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Wilbur

Banned
Bud
There doesn't need to be no tablecloth, no Arsenal badge
There just needs to be a cashmere rug, so that we can lie on our backs
Look at the stars through the hole you drilled in the roof
While doing incredibly shoddy DIY

Bud
I can't even describe how hard the days were
When you were banned, and all I had was Salvadora
He doesn't respond to trolling with a picture of defecation
But with well reasoned arguments that simply aren't that fun to read

Bud
Lest it be forgotten that this really is a football thread
Repeat once again that football is dead
Kiss me atop a mountain, for Kabouter did not appear
And bite down hard on the nipple you saw tonight

Bud
No get off, I didn't say you could touch me there
Nor did I say you could shave Hitcher's beard and pretend its my pubic hair
No I won't dress up like circa 1984 Kevin Keegan for your sexual arousal
But I will touch your dick

Bud
 

Regulus Tera

Romanes Eunt Domus
México: Corona, Rodríguez, Herrera, Moreno, Torres Nilo, Aguilar, Peralta, Hernández, Dos Santos, Salcido, Guardado

We are playing with two puntas again. WHY

WHY
 

Slizz

Member
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Randdalf

Member
Wrt. the whole used games and taking games rounds to your friends' house bit, I'm pretty sure they have the wherewithal to link games to people's accounts so you could simply log onto your account in order to play that game.

Worst case scenario, you lug your console round to their place.
 

bud

Member
wilbury
my dear wilbury

let me caress you, let me make you feel everything is going to be alright
let me slide my finger into your smooth, hairless bum
let me be your warrior in shining armor, your dark knight
let me go deep, let me fiddle with your prostate until you cum

wilbury
my dear wilbury
 

FootballFan

Member
wilbury
my dear wilbury

let me caress you, let me make you feel everything is going to be alright
let me slide my finger into your smooth, hairless bum
let me be your warrior in shining armor, your dark knight
let me go deep and let me fiddle with your prostate until you cum

wilbury
my dear wilbury

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Wilbur

Banned
bud
remember those halcyon days
when bergkamp was still around?
we'd pick strawberries and frolic in old man albertson's field until the sun went down

where have they gone, bud?
why don't we sit down with a glass of pear cider anymore?
why don't you take me to fud stage level five nowadays?
why don't you open me with forceps and put the contents of your wallet inside my b-hole?

do you still love me?

- w.
 

FootballFan

Member
bud
remember those halcyon days
when bergkamp was still around?
we'd pick strawberries and frolic in old man albertson's field until the sun went down

where have they gone, bud?
why don't we sit down with a glass of pear cider anymore?
why don't you take me to fud stage level five nowadays?
why don't you open me with forceps and put the contents of your wallet inside my b-hole?

do you still love me?

- w.

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Andres' favourite, McAdams.

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This page is so stuffed up :lol
 

Wilbur

Banned
I love the fact the way I first saw this gif is because Wooden sent it to me on Steam :lol

dat cross platform multimedia sharing

Does Wilbury shit in the woods?

Genuinely used to. Used to have a thing about shitting in school toilets lest everyone I know hear/smell, so used to wait until I walked home through the woods. Wesley and I would use that day's maths/science worksheets to wipe our bottoms. Sometimes we accidentally stood in each other's shit.
 

Wilbur

Banned
Kagawa's 2 assists:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vYiaJzkvvXI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGUIeBaBKoo&feature=player_embedded

Great pass for the 2nd. Suprised Honda hasn't moved to a big club. He's always played well every time i've seen him play.

That second one is gorgeous. The one he played to Rooney against Southampton was lovely as well. Wonderful footballer, I really hope he can get a good run of form soon. He's looked better his last few games.
 

bud

Member
wilbury
my dear wilbury

it is you whom i have longed for
let me enter and make you feel sore
let's start with your mouth
and then go further down south

i want you, i've always wanted you
it's why i gave up on sniffing glue
choosing between arsenal and you?
it's easy, you're my boo

wilbury
oh, my wilbury

do you love me, too?
 

FootballFan

Member
wilbury
my dear wilbury

it is you whom i have longed for
let me enter and make you feel sore
let's start with your mouth
and then go further down south

i want you, i've always wanted you
it's why i gave up on sniffing glue
choosing between arsenal and you?
it's easy, you're my boo

wilbury
oh, my wilbury

do you love me, too?

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