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Slick kicks, what shoe is that?
Made me laugh, cheers
ur a diskrace
I feel the same way mostly
As much as I admire him as a player we shouldn't feel beholden to him. If he asks for a wage increase or anything of the sort then we should consider selling and trying to get as much as possible for him.
I'd love to see a Gotze/Reus/Bale at United.
Relaxed Muscle
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Barcelona fans would have bitten their tongue and die before applauding Cristiano, is probably the most hated person just after Mou.
Also time to recover a classic:
Vivalaraza
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Hes always kept a low profile in the Clasico's IMO, apart from the time he pushed Pep.
He's definitely very relaxed now. Was clearly anxious in his first few Clasico's.
And no chance he would have been applauded.
I can't decided who is more deluded. BigBoss or Confuziz.
In 15 years all of the Netherlands' state schools will have closed down, condemned by their teacher. Vast jungles now writhe and contort themselves around the stone buildings. Kids in gas masks hop around the rubble that once stood as a haven for education.
But education has been substandard ever since one teacher decided that the kids didnt need teaching. They just needed to hear someone state the obvious.
'Economics is about money'
'I am delightful'
'Manchester United play hoofball'
The obvious.
The children leave school with what they believe to be good grades, only to be hounded out of every job interview because they follow suit.
The man at IBM says 'explain to me your economical plan'
The graduate replies 'it has something to so with money'.
The man at Google says 'what is the secret to Manchester United's financial success?'
The graduate replies 'hoofball'
This teacher is wanted in 27 European countries for bringing education to his knees. He is a modern day Dick Turpin or Jesse James, stealing that which is most valuable.
Common sense.
He is confuziz.
In 15 years all of the Netherlands' state schools will have closed down, condemned by their teacher. Vast jungles now writhe and contort themselves around the stone buildings. Kids in gas masks hop around the rubble that once stood as a haven for education.
But education has been substandard ever since one teacher decided that the kids didnt need teaching. They just needed to hear someone state the obvious.
'Economics is about money'
'I am delightful'
'Manchester United play hoofball'
The obvious.
The children leave school with what they believe to be good grades, only to be hounded out of every job interview because they follow suit.
The man at IBM says 'explain to me your economical plan'
The graduate replies 'it has something to so with money'.
The man at Google says 'what is the secret to Manchester United's financial success?'
The graduate replies 'hoofball'
This teacher is wanted in 27 European countries for bringing education to his knees. He is a modern day Dick Turpin or Jesse James, stealing that which is most valuable.
Common sense.
He is confuziz.
And I'm damn proud of it too!
Just seen this. If no one else has helped I can look over it when I get home if you want?
Vivalaraza
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I always thought confuziz was a student.
Do you teach economics at a school or university?
Do you teach economics at a school or university?
School, 13-14 year olds at this moment. Quite simple.
I couldn't possibly teach at an university. I am 23, but my face looks like 15.
Vivalaraza
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Mm, same. I've been praised all day at work for what I've done today, absolutely rushed off my feet and working everywhere. Managers all loving me.
Then I get out and join FootyGAF
Constant bum fuddage will clear it up.
I also went to the doctor today and he told me two things.
1. You have too much testosterone. Need meds for that.
2. You are overweight.
Regulus Tera
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I'm sorry for giving you hope.
I'm sorry for giving you hope.
It's okay.
We've got years and years before the country develops a decent football program.Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
It's heartbreaking to see Canada get so close and yet always choke at the end. That game versus Honduras was unreal.It's okay.
Give me some please. I want a swag beard like yours.
Relaxed Muscle
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To be fair Jordi Alba hit his head.....when he was trying to fake an agression.
Careful, you might start growing hair around your belly!
I also went to the doctor today and he told me two things.
1. You have too much testosterone. Need meds for that.
2. You are overweight.
Use that to your advantage.
Vivalaraza
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Just saw that story about the kid in Texas with some disabilities who got to play the last few mins in a high school basketball match.
So awesome
So awesome
FootballFan
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Yeah I think people are forgetting just the last game lol. 1-1 and Varane scored.
