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[Jezbollah]

Michael Owen just announced his retirement from all football at the end of the season.

My opinion is that he actually retired from football on December 31st 2005 at White Hart Lane when he did his metatarsal and was never the same player again.

Will always remember *that* goal against Argentina though..

 

[3Sixty]

If it makes you feel any better I put a tenner on Miami last night when they were 10 points down at nearly 3/1.

I had money on the Knicks +10.5 points and they won by 17 points anyway.

Spoiler

Shame the lakers lost to fuck the double

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Who's the least funny out of Dawn French, Miranda Hart and Victoria Wood?

 

[3Sixty]

Who's the least funny out of Dawn French, Miranda Hart and Victoria Wood?

Trick question.

All woman comics are equally unfunny.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Trick question.

All woman comics are equally unfunny.

Don't tell Devo, but agreed.

Gina Yashere, Shappi Korsandi and Jo Caulfield are an embarassment to their profession. Sarah Milligan is utter shite as well

Spoiler

Jo Brand is occasionally funny on QI, and only on QI

 

[Freewheelin']

Oh god I hate Gina, annoying cockney woman.

 

[Nyx]

Loved Heavy Rain too, one of the most intense games for me this gen.

+1

Finished it 5 days after release, I never do that with games.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh god I hate Gina, annoying cockney woman.

Its worth watching Gina Las Vegas, it goes so far beyond 'so bad its funny' it enters 'I can't believe this isn't a parody' status


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8pmWFO4ZJo



Dawn French cunting it up in the Churchill ads
Paul Whitehouse disovering new galaxies of shite with Aviva
That prick on GoCompare
Robert Webb displaying his horrendous lack of comic ability on comparethemarket

Dark times, indeed.

 

[Freewheelin']

Trick question.

All woman comics are equally unfunny.

Not true.

Two examples: Tina Fey. Amy Poehler.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Not true.

Two examples: Tina Fey. Amy Poehler.

Even if Tina Fey is funnier than Sean Lock, she can get fucked if she thinks I'm tolerating Tracey Morgan so I can watch 30 Rock

 

[Carbonox]

Steven Taylor called up to the England squad. Finally.

In other news Newcastle might be taking legal action over McManaman's challenge. Additionally, Mike Halsey is considering leaving the sport due to threats. :lol

/dc

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Shouldn't they see the extent of the damage before considering legal action?

And Mark Halsey is incompetent, blocked view in that instance or not.

 

[Carbonox]

Shouldn't they see the extent of the damage before considering legal action?

And Mark Halsey is incompetent, blocked view in that instance or not.

I believe that's the intention. Newcastle will see how bad it is before doing anything. Makes sense though.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My word, there's a game coming out on the WiiU that's actually worth a shit. Shame it came out elsewhere like 2 years ago.

 

[Wilbur]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=478572

Haven't seen Morsel for a while

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ignore

 

[Salazar]

Not true.

Two examples: Tina Fey. Amy Poehler.

I don't hate Sally Phillips.

 

[GorillaJu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=478572

Haven't seen Morsel for a while

In hiding. Can't post. Must keep it short. Wire money. A million. (Pounds worth more so pounds please). Hope I get to see you guys again.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Trick question.

All woman comics are equally unfunny.

Don't tell Devo, but agreed.

Gina Yashere, Shappi Korsandi and Jo Caulfield are an embarassment to their profession. Sarah Milligan is utter shite as well

Spoiler

Jo Brand is occasionally funny on QI, and only on QI

Sweet Dee is hilarious you cunts.

 

[dc89]

Ok, time to watch Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate review. Let's see what the fuss is about.

Edit: well that looks pretty sweet.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sweet Dee is hilarious you cunts.

Comic =/= comic actress

Never heard any of them speak outside of Always Sunny

 

[Salazar]

In hiding. Can't post. Must keep it short. Wire money. A million. (Pounds worth more so pounds please). Hope I get to see you guys again.

Find the other lolerpool inmates.

 

[GorillaJu]

Sweet Dee is hilarious you cunts.

Indeed. Fuck she plays that character well lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Comic =/= comic actress

Never heard any of them speak outside of Always Sunny

She totally does stand up.

