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Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?

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Fernando Fernandez

Member
rvy said:
You shut your whore mouth

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This is just a thing of beauty.
 
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Vivalaraza

Member
Patrice Evra said:
It's just amazing you know, if someone told me before I will win 5 titles with Manchester United I would definitely not believe you. It's just amazing. It looks like the first. It was really important this year to get back the trophy. I remember last year when we lost the league on goal difference everyone was talking about Manchester United's empire is finished, Manchester City will take control of the Premierleague...and I remember my last interview, I said, we didn't play well last year, I admitted that, but, in the end we finished on the same points as City. And I said when Manchester United get their consistency back, we're gonna win the league by 10 points. I was wrong! Because now it's 16! But I didn't say it just to make people happy, I just said it because I trusted Manchester United and I always say that when you play for Manchester United and you don't win the league, you didn't do your job.
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Patrice you can go and hold hands with the CB all you like I FREAKING LOVE YOU

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B

Blackhead

Redarse
spidye said:
so you mean in the sense of competitiveness bayern should have ignored the best german talent on purpose and let him go to another big team?
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Yes. Put your money where your mouth is or you'll obviously be viewed as hypocritical and duplicitous

FootballFan said:
Most fights with Madrid happen when we win. Because of some sore losers in their team that usually end up hitting/fighting one of our players. When we lost the CdR final, our players stayed and clapped for them. When we won a cup against them they ran to the changing room and complained to the media.

Pretty odd that in the last 5-6 clasicos there hasn't been much controversy, coincidentally, Barca haven't beaten them in the last 5-6 clasicos. It's stupid really. Grown men and most of them national teammates. They all need to build bridges. Embarrassing shit they have done in the past.
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Oh c'mon you've already forgot Valdes and the rest of the Barca team crying over a penalty
at the end of the last clasico?!
 
K

Kenka

Member
I am deeply sorry for you Dortmund-GAF. You have to digest such huge news in a span of 20 hours, that's harsh. But I know Klopp and your team will be mentally ready for the clash, no worries !
 
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Fry

Member
Clegg said:
£35m pls.
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Martinez and Gotze's transfers are a whopping 70m put together.

Can't see Bayern splashing another 35m.

btw, there's no point in saying I'm sorry for Borussia fans (I really am. If we had kept the squad as it is and only signed Rooney I'd already be happy), but I guess there's no point since they are probably wishing death on Bayern right now.
 
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Hindle

Banned
Juergen Klopp said he's afraid the Bundesliga will end up like the SPL recently. Bayern buying all the best players from the other German teams will bring that closer. Hence why them buying Goetse is bad for the Bundesliga IMO.
 
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DerZuhälter

Member
FootballFan said:
Most fights with Madrid happen when we win. Because of some sore losers in their team that usually end up hitting/fighting one of our players. When we lost the CdR final, our players stayed and clapped for them. When we won a cup against them they ran to the changing room and complained to the media.

Pretty odd that in the last 5-6 clasicos there hasn't been much controversy, coincidentally, Barca haven't beaten them in the last 5-6 clasicos. It's stupid really. Grown men and most of them national teammates. They all need to build bridges. Embarrassing shit they have done in the past.
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It's because of the way the games were lost. RM losses were unfuriating for the players. No way to get anywhere near the ball, complete dominance and a feel of helplessness.
Even for me as someone who just watches, it was infurating. One team hogging possession, no tackles in time no real chances.
The most brutal RM defeats were easyily more brutal than any of the Barca losses.
 
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Nyx

Member
Hindle said:
Juergen Klopp said he's afraid the Bundesliga will end up like the SPL recently. Bayern buying all the best players from the other German teams will bring that closer. Hence why them buying Goetse is bad for the Bundesliga IMO.
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Welcome to the smaller league's world.
 
Ingeniero

Ingeniero

Member
Milchmonster said:
And now to the little dipshit. What a HUGE FUCKING CUNT. Seriously, fuck him. Don't ever play him again. And I seriously hope he gets boo'ed the shit out tomorrow.

Why sign a deal with Bayern now? Why not wait another month? Remember when we made fun of him having the Robben for 2 or 3 weeks during the Malaga matches? Yeah, no surprise now he was shit, thinking about Bayern the whole time. So, the shitbag almost cost us the semi final, if he just scored 25% of his chances or played well, we'd been in the semi final easily. But noooo, rather suck Sammer's dick.