Even our clubs
Toronto FC vs Santos Laguna comes to mind.OHHHH PIETTE SCORES! 4-2!
They're just trying to get my hopes up again. NUH UH, NOT HAPPENING.
Freewheelin'
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhdugdjdgesjfsedsd
it is so annoying when you select subtitles for a film and they go off halfway through it(((((
FML
it is so annoying when you select subtitles for a film and they go off halfway through it
(((((FML
The swag beard is gone man. I am clean shaven now. Chicks dig clean shaven.
I'm clean shaven all over my body, I should be drowning in snatch
Where?
So you shave your Arse crack? I want to. But it's difficult.
Freewheelin'
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Don't do it. It makes sweating treacherous.
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Don't toy with me heart.
Nah fuck that. I don't shave or trim my pubes or bum pubes. I don't have a horrendous bush, but just enough so I don't look like a 9 year old. My pubes are fine and my arsequiff doesn't give me any trouble.
Bro shaved his balls recently. The thought of him with a razor near his genitals is horrifying to me
FootballFan
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Ronaldo went from missing a penalty + not scoring in I think his first 8 games against us, to now scoring almost every time.
Though I don't think he was particularly good today, scored twice but Madrid defended much better than they attacked imo.
That is being a bit harsh. He had a close shot early on and his freekick just missed the goal. He was better than pretty much everyone in our team(though that isn't saying a lot).
He shouldn't have to be the one rescuing the team every single time. When he does well it's all Xavi and Iniesta, when he does shit, it's his fault.
Xavi was anonymous, Cesc was shit, Iniesta would disappear for long spells, Pedro and Alba were just diving, Pique gave away the penalty, Puyol got owned by Di Maria, Alves was average, Busquets was just there... Pinto was probably our only player who didn't play badly lol.
Lol have you read that story of the bloke who ended up shitting himself?
Don't worry, it's 4-2 and there's 7-9 minutes left.
FFFFFCKKKKKK, just as I type that Canada gets a nice shot that barely goes wide.
Mario Balotelli has ordered a life-sized statue of himself to keep in his Brescia home. The Milan striker, who was on Tuesday fined 10,000 (£8,600) for making an "insulting gesture" towards Internazionale supporters at the end of the derby on Sunday, has contacted a local artist to make the statue, in order to "immortalise" himself.
"I have received the commission, but I've never met Balotelli so I am working from photos," Livio Scarpella told Il Giornale di Brescia. "I presented several drawings but Mario wanted to be immortalised in a pose that shows him having scored a goal, highlighting his muscles and with an expression of defiance.
"I have imagined him as an athlete from ancient times and the statue will be a mix of classical and pop style in platinum and coloured bronze with the eyes made of stones."
Italian media have suggested the pose wanted by Balotelli is the one he showed off after scoring against Germany in the Euro 2012 semi-final and will reportedly be kept among other contemporary art items in the attic of the striker's new home, designed by the architect Roberto Falconi.
"I have received the commission, but I've never met Balotelli so I am working from photos," Livio Scarpella told Il Giornale di Brescia. "I presented several drawings but Mario wanted to be immortalised in a pose that shows him having scored a goal, highlighting his muscles and with an expression of defiance.
"I have imagined him as an athlete from ancient times and the statue will be a mix of classical and pop style in platinum and coloured bronze with the eyes made of stones."
Italian media have suggested the pose wanted by Balotelli is the one he showed off after scoring against Germany in the Euro 2012 semi-final and will reportedly be kept among other contemporary art items in the attic of the striker's new home, designed by the architect Roberto Falconi.
I shaved mine with an electric razor once. Cut my sack to ribbons.
Freewheelin'
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Yep. Shaved my balls.
Was a stupid thing to do.
NEVER AGAIN
Also, my balls weren't bloodied :lol
Was a stupid thing to do.
NEVER AGAIN
Also, my balls weren't bloodied :lol
I haven't, should I? It's one of the worst feelings in the world when it's shaven. I'm honestly finding it difficult to put it into words.
It's hilarious. I'd look for it if I was on my pc.
Freewheelin'
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More painful, innit.
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