(although I read your posts wrong lol)

 

[The_Hitcher89]

She totally does stand up.

(although I read your posts wrong lol)

Hmm. I can't imagine her being anything other than Sweet Dee

 

[Hixx]

Shit shit shit

Went for a haircut, I'm terrible at judging lengths so I said, short back and sides, 2 on the sides, 4 on top.




I look like a fucking chav, almost bald round the back and sides ;_; The hair is so short and fine that when the light shines on it I LOOK FUCKING GINGER ;_;

 

[dc89]

Shit shit shit

Went for a haircut, I'm terrible at judging lengths so I said, short back and sides, 2 on the sides, 4 on top.

I look like a fucking chav, almost bald round the back and sides ;_; The hair is so short and fine that when the light shines on it I LOOK FUCKING GINGER ;_;

Why can I picture the 'u wot m8' picture people post in here at times.

 

[Wilbur]

Shit shit shit

Went for a haircut, I'm terrible at judging lengths so I said, short back and sides, 2 on the sides, 4 on top.




I look like a fucking chav, almost bald round the back and sides ;_; The hair is so short and fine that when the light shines on it I LOOK FUCKING GINGER ;_;

And you thought your season couldn't get much worse.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Grade 2? Fucking 2? What were you expecting?

 

[Wilbur]

I get a 3 round the back and sides and leave it long and foppish on top

 

[Hixx]

Grade 2? Fucking 2? What were you expecting?

It's a looooong time since I had the clippers on it

Fancied something different

Regret it instantly

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It's a looooong time since I had the clippers on it

Fancied something different

Regret it instantly

You should have asked for them to give it a quick go at Grade 5 just as a reminder of the grade scale.

1 is like half a milimetre above bald. And 2 is only 1 more than 1

I'll post a pic of myself if you do the same

 

[Salazar]

Hixx gets more sympathy from me than you gambling twats

 

[elseanio]

Late again dc. He retired about 8 years ago

Brilliant.

This only means more pundit Owen

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hixx gets more sympathy from me than you gambling twats

I only expect sympathy from the other mugs who gamble

How long was your hair before btw Hixx? When I get mine cut from long to short they ask if I''m sure about 12 times before making a start

 

[sohois]

I always get 2 on the sides and back, dont know why it would look weird. Short back and sides is a pretty normal haircut fair as I'm aware.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I always get 2 on the sides and back, dont know why it would look weird. Short back and sides is a pretty normal haircut fair as I'm aware.

Its not so much looking weird, but looking so different from the old style.

 

[Salazar]

Brilliant.

This only means more pundit Owen

Or polishing his app, aka multimedia shrine to himself

 

[Freewheelin']

I remember once when I got a haircut, the barber cut it so short that I looked like Frankie Boyle

Never again

 

[dc89]

Barber or hairdresser?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Barber or hairdresser?

Same price these days around here

Jesus, Ross' delivery is fucking annoyingly smug between the halfway and three-quarter points of Friends

 

[Hixx]

I only expect sympathy from the other mugs who gamble

How long was your hair before btw Hixx? When I get mine cut from long to short they ask if I''m sure about 12 times before making a start

I had to brush it out of my eyes all the time

I miss it already

 

[sohois]

Same price these days around here

A haircut in England is 15 times what I would pay where I live. Even if I get a full wash and everything its still only like £3.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

A haircut in England is 15 times what I would pay where I live. Even if I get a full wash and everything its still only like £3.

Crew cuts are £10 where I live

 

[elseanio]

A haircut in England is 15 times what I would pay where I live. Even if I get a full wash and everything its still only like £3.

I paid £40 for my last haircut :<

I do only get it cut about once a year though, if that

 

[Hixx]

Appleton sacked! Unbelievable.

Poor Geoffrey.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Appleton sacked! Unbelievable.

Poor Geoffrey.

Haven't seen him for a while. Even gave Grant Hanley a mention to see if he's pop in, but alas

 

[Wilbur]

Blackburn. Christ. Absolute laughing stock.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

 

[LegoArmo]

Hahaha.