seven]

I love USWNT

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Is Falcao playing today? I need a back-up game in case I can't watch Spurs v Lyon.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Is Falcao playing today? I need a back-up game in case I can't watch Spurs v Lyon.

He's supposed to play, yes. But Atletico are playing Rubin Kazan, a team who has never met an opponent they couldn't bore to death. Watch at your own peril.

 

[Pachimari]

Nice match yesterday. Though, I'm really tired of Sergio Ramos' faults when he's not focused enough.

Özil were our best player. Coentrao, Khedira and Cristiano had an amazing game as well.

 

[Salazar]

Ramos was bad.

I would abuse Benzema for playing like the womble-descended clogger he is, but I can't actually remember him doing anything.

And Turok would just blame CR/Mou for it, anyway.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

He's supposed to play, yes. But they're playing Rubin Kazan, a team who has never met an opponent they couldn't bore to death.

The only times I've seen Kazan play is against Barca, which weren't bad matches. Hopefully this all becomes a moot point though and I can watch the preferred Spurs v Lyon match.

 

[Salazar]

The only times I've seen Kazan play is against Barca, which weren't bad matches. Hopefully this all becomes a moot point though and I can watch the preferred Spurs v Lyon match.

AVB says it has "the feel of a CL game"

/Ninja Theory

 

[Sviatoslav]

The only times I've seen Kazan play is against Barca, which weren't bad matches. Hopefully this all becomes a moot point though and I can watch the preferred Spurs v Lyon match.

In their Russian League championship winning seasons I remember Rubin consistently bunkering against relegation fodder after going up 1-0. Also any striker that joins them always becomes shit. Let's see if Salomon Rondon will be the next victim of this curse.

 

[Clegg]

Aw yiss

 

[bone_and_sinew]

AVB says it has "the feel of a CL game"

/Ninja Theory

lol. AVB feels at home in the Europa league