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[Yurt]

Bayern Munich conceded the fewest shots on target in the CL Groups & have conceded just one goal away in the 2012-13 Bundesliga.

Bayern Munich are unbeaten in 18 games & haven’t conceded a goal in over 10 hours of football (609 minutes

How about those Sal?

 

[Zabojnik]

Arsenal are going to win tonight by two goals. You can bet on that.

 

[Fry]

Work will have to fly by today.

Can't fucking wait.

 

[rvy]

“Berlusconi? Andrea Agnelli, fortunately, never gives me any suggestions.”

 

[Blablurn]

How about those Sal?

Bundesliga and CL are two different things. I cant believe that Bate beat us though :lol

But yeah, LETS GO FOR A GOOD RESULT TONIGHT! WHOOP WHOOP!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

 

[Salazar]

How about those Sal?

 

[pappe]

Arsenal are going to win tonight by two goals. You can bet on that.

I hope they do. If that happens, even though the Arsenal fans will be unbearable for 2-3 days but at the same time it will mean that Arsenal board and Arsene will again believe their squad is good enough and wont invest in their squad again. Which means they will again be the Arselol for another 2-3 seasons.

 

[Ushojax]

so sad

you better not be dissing mario golf

 

[tolkir]

This guy knows where to buy.

 

[TheLucifer]

De Sciglio is going to sign a new contract until 2017, Niang (who will also get a raise, from €0.3m per year to €0.8m) and El Shaarawy until 2018.

Allegri is going to use 4-3-3 against Barca. There will be (red and black*) blood in San Siro.

*Silvio Berlusconi

Pfft, big deal, instead of losing 0-15, we'll lose 1-27.

I have faith in our squad.

Edit: wait, Cunte also said something about us being able to win the Scudetto this year thanks to Balotelli.

I... what.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Sviatoslav, your boys had better crush Liverpool.

We have a terrible away record in Europe That being said, I still have a feeling that we might lose 3-1 and advance on away goals

 

[Kyoufu]

you better not be dissing mario golf

Mario Golf was awesome.

In 1999.

Best golf game ever but I'm not excited for another one.

 

[Salazar]

I still have a feeling that we might lose 3-1 and advance on away goals

Perfect.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Perfect.

And then Brentan will talk about how they had another "near-perfect performance"

 

[The_Hitcher89]

And then Brentan will talk about how they had another "near-perfect performance"

You're gonna get Enrique'd.

Either that, or we will


I hate that he's either a massive boon to our play, or a liability. No middle ground with him

 

[Kyoufu]

You're gonna get Enrique'd.

Either that, or we will


I hate that he's either a massive boon to our play, or a liability. No middle ground with him

Thanks for the money.

 

[Clydefrog]

Arsenal gonna win 1-0. Red card in the 5th minute.

 

[Blablurn]

Arsenal gonna win 1-0. Red card in the 5th minute.

Damn you, Ribey

 

[British Monsoon]

Lol, didn't take the papers long to invent a story about Di Canio managing West Ham next season after we've given Allardyce the boot. I like Paolo, and you can certainly say that his managerial approach and style of play are the complete polar opposite of Big Sam's, which is both a positive and a negative in this case. Fuck it, might as well, if only for the touchline meltdowns and post-match interview madness that Paolo would surely bring.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Don't know whether to Fuck Bayern or to BAAAAAYYYEEEERNN tonight.

 

[Sviatoslav]

You're gonna get Enrique'd.

Either that, or we will


I hate that he's either a massive boon to our play, or a liability. No middle ground with him

Well I thought that Enrique did a good job on Hulk in the first leg. But then again so have most defenders since he came here

 

[Blablurn]

Don't know whether to Fuck Bayern or to BAAAAAYYYEEEERNN tonight.

from a neutral perspective u should BAAAAAAAAYEEEEEERN tonight.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

from a neutral perspective u should BAAAAAAAAYEEEEEERN tonight.

I can always count on you for neutrality Bla, thanks.

BAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEERRNN

 

[Clydefrog]

Boateng isn't playing.

*which* Boateng? do you know how many Boatengs there are?

 

[rvy]

I hope Gervinho scores tomorrow.

Shitstorms.

 

[dc89]

I can't see any offers in a kin to the offer that was going for the United and Real Madrid game.

But wheres the smart money tonight?

