I'd keep you in the league, but I'd take away your oil.
Yeah City can stay as long as they finish 16th every season. Leeds 15th. Chelsea 14th.
Liverpool 17th.
Hmm. No one likes the oil money. ;(
I remember when we used to finish in those positions. Counting to 30-40 points so you knew you had a chance of safety was tough going.
It was kinda...nice knowing you had no chance in a derby. You knew you were going to lose and you knew there was nothing riding on the game. But there was always a chance of victory, and if it came off it was immense.
But these days. Much scarier affairs.