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[pulga]

Interesting thought behind Barcelona's lack of plan B during games where tiki taka don't work:

No doubt the lack of alternate plans is directly related to Messi; it started out when he didn't like tall strikers, and now he doesn't like any striker at all. His obsession for total control makes him come down to the center of the field to set up the pass only he himself could take advantage of

:lol, it's all I've got to say. Messi has turned into a right little diva.

 

[Clegg]

The Madrid/Barca thing is the most tedious debate in this thread.

And we've had some shite spewed in the past.

 

[pulga]

The Madrid/Barca thing is the most tedious debate in this thread.

And we've had some shite spewed in the past.

Hilarious coming from a United fan. People don't call this UnitedOT for nothing.

I suppose you think your endless posts on possible MU formations are endearing.

 

[Hixx]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[Vivalaraza]

Formation for the weekend:

DE GOAT

Smalling Vidic Evans Evra

Nani Clev Anderson Young

Kagawa Hernandez

 

[Mastadon]

Formation for the weekend:

DE GOAT

Smalling Vidic Evans Evra

Nani Clev Anderson Young

Kagawa Hernandez

:lol

 

[Clegg]

Hilarious coming from a United fan. People don't call this UnitedOT for nothing.

I suppose you think your endless posts on possible MU formations are endearing.

Oh course I don't.

However, the back and forth over who the biggest cunt is between Messi and Ronaldo has reached mind numbing levels of inanity that even the most depraved United fan has yet to reach.

 

[pulga]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[Broder Salsa]

[insert gifs completely ordinary Kagawa and Cleverley passes]

 

[Bo-Locks]

The thread is full of United fans, but the Strootman/formations talk etc are laden with irony and the discussions are wide and varied.

Barca bitching after they get beat and the regular Real vs vs Barca cuntfests are just boring at this point.

 

[pulga]

Oh course I don't.

However, the back and forth over who the biggest cunt is between Messi and Ronaldo has reached mind numbing levels of inanity.

lol, I held back yesterday on the cuntish thing Messi did to a ref. If I can't smack talk on Clasico day, when the fuck can I? :LOL

 

[Vivalaraza]

 

[Freewheelin']

Formation for the weekend:

DE GOAT

Smalling Vidic Evans Evra

Nani Clev Anderson Young

Kagawa Hernandez

This is hilarious considering what Pupplga just said

 

[Broder Salsa]

This is hilarious considering what Pupplga just said

 

[Vivalaraza]

This is hilarious considering what Pupplga just said

I know, heck of a coincidence.

 

[dc89]

The Madrid/Barca thing is the most tedious debate in this thread.

And we've had some shite spewed in the past.

dc PR > Madrid/Barca confirmed.

 

[Hixx]

I would rather watch us for 6 hours straight than have to read another set of ironic fucking man united formation posts

 

[Broder Salsa]

dc PR > Madrid/Barca confirmed.

Madrid Barca debate is like two monkeys fighting with their feces as weapons, sometimes even hitting some of us other people in here.

Your PR posts is just a lone monkey once used for experiments playing with its own poop, no one actually pays attention to it anymore.

 

[Hixx]

Madrid Barca debate is like two monkeys fighting with their feces as weapons, sometimes even hitting some of us other people in here.

Your PR posts is just a lone monkey once used for experiments playing with its own poop, no one actually pays attention to it anymore.

I see dc posts as a monkey sitting in a corner having a wank rather than playing with poop

 

[pulga]

This is hilarious considering what Pupplga just said

 

[Clegg]

I would rather watch us for 6 hours straight than have to read another set of ironic fucking man united formation posts

Who would you pick up front tho?

 

[Vivalaraza]

pulga must desperately hope that one day Messi cracks and boots a ref in the face

 

[confuziz]

Real will still beat United at OT. I would even bet my avatar on it!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Real will still beat United at OT. I would even bet my avatar on it!

I think the bet should be that you have to denounce that stupid book.

 

[pulga]

pulga must desperately hope that one day Messi cracks and boots a ref in the face

It's coming. Book it.

Birthday boy will have seen it coming.

 

[Clegg]

I think the bet should be that you have to denounce that stupid book.

You've talked about this book a couple of times.

What is it?

 

[Vivalaraza]

It's coming. Book it.

Birthday boy will have seen it coming.

:lol

Well I hope you guys batter them tonight.

You've talked about this book a couple of times.

What is it?

confuziz's footballing Bible

 

[pulga]

Where's Footballfan?

I'd like to congratulate him on his classier avatar.

 

[Tc91]

I just did a showdown duel in Red Dead and I shot the gun out of his hand but after it said I committed a crime? Wtf?

 

[Broder Salsa]

confuziz's footballing Bible

Is that a sequel to The Onion Book of Known Knowledge?

 

[ILvane]

It's coming. Book it.

Birthday boy will have seen it coming.

one can only hope.

 

[confuziz]

You've talked about this book a couple of times.

What is it?

It's a book by former PSV and Dutch international player René van der Gijp (probably doesn't ring a bell).

He had a huge amount of talent, but just gave zero fucks about the sport in general. He just wanted to make some money and spend it on hookers and all that. He is crazy, but knows a lot about the sport and how thinks really work at certain clubs. Nowadays he is a frequent guest on the most important football talkshow in the country.