That's way too much for him to be allowed to play again for BVB. Completely risked ruining our CL run this year, putting his ego first.

And yeah, good luck at Bayern. Really, break your foot or something. Let Hoeneß finger your ass with his sausages while paying you with illegal money. Or rot on the bench. Or somethig else, what do I care.

And for all the Bayern fans, think twice about Götze. Wouldn't be surprise if he left for Barca/Real in a year or two. Yeah, yeah, Bayern is big blablabla. Guess who'll be Germany's fake 9 at the World Cup next year, yes, you know it. Barca/Real is still a little step above and he'll make it.
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Wow,epic footy meltdown, I love it.
Bad timing yeah, but can't blame the guy, he is just looking out for himself.


Many tears will be shed today, it will be glorious.

#goBayern #goPizza
 
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Milchmonster

Member
Kenka said:
My take on the situation is that Bayern actually were schizophrene in the sense they claimed they don't want to be too dominant so they don't reduce the value of the championship while they secretly (yes, secretly it's correct) lured one of the best player of their main rival with success.

They simply didn't take Reus because they didn't want to be seen too much like liars. I have known Hoeness for 15 years and that's pretty much how he has always been. Half-angel half-demon, half-genious half-dumbass. But at the end almost always with the right action to make his club thrive further.
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Hahaha, THAT is some good ass conspiracy shit :D

fuenf said:
lol I doubt Dortmund wants to deal with Manu or Bayern again.
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Why wouldn't we want to deal with United again? Bayern is totally understandable. Bad timing for the announcement and making Bayern even better would be stupid.
 
FootballFan

FootballFan

Member
Vivalaraza said:
Why would you feel sorry for Dortmund anyway.

That's the way it goes. They stole Reus ahead of you last year. Now you took Gotze.
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And really, it isn't Bayern's fault that Gotze's buyout clause was within range.

It is horrible timing though, horrible. And Gotze was a cunt about it. Bayern just being ruthless(and greedy).
 
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Fady K

Member
FootballFan said:
Honestly yes I have. My Barca goggles block out many negative things.
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It is very rare these days where Barca cry for a penalty. A lot of people here have forgotten that they have received some *dreadful* decisions (no conspiracy or anything, just bad luck). Like the handball goal by Boateng which could have cost them big time in the Champions League followed by the offside goal by Ibrahimovic which could have cost them big time as well. Yet the team got on with it. Very hypocritical points made by many posters here.
 
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The_Hitcher89

Member
Fady K said:
It is very rare these days where Barca cry for a penalty. A lot of people here have forgotten that they have received some *dreadful* decisions (no conspiracy or anything, just bad luck). Like the handball goal by Boateng which could have cost them big time in the Champions League followed by the offside goal by Ibrahimovic which could have cost them big time as well. Yet the team got on with it. Very hypocritical points made by many posters here.
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That Boateng goal was nowhere near being a handball tbf
 
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Fady K

Member
Vivalaraza said:
Why would you feel sorry for Dortmund anyway.

That's the way it goes. They stole Reus ahead of you last year. Now you took Gotze.
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Stealing a player ahead of you and stealing a player from you - at such a *bad, bad bad* timing are two very different things.
 
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Fry

Member
Btw, this news could affect some of the Bayern players too. This should've been announced tonight.

Whatever, see you guys later. Let's do this.

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Gareth Bale

Member
Fry8 said:
It's only natural Kroos leaving rumours were going to come up. But I doubt he'll leave.
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It's hard to guess who Pep isn't going to like. But I remember he dropped Pedro when he said he won't celebrate if he scores against Tenerife. Possibly a cause for concern for some of the arrogant-looking faces in your squad.

edit: should have picked out a relevant emoticon. Opportunity missed.
 
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Fady K

Member
FootballFan said:
Personally don't know if it was. Even if it was/wasn't, it's over. Remuntada happened.
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My point was Barca were on the receiving end of two very dodgy decisions by referees across two very, very, very important games and yet they did not bitch and moan for long like most people in the thread claim they are specialists at ;D
 
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