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[FootballFan]

killzone looks so awful, unimaginative and just plain uninteresting.

kind of like newcastle's home shirt.

Or like Swanse..I mean Real Madrid's kit. OMG the stripes are now blue!! :lol

Rumours are next season's kit for Madrid will have, wait for it, dark green stripes.

Fuck I must be annoying to Madridistas. <3

 

[fuenf]

I love how the Killzone games always make you feel like shit at the end. No celebrations just war.

 

[Noirulus]

Or like Swanse..I mean Real Madrid's kit. OMG the stripes are now blue!! :lol

Fuck I must be annoying to Madridistas. <3

<3 It's all good, vent out your frustrations before watching your team in those godawful away shirts.

 

[faridmon]

I kid Timu <3 AntiJuve 4 lyfe. Forza the real team from Turin.

Bros for life.

I have found out that I cannot watch CL tomorrow

Spoiler

I have a gig to go to

 

[feel]

Sitting in an airport terminal waiting for my flight, there's constantly a huge number people walking in front of me towards the left and the right, playing a game where I lose if I don't spot a hot chick walking by within 5 seconds after spotting the previous one.. and I don't lose. Bless the Venezuelan women.


to stay on topic FUCK BAYERN

 

[Wilbur]

Sitting in an airport terminal waiting for my flight, there's constantly a huge number people walking in front of me towards the left and the right, playing a game where I lose if I don't spot a hot chick walking by within 5 seconds after spotting the previous one.. and I don't lose. Bless the Venezuelan women.


to stay on topic FUCK BAYERN

Up the stakes

Mile high

 

[ShogunX]

Sitting in an airport terminal waiting for my flight, there's constantly a huge number people walking in front of me towards the left and the right, playing a game where I lose if I don't spot a hot chick walking by within 5 seconds after spotting the previous one.. and I don't lose. Bless the Venezuelan women.


to stay on topic FUCK BAYERN

If you lose do you get squashed in between two fat people on your flight?

 

[Broder Salsa]

If you lose do you get squashed in between two fat people on your flight?

No, the plane will go to Colombia.

 

[Timurid]

No, the plane will go to Colombia.

:lol

 

[Freewheelin']

No, the plane will go to Colombia.

Where Andres and his French cousin will rape you.

 

[feel]

Is it afer dark yet? And does gaf hand bans for creep shots? I'm bored.

Also how do you put pics from an iphone on gaf (without giving by accident access to my private shit on the photostream or something).

edit- bah people sit down right next to me, can't take them now

 

[Wilbur]

Is it afer dark yet? And does gaf hand bans for creep shots? I'm bored.

It is always afer dark here

do it. risk the ban. miss the Porto game.

for the lols

 

[bud]

Is it afer dark yet? And does gaf hand bans for creep shots? I'm bored.

Also how do you put pics from an iphone on gaf (without giving by accident access to my private shit on the photostream or something).

please post them

i've turned off the lights and lit the candles

i'm not wearing any pants

i'm writing this with one hand

 

[Willkiller]

please post them

i've turned off the lights and lit the candles

i'm not wearing any pants

i'm writing this with one hand

Same here. I've got Stilton too.

 

[FootballFan]

Villa on twitter:

Today I returned to train with my team-mates, but after the colic of last week I am still not 100%

we have decided to stay in Barcelona and train hard these two days! Thank you to everyone!


Best Spanish striker of all time, get well soon.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm not posting with my hands

my awfully prehensile cock is learning new skills by the day

it is a lvl.6 mage

 

[FootballFan]

Is it afer dark yet? And does gaf hand bans for creep shots? I'm bored.

Also how do you put pics from an iphone on gaf (without giving by accident access to my private shit on the photostream or something).

It is always aferdark somewhere in the world.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm not posting with my hands

my awfully prehensile cock is learning new skills by the day

it is a lvl.6 mage

Level 60 priest here, you will get there some day.

 

[bud]

speaking of that, there's this whole voyeur section on xhamster. there are loads of videos of these guys who go on a CROWDED bus/train, take their dick out and rub it against women. with a few of these videos, you can tell they're (probably) fake, but a lot of them seem legit. no one else seems to notice it.

do these women just not feel anything pressing up against them?

i want to try this out

not because it turns me on

but for science

 

[fuenf]

speaking of that, there's this whole voyeur section on xhamster. there are loads of videos of these guys who go on a CROWDED bus/train, take their dick out and rub it against women. with a few of these videos, you can tell they're (probably) fake, but a lot of them seem legit. no one else seems to notice it.

do these women just not feel anything pressing up against them?

i want to try this out

not because it turns me on

but for science

why would you want to watch that?