The point is, he makes a lot of sense about how things work in the world. In the past, people could function just fine without the need of any help from shrinks or whatever. We have a word for everything these days. AD(H)D is just a word for a busy kid.

Managers are there to say things the footballers already know. Everyone knows for himself what he can do with a ball. Player A pass it to player B and player B scores. It's that simple. No need for 'tactical' talk, or act like certain managers are the 2nd son of God.

We make things more interesting than they are.

That book opened up my eyes, for sure.

 

[Labadal]

Checked my FF team today. Got 30 points for bale and 6 points for Caulker. They saved my ass this time.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is that a sequel to The Onion Book of Known Knowledge?

:lol

It may very well be.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Checked my FF team today. Got 30 points for bale and 6 points for Caulker. They saved my ass this time.

Stupid Bale sent Morsel right back up my ass.

I'm going to have to cut my losses and bring him in now. Can't risk it any longer.

RVP a problem for me. Don't think he will play on the weekend and isn't playing the week after either. If United get through in the CL then RVP will be used less and less in the PL I think.

 

[jtb]

It's a book by former PSV and Dutch international player René van der Gijp (probably doesn't ring a bell).

He had a huge amount of talent, but just gave zero fucks about the sport in general. He just wanted to make some money and spend it on hookers and all that. He is crazy, but knows a lot about the sport and how thinks really work at certain clubs. Nowadays he is a frequent guest on the most important football talkshow in the country.

The point is, he makes a lot of sense about how things work in the world. In the past, people could function just fine without the need of any help from shrinks or whatever. We have a word for everything these days. AD(H)D is just a word for a busy kid.

Managers are there to say things the footballers already know. Everyone knows for himself what he can do with a ball. Player A pass it to player B and player B scores. It's that simple. No need for 'tactical' talk, or act like certain managers are the 2nd son of God.

We make things more interesting than they are.

That book opened up my eyes, for sure.

I know absolutely nothing about this guy, but I'll just say that that attitude about mental illness is one of the most ridiculous stances on anything and this stigma surrounding mental illness is incredibly damaging to society. /rant

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's a book by former PSV and Dutch international player René van der Gijp (probably doesn't ring a bell).

He had a huge amount of talent, but just gave zero fucks about the sport in general. He just wanted to make some money and spend it on hookers and all that. He is crazy, but knows a lot about the sport and how thinks really work at certain clubs. Nowadays he is a frequent guest on the most important football talkshow in the country.

The point is, he makes a lot of sense about how things work in the world. In the past, people could function just fine without the need of any help from shrinks or whatever. We have a word for everything these days. AD(H)D is just a word for a busy kid.

Managers are there to say things the footballers already know. Everyone knows for himself what he can do with a ball. Player A pass it to player B and player B scores. It's that simple. No need for 'tactical' talk, or act like certain managers are the 2nd son of God.

We make things more interesting than they are.

That book opened up my eyes, for sure.

So basically some random ex player (a very well educated group of people) who talks a lot of shit.

 

[Clegg]

It's a book by former PSV and Dutch international player René van der Gijp (probably doesn't ring a bell).

He had a huge amount of talent, but just gave zero fucks about the sport in general. He just wanted to make some money and spend it on hookers and all that. He is crazy, but knows a lot about the sport and how thinks really work at certain clubs. Nowadays he is a frequent guest on the most important football talkshow in the country.

The point is, he makes a lot of sense about how things work in the world. In the past, people could function just fine without the need of any help from shrinks or whatever. We have a word for everything these days. AD(H)D is just a word for a busy kid.

Managers are there to say things the footballers already know. Everyone knows for himself what he can do with a ball. Player A pass it to player B and player B scores. It's that simple. No need for 'tactical' talk, or act like certain managers are the 2nd son of God.

We make things more interesting than they are.

That book opened up my eyes, for sure.

But there are just as many books by ex-professionals that sing the praises of their former managers. Why take one book into account and ignore others?

 

[confuziz]

But there are just as many books by ex-professionals that sing the praises of their former managers. Why take one book into account and ignore others?

He makes more sense than anyone in the world.

 

[dc89]

Hmm wonder what to play....

 

[jtb]

He makes more sense than anyone in the world.

or, in other words, cognitive dissonance

 

[confuziz]

or, in other words, cognitive dissonance

Like I said, it's just a word someone invented.

 

[Zabojnik]

Imagine the secrets this system will uncover about Ribery, I bet he has a lot dirtier stuff going on than fucking underage prostitutes.

So this is why he went to Bayern / Germany. There should be a quite few Stasi operatives left from the previous regime.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Like I said, it's just a word someone invented.

This whole forum is just words we invented.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lazio President Lotito criticised the decision on Monday, noting “this was made looking at the short-term, but I prefer to look at the long-term effect.”

Zamparini took to Radio 2 to reply and stated: “I want to do everything in life, except take lessons from Lotito. That I can be sure of. How would I define him? Amusing.

 

[confuziz]

I'm a teacher by the way.

 

[pulga]

I'm a teacher by the way.

Can you teach me how to love?

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm a firefighter.

 

[Koko]

Fuck I'm going to miss at least the first half of the game

Oh well hoping for the best, but ready for the worse. Hala Madrid!

 

[Timurid]

Fuck I'm going to miss at least the first half of the game

Oh well hoping for the best, but ready for the worse. Haha Madrid!

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