Broder Salsa
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Just come and join us. Nicklas Bendtner was mentioned as a Danish icon in the OP, not sure how that isn't the best thread ever already.
That is... Ehm lol. "You little girl pussy farmer"
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Football Thread |OT17| Jordan Henderson for Ballon d'Or
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Just come and join us. Nicklas Bendtner was mentioned as a Danish icon in the OP, not sure how that isn't the best thread ever already.
That is... Ehm lol. "You little girl pussy farmer"
You say that as if I made a mistake.
Freewheelin'
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Nah, Bendtner is too awesome for me to join
Broder Salsa
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Sviatoslav
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Zenit is apparently interested in Bendtner. I might as well join Denmark-gaf in anticipation.
Freewheelin'
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omg my hero is next to her <3
Broder Salsa
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A movie to Zenit would be good... For Copenhagen, he can come back to us in a year when he has spent yet another season on a bench, to replace Cornelius who we will sell to Arsenal lol
Sviatoslav
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Fuck, Benchner can't be much worse than current Kerzhakov. If Zenit get him I'm sure he'd get some playing time.
Martin O'Neill should be Chelsea or Man City's next coach. He's the ultimate chequebook manager. Results steadily decrease as the money dries up, but he can lift teams to incredible heights while it's still flowing - Celtic Larsson/Hartson/etc era, Villa top 4/6 challenge, Sunderland revival. Imagine him with a blank cheque.
Meus Renaissance
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nm
Broder Salsa
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He's strong as fuck and will pretty much match or beat any defenders in the air, scored so many goals out of nothing by just booting it into his face and he manages to get a powerful header on it. But also surprisingly good with his feet, probably because he played as a left winger for our reserve team before his breakthrough.
From last national team break against the Czechs and Cech :
and just beasting
(can't be seen in these two gifs, but he's actually left footed lol)
But yeah, most of his goals are just him dominating so much in the air and with his strength that no one can really do anything :
Unlike Bendtner this guy is actually not a dumbass either, very well behaved and doesn't think he's the best striker in the world... or that he can get drunk every weekend and still play football, think he's only just finishing up school this year while playing football. If any league fits him it's Premier League, although yeah, Arsenal will probably be a too big step for him at first. You will see him in Champions League next season!
Freewheelin'
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Okay, Cornelius (awesome name btw :lol) looks great. Do you think he would fit in well at Arsenal (if we did sign him), Wooden?
Just for the record, I wanted Landry at Juve before Wooden made him into the star he is today.
Atalanta - Inter. Palacio is injured, could be out for a month, so they're left with Cassano and Rocchi, lol. Fiorentina - Milan (on at 12:30pm CET) should be a fine match. Derby della Capitale on Monday too.
We'll be sad to see him go, top professional.
Atalanta - Inter. Palacio is injured, could be out for a month, so they're left with Cassano and Rocchi, lol. Fiorentina - Milan (on at 12:30pm CET) should be a fine match. Derby della Capitale on Monday too.
We'll be sad to see him go, top professional.
pulga
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I don't see no Wilbury here, playboy. Who ya crappin'?
Looooooool @ "what kind of nickname is footballfan"
MMA GAF is funny.
Broder Salsa
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I don't think he's ready for Arsenal tbh, but it seems like both you and Spurs are really interested, just afraid he will end up on the bench. But also doubt we will even sell him next season if we get into Champions League, the offer would at least have to be a good bit higher than you usually pay smaller teams like Copenhagen.
Also worth noticing is that while he has been outstanding for us this season, it's also the very first time we actually see him on this level, last season he played about 30 min in one match and that was all, so will be interesting to see if he can keep it up. But as he is playing right now he's beasting everywhere and everyone seems to be real happy we finally got an alternative the Bendtner on the national team, but we haven't seen him have a down period yet and haven't really seen him play in many other systems than a 4-4-2 that we insist on, he can beat players on his own and he will win a lot of headers for you, but honestly it's hard as fuck to tell if he will fit Arsenal as we sure as fuck aren't playing like you, the few matches he has had for the national team he seems to do well in too though who plays closer to your style, or at least attempts to.
Facism
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MMA gaf are those guys that hog a bench at the gym for 30 mins but does 3 minutes of actual lifting, 15 minutes of admiring their arms in a mirror and the rest on their mobile phone checking facebook to make sure nobody is saying mean things about them.
Can Crusher
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You forgot to say how gay it all is, because of the hugging.
Facism
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nothing wrong with hugging, no need to be a homophobe about it.
Broder Salsa
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Broder Salsa
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He might never even end up having any success out of Copenhagen and he will still not be as big failure as Bendtner. At the very least I am completely confident Cornelius won't throw away his career by being a dumbass, humble and hardworking without thinking he can party every weekend.
Awesome Animals
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This thread is about to get good, isn't it.
Can Crusher
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I meant it as a compliment, as in cheerful, no need to be cynical.
Broder Salsa
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Want to cuddle? Because I'm going to bed, if not I will think about you, crushing my can.
Facism
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Can Crusher
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They say dreams are the windows of the soul.
Don't you blush on me now.
Is Cornelius a common name in Danskland?
Christ.
pulga
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Loooool once I move to Rome in August, you fuckers won't even get a heads up once Im knocking on your doors.
The first round of hookers are on me.
Relaxed Muscle
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Michel using quite the direct attack on Valderrama.
If I didn't have so many friends added already, I'd post a pic of my dick just for you
Can Crusher
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Most beautiful city in the world.
pulga
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pulga
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Good thing you got a Galaxy Mini heehee
pulga
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Let me know when that cunt breaks a leg.
Fun Fact: Muma payed for my cover at the strip joint we took the NT to when they came to Costa Rica lololol love that man.
Edit: god all Ive talked about is hookers and strippers all day. I think my brain is telling me something.
Just saw number 26, he is playing!
Lol thats awesome. To be fair he hasnt had much to do, San Jose are keeping Vancouver at arms length with the midfield. Defence has not bene troubled yet.
Alert, alert Nigel Reo Coker has been spotted!
pulga
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I can see you're already salivating at the thought of seeing wilbur's cock.
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