 

[FootballFan]

Did Berlusconi really say this? lol

"I know the role of the president and that of the coach – I respect those – but a president has the right to give advice to his coach.

On this occasion my suggestion would be that Messi is man-marked."

Great advice.

 

[faridmon]

I'm not posting with my hands

my awfully prehensile cock is learning new skills by the day

it is a lvl.6 mage

So low level. No wonder you couldn't handle Anime babes.

 

[bud]

for science

 

[Freewheelin']

why would you want to watch that?

It's bud man, he's gay.

 

[flippedb]

Lazio lost by 3 to Siena, so Milan is officially in the 3rd spot now.

 

[Clegg]

Is anyone getting Watch Dogs when it comes out? If its going to be online focused then footy GAF should form a group for it.

 

[FootballFan]

speaking of that, there's this whole voyeur section on xhamster. there are loads of videos of these guys who go on a CROWDED bus/train, take their dick out and rub it against women. with a few of these videos, you can tell they're (probably) fake, but a lot of them seem legit. no one else seems to notice it.

do these women just not feel anything pressing up against them?

i want to try this out

not because it turns me on

but for science

Man I hope you never get banned again. Your posts are too good.

 

[Broder Salsa]

speaking of that, there's this whole voyeur section on xhamster. there are loads of videos of these guys who go on a CROWDED bus/train, take their dick out and rub it against women. with a few of these videos, you can tell they're (probably) fake, but a lot of them seem legit. no one else seems to notice it.

You should check out the voyeur category on efukt. There's on guy sitting in a bus jerking off, with a guy with an afro in front of him. Then when he's about to cum he quickly gets up and shoots it into his afro, this guy has obviously trained a long time cause in the matter of 2 seconds he is already sitting on his seat again, still filming, acting like nothing happened and the dude in front puts his hands onto his afro to see wtf that was, turns around for a brief moment and sees him sitting there casually, so he turns around again and the video ends.

Don't check out "anal with constipated girlfriend" featuring Nirvana - something in the way.

 

[ShogunX]

Lazio lost by 3 to Siena, so Milan is officially in the 3rd spot now.

Football chat ended a long time ago sunshine. It's all about stalker pics and random willy rubs now.

 

[Wilbur]

I remember once on the bus this girl was totes grinding my dick, was packed on the way home and she was absolutely leaning into it but then she got off the bus and it was hard finding a replacement

 

[oyoshimaru]

You guys are too fast for me, whenever I pass by an extra 50 pages are added.

 

[FootballFan]

It is truly afer dark now. Or as we call it in New Zealand, 1pm.

 

[Kyoufu]

You guys are too fast for me, whenever I pass by an extra 50 pages are added.

Pandas are awesome

It is truly afer dark now. Or as we call it in New Zealand, 1pm.

:lol

 

[feel]

Damn, I don't wanna let people holding their cocks down, can you guys fap to blurs? They're walking by too fast.

 

[FootballFan]

Damn, I don't wanna let people holding their cocks down, can you guys fap to blurs? They're walking by too fast.

As long as Wooden can see the figure of a human, it is fine.

I imagine Venezuela is just full of beautiful women.

Rondon gets all of them.

 

[ShogunX]

Damn, I don't wanna let people holding their cocks down, can you guys fap to blurs? They're walking by too fast.

I'm pretty certain Wilbury has fapped to Blur many a time.

 

[bud]

You should check out the voyeur category on efukt. There's on guy sitting in a bus jerking off, with a guy with an afro in front of him. Then when he's about to cum he quickly gets up and shoots it into his afro, this guy has obviously trained a long time cause in the matter of 2 seconds he is already sitting on his seat again, still filming, acting like nothing happened and the dude in front puts his hands onto his afro to see wtf that was, turns around for a brief moment and sees him sitting there casually, so he turns around again and the video ends.

Don't check out "anal with constipated girlfriend" featuring Nirvana - something in the way.

seriously, these voyeur dudes have no fear whatsoever.

wooden, go to efukt and search for "awesome fail." it's genuinely hilarious. watch it until the end. i tear up laughing at it.

It is truly afer dark now. Or as we call it in New Zealand, 1pm.

hahahaha.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm pretty certain Wilbury has fapped to Blur many a time.

stereotypes
there must be more to life

 

[faridmon]

So this thread have turned into Porn recommendation, heh...