 

[Wilbur]

Lol, didn't take the papers long to invent a story about Di Canio managing West Ham next season after we've given Allardyce the boot. I like Paolo, and you can certainly say that his managerial approach and style of play are the complete polar opposite of Big Sam's, which is both a positive and a negative in this case. Fuck it, might as well, if only for the touchline meltdowns and post-match interview madness that Paolo would surely bring.

I want it to happen. Purely for hilarity, fuck footballing matters.

 

[rvy]

I can't see any offers in a kin to the offer that was going for the United and Real Madrid game.

But wheres the smart money tonight?

BAYEEEEEEEERN

Porto and Málaga for a draw, I'm guessing.

 

[ShogunX]

You're gonna get Enrique'd.

Either that, or we will


I hate that he's either a massive boon to our play, or a liability. No middle ground with him

Enrique made a very good start at the club but then like the rest of the team fell badly out of form for a few months. He still gives the ball away in stupid situations and he still runs himself into trouble but he's a bit of a beast and is vital to the team.

 

[Kyoufu]

I can't see any offers in a kin to the offer that was going for the United and Real Madrid game.

But wheres the smart money tonight?

Bayern.

 

[Salazar]

I fucking hate Reading now.

I am seized by distaste.

 

[GorillaJu]

Enrique made a very good start at the club but then like the rest of the team fell badly out of form for a few months. He still gives the ball away in stupid situations and he still runs himself into trouble but he's a bit of a beast and i vital to the team.

It depends on who is playing on the left side of midfield. Coutinho seemed to do well with him against Swansea - players who don't give him the opening for an easy pass are a recipe for disaster.

 

[ShogunX]

Thanks for the money.

We most definitely got the better end of the deal with Enrique. Softens the blow just a tiny bit with what happened with that other mutant Andy fucking Carroll.

 

[Clydefrog]

The one that's banned. The one that plays for the better team. The one that likes to tackle in the penalty area.

 

[fuenf]

Come on Bayern, let's add some pictures to my collection tonight!

 

[ShogunX]

It depends on who is playing on the left side of midfield. Coutinho seemed to do well with him against Swansea - players who don't give him the opening for an easy pass are a recipe for disaster.

Well we had a few situations last season where Downing played with Enrique and it was terrible. Downing would fail to make obvious runs and end up pissing everybody off. For some reason Enrique seems to link up with Suarez very well and has surprisingly accurate long passing.

Oh he's also strong as fuck. Makes me giggle like a school girl when players attempt to shoulder barge him.

 

[rvy]

 

[Kyoufu]

We most definitely got the better end of the deal with Enrique. Softens the blow just a tiny bit with what happened with that other mutant Andy fucking Carroll.

I think Enrique is a good player when he's on top of his game but I don't miss him at all. <3 Santon.

I think that was seen as such a good buy for Liverpool that they thought they could come in and take another player from us.... and they did hahahaha. Andy fucking Carroll.

 

[Milchmonster]

Today:

Lu Lu Lu Lukas Podolski

 

[Blablurn]

Best celebration ever

 

[Fry]

Almost posted the picture of him on his knees in that 'iconic sports image thread.

Today:

Lu Lu Lu Lukas Podolski

I rooted for Dortmund against Shaktar, I expect you to repay me tonight.

 

[rvy]

Almost posted the picture of him on his knees in that 'iconic sports image thread.

Cruelty.

 

[flake]

Watching a replay of crystal palace v Middlesbrough. Man, zaha is one huge lanky guy..

 

[Blablurn]

Almost posted the picture of him on his knees in that 'iconic sports image thread.



I rooted for Dortmund against Shaktar, I expect you to repay me tonight.

Dortmund Fans have no class

 

[rvy]

Materazzi says the key to beating Barca is running.

Materazzi has been known to be a fucking idiot for years.

 

[Yurt]

Materazzi says the key to beating Barca is running.

They did a lot of running parking the bus.

 

[rvy]

They did a lot of running parking the bus.

Ran about as much as Chelsea.

Run, Chelsea. Run.

 

[Milchmonster]

I rooted for Dortmund against Shaktar, I expect you to repay me tonight.

Arsenal will get destroyed in Munich, so I want this to be at least a bit interesting in the second match. 2-1 Arsenal please.

Also, German rap song video with tough players like Boateng, Ben-Hatira and... Klopp. Wait what? lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkwgtbBpPl4&sns=fb

 

[Ushojax]

THE GOAT

troll Ade is best Ade

 

[Yurt]

Ran about as much as Chelsea.

Chelsea did all their running post game hugging each other.

With the exception of the inanimate object, Torres.