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[Clegg]

I don't see how you can have social anxiety, Messi.

You're six foot six and have a bushy beard. That's fucking prime material man. People flock to guys like you.

 

[feel]

People are disrespecting the buffer zone and keep sitting on the chairs right next to me when there's several other empty ones. Aren't letting me work on my creep photography skills which are pretty mediocre right now.

 

[faridmon]

If its an anime representation of anything related to the following:

* penises
* vaginas
* anuses
* Arnold
* breasts
* the Fast & Furious series
* garden gnomes

then go for it

Arnold

The Fast & Furios Series

No?

 

[Yen]

 

[Regulus Tera]

Regulus, why you guys scared and want to change the venue for our upcoming match? The gringos made it out okay!

Are we? Honestly, I've been so mad about the game vs Jamaica that I haven't followed any football news since then. If so, pretty lame.

Not that I wouldn't mind moving our own venue around. Ciudad Universitaria o Nemesio Diez would probably put more pressure on rivals than the Azteca can at the moment.

 

[pulga]

I don't see how you can have social anxiety, Messi.

You're six foot six and have a bushy beard. That's fucking prime material man. People flock to guys like you.

Chicks should be sucking your nuts while you eat grapes out of a leprechauns asshole.

Are we? Honestly, I've been so mad about the game vs Jamaica that I haven't followed any football news since then. If so, pretty lame.

Not that I wouldn't mind moving our own venue around. Ciudad Universitaria o Nemesio Diez would probably put more pressure on rivals than the Azteca can at the moment.

Apparently. Not sure what's happened since then but it caused a bit of a fuss back home when the news came out :lol

And fuck that, I want an Aztecazo. Nemesio Diezaso doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

 

[Messi]

I don't see how you can have social anxiety, Messi.

You're six foot six and have a bushy beard. That's fucking prime material man. People flock to guys like you.

I wish I knew these people. The mountain man beard goes well with my opie hat

 

[Noirulus]

If its an anime representation of anything related to the following:

* penises
* vaginas
* anuses
* Arnold
* breasts
* the Fast & Furious series
* garden gnomes

then go for it

Not a penis, but...

 

[Wilbur]

Arnold

http://i.imgur.com/nDPEenW.gif[/MG]

The Fast & Furios Series

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N9unJsT.gif[/MG]

No?[/QUOTE]

Sir, return to your home for I have reason to believe you are under the influence of intoxicating materials

 

[Clegg]

I have a new thing.

Every so slightly chubby girls whose boobs are a little bigger but still have a barely perceptible tummy.

 

[Regulus Tera]

And fuck that, I want an Aztecazo. Nemesio Diezaso doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

That's so not gonna happen if you keep calling Costly!

 

[Wilbur]

I have a new thing.

Every so slightly chubby girls whose boobs are a little bigger but still have a barely perceptible tummy.

I love a teensy bit of meat. Nice and curvy, big hips, bigger bottom, bigger breasts but not what anyone (but Morsel) would call fat

 

[Messi]

I have a new thing.

Every so slightly chubby girls whose boobs are a little bigger but still have a barely perceptible tummy.

I like chubby girls with dem chubby tittays. Truth

 

[KidA Seven]

I love a teensy bit of meat. Nice and curvy, big hips, bigger bottom, bigger breasts but not what anyone (but Morsel) would call fat

I align with Morsel on this subject.

 

[Heart Attack]

Decided to check the u20 qualifying for CONCACAF, USA is beating Haiti 2 to 1. Pretty hilarious how the crowd is pro-Haiti, though (the tournament is being held in Mexico).

And the Haitian forward just missed a sitter. Holy fuck.

Not as hilarious as Chivas sucking ass.

 

[LanceVance]

Just done a fart and I think I might have followed through but I'm too scared to check

 

[Wilbur]

I align with Morsel on this subject.

You are a heathen fuck

Just done a fart and I think I might have followed through but I'm too scared to check

Just pop your finger in, if you have shit yourself just suck it off quick and no one will know

 

[The Atticus]

I have a thing for hands/fingers... but only certain kinds..

 

[Messi]

I am at a decision point. Go full mountain man or shave back to a bushy man goatee.

Thoughts?

 

[Sviatoslav]

I align with Morsel on this subject.

Yeah, #teamMorsel here as well.

 

[Regulus Tera]

the crowd chanting "culero" lololol

 

[arkon]

I am at a decision point. Go full mountain man or shave back to a bushy man goatee.

Thoughts?

Full on.

 

[Heart Attack]

the crowd chanting "culero" lololol

Mediocre fan base for a mediocre league.