 

[Broder Salsa]

seriously, these voyeur dudes have no fear whatsoever.

wooden, go to efukt and search for "awesome fail." it's genuinely hilarious. watch it until the end.

Already seen it, think me and a friend went through and watched pretty much all of them one day. Then his pregnant girlfriend came home and said we were disgusting people, but 5 min later she was watching and laughing herself.

So this thread have turned into Porn recommendation, heh...

Here's something for anime gaf.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47864943&postcount=139

 

[oyoshimaru]

Pandas are awesome

 

[KidA Seven]

Already seen it, think me and a friend went through and watched pretty much all of them one day. Then his pregnant girlfriend came home and said we were disgusting people, but 5 min later she was watching and laughing herself.



Here's something for anime gaf.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47864943&postcount=139

:lol people actually watch that

 

[FootballFan]

Already seen it, think me and a friend went through and watched pretty much all of them one day.

There is always more.

 

[The Atticus]

speaking of that, there's this whole voyeur section on xhamster. there are loads of videos of these guys who go on a CROWDED bus/train, take their dick out and rub it against women. with a few of these videos, you can tell they're (probably) fake, but a lot of them seem legit. no one else seems to notice it.

do these women just not feel anything pressing up against them?

i want to try this out

not because it turns me on

but for science

Unrelated, but once when living in Asia and playing a 7-a-side we kicked the ball over the gate into a Buddhist temple. A handful of us decide to go inside, and I should mention that only one of us was a Buddhist.

Before we know it, an old lady pops out from behind a statue, lowers my Buddhist friend's shorts and cups his genitals like takeaway dumplings. All this while her gaze was directed at ME as she tugged his manhood. We all just stood there in this Buddhist Brothel wondering why our friend hadn't forced her away at all, and eventually we realised that he wasn't gonna move so the rest of us just picked up the ball and left. She continued to stare at us and pay no attention to my friend.

He didn't even return to the match.

 

[faridmon]

Here's something for anime gaf.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47864943&postcount=139

Loooooooooool WTF? which show is that?

 

[Wilbur]

Unrelated, but once when living in Asia and playing a 7-a-side we kicked the ball over the gate into a Buddhist temple. A handful of us decide to go inside, and I should mention that only one of us was a Buddhist.

Before we know it, an old lady pops out from behind a statue, lowers my Buddhist friend's shorts and cups his genitals like takeaway dumplings. All this while her gaze was directed at ME as she tugged his manhood. We all just stood there in this Buddhist Brothel wondering why our friend hadn't forced her away at all, and eventually we realised that he wasn't gonna move so the rest of us just picked up the ball and left. She continued to stare at us and pay no attention to my friend.

He didn't even return to the match.

So where in Asia is this

 

[Broder Salsa]

Loooooooooool WTF? which show is that?

Kotoura-chan, some guy made a thread about it lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513931

 

[bud]

Unrelated, but once when living in Asia and playing a 7-a-side we kicked the ball over the gate into a Buddhist temple. A handful of us decide to go inside, and I should mention that only one of us was a Buddhist.

Before we know it, an old lady pops out from behind a statue, lowers my Buddhist friend's shorts and cups his genitals like takeaway dumplings. All this while her gaze was directed at ME as she tugged his manhood. We all just stood there in this Buddhist Brothel wondering why our friend hadn't forced her away at all, and eventually we realised that he wasn't gonna move so the rest of us just picked up the ball and left. She continued to stare at us and pay no attention to my friend.

He didn't even return to the match.

where can i find old ladies like her

 

[adriano999]

Lazio lost by 3 to Siena, so Milan is officially in the 3rd spot now.

Emeghara: 4 goals in the last 3 games, and without any penalties or fks.

Emeghara > Balomerdatelli

 

[Freewheelin']

Unrelated, but once when living in Asia and playing a 7-a-side we kicked the ball over the gate into a Buddhist temple. A handful of us decide to go inside, and I should mention that only one of us was a Buddhist.

Before we know it, an old lady pops out from behind a statue, lowers my Buddhist friend's shorts and cups his genitals like takeaway dumplings. All this while her gaze was directed at ME as she tugged his manhood. We all just stood there in this Buddhist Brothel wondering why our friend hadn't forced her away at all, and eventually we realised that he wasn't gonna move so the rest of us just picked up the ball and left. She continued to stare at us and pay no attention to my friend.

He didn't even return to the match.

Bud is a Buddhist, maybe he was the old woman.