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Football Thread |OT14| Only Wilbury's belly is smoother than BAAAYEEERNs season

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Salazar

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I'm usually pretty good with essays. I just hate having to find the right sources for them. Especially when your lecturer/tutor gives you vague references to look for.

It's hard for me because I mainly tutor first-years. And they need, beyond most other priorities, to learn how to find shit. A proportion of them don't care. Others care a little but not enough. A bunch are scared to ask for help. Others ask for too much help, to the point where they basically expect me to do everything for them. And what I get from that last group of students is just a regurgitation of the sources I've given them - because they figure that I've expressly endorsed that material and I want nothing more than to have a paraphrased/plagiarised gunge-ball of it lobbed at me.

The course schedule includes library training sessions, but only the real nerds give a shadow of a fuck.

There's usually a text to dig into, and I try to tell them that an intelligent close-reading (an investigation and insightful description of techniques, literary effects and so on) is WHAT I REALLY WANT, and that I honestly wouldn't give a fuck, irrespective of the course profile, if they didn't incorporate a specified number of critical perspectives into their writing, SO LONG AS THEY FOCUSED AS A HUMANE READER ON THE WORDZ, but 80% tell me, blandly, utterly un-analytically, what happens in the narrative. As if I haven't spent time I don't have going spare, fuelled by Pepsi Max and Xhamster, reading the fucking novel myself.

Arsenal vs Bayern: 2-1

Unthinkable.
 

Lightning

Banned
After Wenger's blow up in the press conference I'm not sure what to think. One can imagine his temper should we put in a shit performance tomorrow.

Don't really care though. Now that we're out of the FA cup only PL games matter for me. I still laugh at Wenger's answers doring that conference though, he was fuming at the simpliest of questions.
 

xintin

Member
WTF, WoodenLung is banned. RIP
tumblr_m6awk2s8xU1qi9wp8o1_500.gif
 

FootballFan

Member
Can't be for bumping that 3 month old Fifa Glitch thread can it? Nah. Can't really see much ban-worthy in his history.

R.I.P Wooden. I miss you. Pour out some liquor for Wooden guys.
 

FootballFan

Member
A footyGAF without Wooden. :( Dedicated to WoodenLung.

Oooooh oooooh oooooh Can you feel me when I think about you?
With every post I read
Every minute, no matter what I do
FootyGAF is an empty place
Like I've been reading posts for a thousand days
Don't know if it's a mirage But I always see Chloe's face, baby

I'm missing Wooden so much
Can't help it, I'm in love A day without Wooden is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without Wooden is like a year without rain Ooh, woooaaahh woaahh
 

pulga

Banned
Before heading to bed, you all should he ashamed of yourselves. 60/30 pages in a fucking day? Jeeeysus christ.

#FreeWooden
 

Blablurn

Member
rejoice, he is coming back!!

WoodenLung said:
Haha it's 24 hours

Think I just forgot to add text to a post in iconic sport photos or such

"You have been banned for the following reason: Ignoring instructions by users and moderator to post context for pictures."
 

faridmon

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Wooden is banned? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Who ma I to insult when Solbakken get a job? Gaf you have taken away a precious thing in my life.

By the way, Wilbs man up. I have a research project due to 1st of March and its 5000 words long and I only wrote 1500 words.

You have it easy, dude!

I hope someone helps me when I need one :/
 
rejoice, he is coming back!!

I'm ignoring this and acting like he's been permad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q5qvft2i-s


To the mods from footy gaf and title to Woodenlung:

Wash it down the drain, down the drain
Wash your smile down
YEAH!!!
Wash it down the drain
PLEASE!!!
Like it or not this is what fuel our obsessions (or insurgents?)
I'm always dreaming(?), never stray far from the path.

Everything was taught to me(?)
But what am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
I'm sorry I guess I forgot
You think you can kill me again?
Guess I don't remember

What am I supposed to think?
What am I supposed to think?
What am I supposed to feel?
What am I supposed to feel?

There's no feeling in this place.
The echoes of the past speak louder than
Any voice I hear right now.
Don't you ever try to be more than you were destined for
Or anything worth fighting for
Don't you ever try to be more than you were destined for
Or anything worth fighting for
There's no feeling in this place
There's no feeling in this place
Feeling in this place

What did you expect?
That we were nearly home, that we would never leave
What did you expect, that we would never leave home?
That we would never leave, that we would never leave
That we would never leave, that we would never leave
What did you expect from us, we're murderers
Murderers and liars and rapists and thieves
You should never put your trust in any of us
There is nothing to gain from this interference

Don't you ever try to be more than you were destined for
Or anything worth fighting for
There's no feeling in this place
The past is louder than anything I hear right now
The past is louder than anything I hear right now
 
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