 

[FootballFan]

Everyone knows Mourinho's a cunt. It's not surprising. Messi's recent antics over the last couple of seasons are slowly unveiling what a magnificent little cunticdator he really is!

And Alonso's a fucking gentleman <3

But alright, lets enjoy afer dark. Wilbs, slap out your tiny dick and lets get cracking. Arnold, moisten your lips, boy.

My point is I can find 5 video clips of cunt moves Alonso does, doesn't make him a cunt overall does it?

I understand you guys hate Messi and try look for every little flaw but get over it.

GetThatInYourFuckinHead.Gif

Enjoy afer dark I'm off to Ni No Kuni land.

 

[Wilbur]

Mediocre fan base for a mediocre league.

say something positive for once baby

 

[Timurid]

is there any other footballers who have the number 69 besides Meggiorini?

 

[feel]

Alright, downloaded a video recording app that puts random text on screen while recording stealthly. And right then this place became deserted..

 

[ShogunX]

is there any other footballers who have the number 69 besides Meggiorini?

John Terry?

 

[Freewheelin']

is there any other footballers who have the number 69 besides Meggiorini?

Balotelli

Spoiler

in his dreams

 

[pulga]

That's so not gonna happen if you keep calling Costly!

;_;

lol we keep calling him because defenders keep falling for his same trick over and over and over again. He must've pulled it like 3 times against the USA, no shitting.

 

[Wilbur]

who wants to cook aloo gobi when you can bend a ball like beckham

 

[LanceVance]

Just pop your finger in, if you have shit yourself just suck it off quick and no one will know

Put a pencil down there, came back clean, think I'm in the clear

 

[feel]

I am at a decision point. Go full mountain man or shave back to a bushy man goatee.

Thoughts?

1- Lose weight.
2- ??????? <- You are here
3- Clean shave.
4- Ladies galore. (aka profit)

 

[arkon]

is there any other footballers who have the number 69 besides Meggiorini?

There probably is somwhere out there and I bet he's got a magnificent name to go with it. Like Max Power.

 

[ShogunX]

Put a pencil down there, came back clean, think I'm in the clear

Imagine somebody walked in when that was happening? AWKWARD

 

[Broder Salsa]

is there any other footballers who have the number 69 besides Meggiorini?

Some Bayern cunt used to.

 

[arkon]

Imagine somebody walked in when that was happening? AWKWARD

I was just checking something. I swear!

 

[Wilbur]

Imagine somebody walked in when that was happening? AWKWARD

I used to know a boy who used to put things up his arse but no more than an inch because he thought that was gay

 

[fuenf]

Some Bayern cunt used to.

You can make fun of Bayern all you want, but don't you dare hating on Bixente Lizarazu.

#AbsoluteLEGEND

 

[faridmon]

Not a penis, but...

Well, if we are going by Bakemonogatari

 

[Suen]

My point is I can find 5 video clips of cunt moves Alonso does, doesn't make him a cunt overall does it?

I understand you guys hate Messi and try look for every little flaw but get over it.

GetThatInYourFuckinHead.Gif

Enjoy afer dark I'm off to Ni No Kuni land.

But I don't hate Messi

 

[Yen]

I used to know a boy who used to put things up his arse but no more than an inch because he thought that was gay

Arnie won't like you talking about him behind his back.

 

[Wilbur]

FootballFan your PSN message :loooooooooooool

 

[arkon]

I used to know a boy who used to put things up his arse but no more than an inch because he thought that was gay

It's the one inch rule.

 

[GorillaJu]

Finally got a chance to read Wenger's presser. Fucking brilliant – he's a class manager who's been so important to the game and his team – IMO he has every right to hit out at the reporters, even if it doesn't make much sense. That just makes it better. Dealing with scumbags from the Sun and the D*ily Mail must be hell.

 

[Yen]

is there any other footballers who have the number 69 besides Meggiorini?

Bixente Lizarazu

 

[Regulus Tera]

Well that's that. I haven't seen that much hoofball since ever.

 

[ShogunX]

I used to know a boy who used to put things up his arse but no more than an inch because he thought that was gay

That boy was you wasn't it.

 

[Wilbur]

That boy was you wasn't it.

I'm not the sort to hide my identity, sweet Shogun. If twas me, there would be a thousand pictures telling the tale.

 

[GorillaJu]

Oh shit I came in during heavy afer darking. What's on the menu today boys? I see we're using pencils as dipsticks to check our diapers then licking them clean. Sounds healthy and exciting.