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[Yurt]

Schweinsteiger is more well rounded so he would be better for us. Pirlo is a godly playmaker though.

It's cool though we have the perfect combo.

It's Carrick you knowwww.

Carrick is just the inferior version of Allen/Bastian. Get that in your head.

 

[Wilbur]

My local team fired our reserve goalkeeper after some shit he posted on social networks and then Aldershot recalled our No.1 Goalie and we have no goalies left. The conference won't let us sign another one on loan so for the rest of the season we have our LW in goal :lol

:lol

Offer to play for them, practise in goal for Believe FC

yurt get the fuck out

 

[Blablurn]

Dat neuer

 

[Plasma]

Again Webb getting in the way of the ball use your eyes.

EDIT: ROSICKY!

 

[PrematureQuiche]

:lol

Offer to play for them, practise in goal for Believe FC

yurt get the fuck out

They are not allowed to register anyone new! Not even a youth goalie! It fucking sucks.

 

[Fry]

dat save should be celebrated as if it was a goal

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Haha for real.

Next year it's gonna suck when Michu is a striker at £9m and Suarez goes to £13m.

I don't think you'll have to worry about that

 

[Vivalaraza]

Carrick is just the inferior version of Allen. Get that in your head.

Yurt, you know I can move "fuck Bayern" down to #2 on the agenda for United-GAF's secret meetings.

 

[Suen]

HOLY SHIT ROSICKY!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEES!!!

 

[Judderman]

Rosicky!!!!

 

[Lightning]

Rosicky again. Pretty sure we got this now!!!

 

[Ushojax]

West Brom keepers can't be trusted against Arsenal.

Rosicky scoring twice? Come the fuck on.

Assists from Gervinho and Ramsey. That means Ade is going to score tomorrow, assists from Deuce and Parker. Right? RIGHT?

 

[jtb]

Rosicky yessss

was worried Ramsey was going to go for goal or something stupid there

 

[Wilbur]

Sorry Spurs.

 

[GorillaJu]

Gat damn dat Rosicky

 

[arkon]

My local team fired our reserve goalkeeper after some shit he posted on social networks and then Aldershot recalled our No.1 Goalie and we have no goalies left. The conference won't let us sign another one on loan so for the rest of the season we have our LW in goal :lol

Oh shit. That's awful and hilarious at the same time.

 

[Blablurn]

dat save should be celebrated as if it was a goal

We need a gif later

 

[Yurt]

Yurt, you know I can move "fuck Bayern" down to #2 on the agenda for United-GAF's secret meetings.

 

[TheLucifer]

New hairstyle for Boateng:

Ew.

Tomorrow we'll start our 3-long-games tour de force: Fiorentina A, Napoli H, Juventus A. My guess is that we'll end up with 3-4 points, if we manage to get 7 it would be pretty great. And secure our second place, basically.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I don't think you'll have to worry about that

You think he's gonna leave?

Why is Rosicky scoring. WTF. Santi you useless shit.

 

[Willkiller]

Grand National team


I kinda need to win this :lol

 

[phaze]

Rosicky beastin. We should be safe now.

 

[arkon]

Arsenal surely have the game in the bag now.

 

[Ushojax]

Clarke not starting Lukaku...

I know it worked at Anfield but sometimes it's just dumb.

Arsenal surely have the game in the bag now.

Yep, wrapped up. West Brom's season, like all those 40+ point teams, is over. They have nothing to play for.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Grand National team


I kinda need to win this :lol

Who's your money on?

Did you do a Lego?

Where is Lego these days?

 

[Wilbur]

Clarke not starting Lukaku...

I know it worked at Anfield but sometimes it's just dumb.

If he doesn't bring him on NOW then WBA deserve to get relegated.

 

[Blablurn]

Lol frankfurt

 

[Kyoufu]

Clarke not starting Lukaku...

I know it worked at Anfield but sometimes it's just dumb.

Yeah, Lukaku would tear that fragile defense apart.

Does he realise he won't have Lukaku next season? Use him while you can, jeez.

 

[Yurt]

New hairstyle for Boateng:

Ew.
.

I suddenly feel the urge to replay Far Cry 3.

