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[The Atticus]

So where in Asia is this

Spoiler

Singapore

It's a tame place littered with wild, mostly wrinkled, women.

 

[feel]

As long as Wooden can see the figure of a human, it is fine.

I imagine Venezuela is just full of beautiful women.

Rondon gets all of them.

Well have at it wooden
http://minus.com/mborcW5hplscv3

 

[Timurid]

Not working

Bud is a Buddhist, maybe he was the old woman.

It was Andres.

 

[faridmon]

Kotoura-chan, some guy made a thread about it lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513931

I am sure that Gif was taken out of context, but: Fuck that shit!

 

[Yen]

Pandas are awesome

Yet too lazy to attempt to mate.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I am sure that Gif was taken out of context, but: Fuck that shit!

How can grandpa asking his daughter to sit on his lap while day dreaming about her ass being out of context? lol.

Well have at it wooden
http://minus.com/mborcW5hplscv3

I didn't even ask for this!

 

[Wilbur]

Yet too lazy to attempt to mate.

Not everything is about sex, Yenrot

 

[Kyoufu]

Yet too lazy to attempt to mate.

We should clone them.

 

[KidA Seven]

I am sure that Gif was taken out of context, but: Fuck that shit!

u wot

 

[FootballFan]

This place is awesome afer dark, but I always have to play Ni No Kuni afterwards to return my innocence back to me.

 

[bud]

I am sure that Gif was taken out of context

please put it into context for us, faridmon.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm going to play FIFA and jerk off every time I successfully cross with United

 

[Arnie]

Is it afer dark yet? And does gaf hand bans for creep shots? I'm bored.

Also how do you put pics from an iphone on gaf (without giving by accident access to my private shit on the photostream or something).

edit- bah people sit down right next to me, can't take them now

Not at all, my sweet.

Better mane than Wilburg's but I imagine Jeff and Salazar could easily step up and wipe me out.

 

[The Atticus]

This place is awesome afer dark, but I always have to play Ni No Kuni afterwards to fulfill the deed.

FTFY

 

[Broder Salsa]

I always expected you to be baby smooth too arnie. It's a appointment.

 

[ShogunX]

Not at all, my sweet.

[wilbury] Bit lower [/wilbury]

 

[faridmon]

How can grandpa asking his daughter to sit on his lap while day dreaming about her ass being out of context? lol.

I don't know since I haven't watched it, and yeah that clip is shitty, but I am sure that doesn't usually happen in Anime. They make... lets just say, more subtly.

That anime look shit anyway!

please put it into context for us, faridmon.

Spoiler

That is his wife coming back as his grandaughter body

 

[pulga]

Saw this on reddit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI0fPq3UgeI
What a scumbag. And yet Pulga whinges and whines about Messi calling someone a puppet.

When the fuck have I ever defended Pepe's honor :lol

ASOS update: 32% through.

Spoiler

I hope they make Dany wear the Qartheen dress for the TV show. #titties

S1 Dany would've probably used it. By S3, she's kinda famous now so she'll probably decline ;_;

Call me a plastic! Call me a Band wagoner! Call me whatever you want! But at the end of day I'm going to support who i want to support!

MATERIAAAAL GIIIIIRLLLL

Anyone who thinks Madrid fans/media would be talking about Messi being a cunt off the field were they the ones 15 points ahead is crazy.

Can't beat him on the field, start finding something off it to please themselves. Puppet all of a sudden became "your mother sucked my dick" to them.

Did you see the crap Pulga posted earlier? A video, of Messi, for literally 2 seconds, telling Tello to pass it to him. Proving he is Hitler.

It's kinda sad in a way. :lol Especially when it's coming from a team that has Pepe, Mou, Coentrao, Ronaldo, Ramos etc in it.

It's sad you don't read fully read my posts, I even SAID it was nothing at all :lol

And I still can't believe you're justifying off field despicable antics. Did we ever justify Mourinho poking your assistant coach's eye at the time? No, we called him a cunt. I don't know why it's so hard for you to accept Messi is a cunt. It's no biggie, really.

I also can't believe it's so hard for you to conciliate the connotation of the word puppet. Stop taking it at face value and look for the deeper meaning *sigh*

Not at all, my sweet.

Better mane than Wilburg's but I imagine Jeff and Salazar could easily step up and wipe me out.

Arnie has what look to be mean dick-sucking lips. My man.

 

[Wilbur]

Not at all, my sweet.

Better mane than Wilburg's but I imagine Jeff and Salazar could easily step up and wipe me out.

Your nonchalant facial expression is in such contrast to my efforts its making me laugh unusually hard.

also fuck ur hairy chest

Pulga's right, you could easily swallow cum and make it look hot

 

[Freewheelin']

Weird nipples

 

[Arnie]

Yea my lips were sent from jesus to give blowjobs but I use them to demolish curly wurlys instead.

 

[Timurid]

MATERIAAAAL GIIIIIRLLLL

Go back to your rabbit hole you cunt!

Spoiler

<3333

 

[FootballFan]

It's sad you don't read fully read my posts, I even SAID it was nothing at all :lol

And I still can't believe you're justifying off field despicable antics. Did we ever justify Mourinho poking your assistant coach's eye at the time? No, we called him a cunt. I don't know why it's so hard for you to accept Messi is a cunt. It's no biggie, really.

I also can't believe it's so hard for you to conciliate the connotation of the word puppet. Stop taking it at face value and look for the deeper meaning *sigh*.

