Gameiro!!!!!!!!!!
That might be the unfunniest thing I have ever seen and that is despite featuring something as hilarious as Fernando Torres.
In most cases, paying £12m for a teenager would be considered rank stupidity, over-indulgence or, at the very least, a gamble which even Chris Kirkland's dad would shy away from.
When Manchester United do it, it's a stroke of transfer genius.
According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it.
I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit.
It seems Gerard Houllier's mistake with Anthony Le Tallec was to buy him early rather than delay until everyone in Europe wanted him. Obviously, Liverpool should have waited until Le Tallec's value was £12m.
Soon enough, the rest of the nation will wake up to the fact Le Tallec and Ronaldo played in the same world youth championships not so long ago and it was the Liverpool new boy who was voted the best player.
No doubt both Gerard and Mr Ferguson watched those same youth championships in Malaysia a few years back and noticed the same players.
Indeed, Liverpool had already signed Le Tallec by then and were strongly linked with Ronaldo themselves, but can't afford to splash out like United.
Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.
Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.
Indeed, I'm getting an eerie sense of deja vu when it comes to theman dubbed TLT who's about to explode onto the Premier League. I remember how slow our London based number one writers were to realise who Steven Gerrard was a few years back.
The Kop Magazine I once wrote even launched a campaign to get him in the England squad, so little attention was he receiving. Then, when the rest of the country noticed a year later, they decided to make him their own property.
It was a similar story with Wayne Rooney at Everton. A friend of mine who works on a national newspaper tried to get a feature on Rooney into his paper in the summer of 2002. They were having none of it. How times changed three months later when "Rooney Opens Crisp Packet" stories were making the front page.
Le Tallec won't get the same attention as Rooney, Gerrard or Michael Owen because he ain't English. But the few glimpses I've had of him remind me so much of the first time I saw Gerrard.
So young, yet so full of class. So clearly ready to play at the highest level and begin the learning curve which will take him to the top of the game.
One of the most encouraging, but sadly overlooked parts of Sunday was Le Tallec's being named a sub. Pity he didn't get on, although Houllier said he was prepared to play the youngster if the circumstances of the game had been different.
The career paths of Le Tallec and Ronaldo are sure to cross regularly over the next decade. Should the French gem prove himself the better player, you never know, maybe the manager who signed him will get a bit of credit
He needs to leave PSG if he wants to achieve heights in his career. PSG throw too much money around for him to succeed there.Gameiro deserves more than a super sub role.
Gameiro deserves more than a super sub role.
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That might be the unfunniest thing I have ever seen and that is despite featuring something as hilarious as Fernando Torres.
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Hahaha who the fuck wrote this?
Hahaha who the fuck wrote this?
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I agree with most of Bascombe's comments regarding TLT and Ronaldo, but am I the only one who would prefer it if the press have collective orgasms over Fergie's new pet and just let our "little gem" settle in and find his feet. The papers going OTT on all things United is nothing new, and I'm more than confident that we not only got the better deal, we also got the better player.
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You guys talk way too much about this RAWK forum
The funny thing is that that's Man Utd's fans fault.
I don't know what's funny about that. I don't get the inside jokes referring to RAWK, I'm sorry
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Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.
Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.
As in, you don't know what RAWK is?
Just follow @RAWK_Meltdown on twitter.I Googled it once to see what's it about but I already forgot it. I just needed to see it once because this thread keeps rambling on about it
fake edit: ah, Liverpool it was.
I wish I'd wrote that.
About four hours into Infinite, taking a break to make a brew and have a cinammon swirl.
Just follow @RAWK_Meltdown on twitter.
A laugh a day.
Consider it done. And with this message I'll leave for today, gotta get up early for work
You have Freidel and against us Swansea didn't even get a shot on target so wont matter much in any case.Oh jesus christ there are mutterings that Lloris has an injury, some people are saying he isn't in Wales with the rest of the squad. We just recalled one of our young keepers so I have a horrible feeling this is true.
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Just follow @RAWK_Meltdown on twitter.
A laugh a day.
You have Freidel and against us Swansea didn't even get a shot on target so wont matter much in any case.
It depend which Swansea turns up man. If the Swansea that played us turns up then no problem but if the Swansea that played Chelsea in January decides to show up then Spurs could be in for a rough day.I'm more concerned about Hugo being out for a long while, though that seems unlikely given there was zero news in midweek. Probably just a knock in training, but still.
I guess if we can win at Old Trafford with Brad in goal we can win at the Liberty. I just hope the back 4 compensate and don't leave too much space, Brad is not good at 50/50s in the air or on the ground.
This is probably a dc89 moment here but...
Arsenal have agreed to sign Corchia.
An FM God.An uncapped French right back from the third from bottom team in Ligue 1, Arsenal fans are going to love that.
This is probably a dc89 moment here but...
Arsenal have agreed to sign Corchia.
Sagna on his way then?
I knew watching a match with a team called Colon was going to be great. 4 goals in 28 min.
You're watching random Argentinian League matches now? International break makes people desperate I guess.
I watched a bunch of kids play footy in the park today from my window. For at least 45 minutes. Canadian kids suck at football.