 

[Lightning]

West Brom keepers can't be trusted against Arsenal.

Rosicky scoring twice? Come the fuck on.

Assists from Gervinho and Ramsey. That means Ade is going to score tomorrow, assists from Deuce and Parker. Right? RIGHT?

You sound bitter. I like it!!!!!!

 

[Clegg]

ooohhh

We will give you 75% of one year of it.

£35m. Ish.

So we'll be making around £45m a year with the Chevy sponsorship?

Do you know how much extra United will get from the new TV deal?

 

[Fry]

what an ending to the match

 

[la_briola]

FUCK YOU BAZERN DANTE
YOU are no Klöße, thats for sure, classless cunt.

Edit: lol ny autocorret on my Phone lol

 

[arkon]

More Stoke facts. 1 clean sheet in their last 14 games.

 

[Hindle]

The lower leagues in the Bundesliga, Serie A, or La Liga. Are they as competitive as the Championship in England?

 

[Wilbur]

FUCK YOU BAZERN DANTE
YOU are no Klöße, thats for sure, classless cunt.

This post makes no sense to me but I love it

 

[arkon]

This post makes no sense to me but I love it

Bazern Dante must have done something bad.

 

[Ushojax]

Albion miss Odemwingie, this is the sort of game he would have done well in. Long, Odemwingie, Lukaku as a front 3 would have been great. Long can't do everything, Clarke doesn't seem to understand that.

 

[bud23]

I have a date tonight with a 16 years old girl. I´m 24 lol. The age of consent in Spain is 13 btw.

I think I will be fine, but it´s all a bit weird. Wilbury and Wooden, you guys have a lot of experience on the matter, any advice?

When you first put your fingers in, do it gently at first so when you pop her she doesn't squeal like Messi in a brothel full of chickens.

Then it's full steam ahead. Destroy her minge. Then take her to the creche

Mission successfully accomplished, Wilbury.

It was funnier and less embarrassing than I expected (my bloody fingers and my bloody dick aside). Thanks for the "tips" guys. lol

Anyway I think I´ll stick to women my own age from now on... when finished with her.I have another date with her next week lol.

I feel very bad about myself doing this things, but I think I can get over it.

 

[Plasma]

We really need a new keeper in the summer.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You think he's gonna leave?

Why is Rosicky scoring. WTF. Santi you useless shit.

We need to end the season with enough momentum to convince him that CL qualification is possible next season. And hope that we don't get an offer that can't be refused. And hope that he doesn't get made an offer that can't be refused. Although we don;t have to let him talk to other teams, but he'll be tapped up regardless.

 

[Vivalaraza]

So we'll be making around £45m a year with the Chevy sponsorship?

Do you know how much extra United will get from the new TV deal?

Yep about that.

And £17m this year and next year for err... #basedGlazers

Next years PL Champions should bag a shade under £100m.

 

[arkon]

Shit. Peterboro equalized already. Fuck sake.

 

[Blablurn]

Why do they even try now ?

 

[Wilbur]

Mission successfully accomplished, Wilbury.

It was funnier and less embarrassing than I expected (my bloody fingers and my bloody dick aside). Thanks for the "tips" guys. lol

Anyway I think I´ll stick to women my own age from now on... when finished with her.I have another date with her next week lol.

I feel very bad about myself doing this things, but I think I can get over it.

YES

YOU FUCKING HERO LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

FUCKING BUD23 > BUD

 

[Yurt]

Mission successfully accomplished, Wilbury.

It was funnier and less embarrassing than I expected (my bloody fingers and my bloody dick aside). Thanks for the "tips" guys. lol

Anyway I think I´ll stick to women my own age from now on... when finished with her.I have another date with her next week lol.

I feel very bad about myself doing this things, but I think I can get over it.

Define finished?

 

[snoopen]

Hoping Ramsey scores so someone famous dies.. Bieber is asking for too much?

 

[Lightning]

We really need a new keeper in the summer.

We definitely do.

Fabianski makes me nervous as hell.

 

[Ushojax]

Yikes, that's a nasty lump Flappy's given him.

 

[Peco]

New hairstyle for Boateng:

Ew.