Don't compare calling someone a puppet to Poking a coach in the eye, after the match asking "who is Tito? I dont know that name", then not apologising at all.

I don't call Messi a cunt because he isn't. Simple. Just like you don't call Alonso a cunt(who also does cuntish things once every year).

Don't be such a Madrid puppet and enjoy the Afer Dark.

 

[ShogunX]

Yea my lips were sent from jesus to give blowjobs but I use them to demolish curly wurlys instead.

Couldn't you just wrap the Curly Wurly around a cock and proceed to blow it?

 

[Wilbur]

Couldn't you just wrap the Curly Wurly around a cock and proceed to blow it?

They do get exceptionally bendy even when at room temperature

 

[Yen]

Watching Once Upon a Time in America. Why and when did society decide we shouldn't wear suits all the time?

 

[Arnie]

Couldn't you just wrap the Curly Wurly around a cock and proceed to blow it?

I've got big lips but a small mouth, so that'd be a challenge. Unless it's an exceptionally small cock, of course.

 

[Suen]

Next week is going to be exciting. Two El Clasico games coming up! Should be pretty good, looking forward to it Barca-gaf and Madrid-gaf!

 

[Wilbur]

This tiny penis myth will haunt me until the end.

 

[Sviatoslav]

This tiny penis myth will haunt me until the end.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...."myth"

 

[Scum]

Afer Dark? Afer Dark!

Not sure If I'm looking forward to the Sony reveal on Wednesday due to the amount of fucking crazies it's going to bring out. People are going to pretend that Killzone is actually a good series and Nintendo fans are going to get it bad.

It's going to be something. NeoGAF to die under the strain of endless screenshots and .gifs, "Nintendo is doomed!", "Microsoft is doomed!" and "Year of Sony & the PS4".

 

[Wilbur]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...."myth"

My next gif will be FBI agent Dick Shadow

 

[Regulus Tera]

Decided to check the u20 qualifying for CONCACAF, USA is beating Haiti 2 to 1. Pretty hilarious how the crowd is pro-Haiti, though (the tournament is being held in Mexico).

And the Haitian forward just missed a sitter. Holy fuck.

 

[Willkiller]

My next gif will be FBI agent Dick Shadow

You sure it won't just be Cardinal Baguette masquerading?

 

[The Atticus]

My next gif will be FBI agent Dick Shadow

Has to be at full mast if you're a grower tho

 

[Arnie]

My next gif will be FBI agent Dick Shadow

Well I'm going to bed in 10 minutes so go grab that cucumber and get taping.

You sure it won't just be Cardinal Baguette masquerading?

nooooooo

f u

 

[Wilbur]

You sure it won't just be Cardinal Baguette masquerading?

The contours of the modern day Parisian baguette are far too unique to resemble the penis of a teenage boy from the London suburbs

 

[Messi]

Watching you Afer dark GAF

 

[Willkiller]

The contours of the modern day Parisian baguette are far too unique to resemble the penis of a teenage boy from the London suburbs

Angles baby. It's all about the angles.

 

[ShogunX]

The contours of the modern day Parisian baguette are far too unique to resemble the penis of a teenage boy from the London suburbs

Do not be so sure my chicken grease drinking friend.

 

[KidA Seven]

Watching you Afer dark GAF

And his penis is ready for masturbation.

 

[FootballFan]

Watching you Afer dark GAF

 

[Messi]

And his penis is ready for masturbation.

Popped in Tron a bit earlier so I am good

 

[Wilbur]

Do not be so sure my chicken grease drinking friend.

http://gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2007/06/baguette_magique.jpg[/IM][/QUOTE]

And just like that

my butthole salivated

 

[pulga]

Don't compare calling someone a puppet to Poking a coach in the eye, after the match asking "who is Tito? I dont know that name", then not apologising at all.

I don't call Messi a cunt because he isn't. Simple. Just like you don't call Alonso a cunt(who also does cuntish things once every year).

Don't be such a Madrid puppet and enjoy the Afer Dark.

Everyone knows Mourinho's a cunt. It's not surprising. Messi's recent antics over the last couple of seasons are slowly unveiling what a magnificent little cunticdator he really is!

And Alonso's a fucking gentleman <3

But alright, lets enjoy afer dark. Wilbs, slap out your tiny dick and lets get cracking. Arnold, moisten your lips, boy.

Decided to check the u20 qualifying for CONCACAF, USA is beating Haiti 2 to 1. Pretty hilarious how the crowd is pro-Haiti, though (the tournament is being held in Mexico).

And the Haitian forward just missed a sitter. Holy fuck.

Regulus, why you guys scared and want to change the venue for our upcoming match? The gringos made it out okay!

 

[Arnie]

I refuse to believe you aren't Spanish, Messi.

 

[faridmon]

I want to contribute, but I don't think Willbury will like it.

 

[Messi]

I refuse to believe you aren't Spanish, Messi.

Lol why is that? I am as Irish as they cum.

 

[Wilbur]

I want to contribute, but I don't think Willbury will like it.

If its an anime representation of anything related to the following:

* penises
* vaginas
* anuses
* Arnold
* breasts
* the Fast & Furious series
* garden gnomes

then go for it

 

[Arnie]

Lol why is that? I am as Irish as they cum.

When I went to Spain everyone had facial hair, and you've got a beard thicker than Salazar's and double density eyebrows.