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[FootballFan]

I failed, I knocked one out

DAMN YOU SLIZZ! I was going so well.

You like my squad for next season?(above your post)

All those transfers would cost as much as Neymar, then we'd also have the money from those players sold too for something extra

 

[Messi]

You like my squad for next season?(above your post)

All those transfers would cost as much as Neymar, then we'd also have the money from those players sold too for something extra

Iniesta is real bad on the wing, he just ends up being left out of play. Or very limited. Tello is not ready to be a full time starter yet. In big games 3 at the back would allow us to get bumfucked more often. Also Fabregas is better than the reserves as is Puyol.

 

[K1LLER7]

Barca formations are horrible

I'll make it right

De Goat

Rafael - Jones - Vidic - Evra

- Gundagon - Carrick

Rooney - RVP - Kagawa

------- Lewandowski ----

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh FootballFan you silly mun.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I, for one, welcome our new German overlords.

*buys a Bayern Munich jersey*

 

[FootballFan]

1.Iniesta is real bad on the wing, he just ends up being left out of play. Or very limited. 2.Tello is not ready to be a full time starter yet. 3.In big games 3 at the back would allow us to get bumfucked more often. 4.Also Fabregas is better than the reserves as is Puyol.

1.I know about Iniesta but it's the only way to fit him with that formation. :lol

2.Agree on Tello. Put him there as I'm disappointed he wasn't even on the bench against Bayern haha.

3.I disagree, those are 3 good defenders and with Alba/Alves running back, it would be much better than us now(which isn't much of an achievement but it still is an improvement).

4.I had "(injured)" next to Puyol but edited it out, because of course he'd be there. Cesc, I guess.

 

[FootballFan]

Oh FootballFan you silly mun.

Uck_my_ick . I'll be looking forward to your reply when Cornelius is pounding in goals for us.

 

[feel]

Golazo de Chile

Barca formations are horrible

I'll make it right

De Goat

Rafael - Jones - Vidic - Evra

- Gundagon - Carrick

Rooney - RVP - Kagawa

------- Lewandowski ----

Where's Ronaldo

Spoiler

pls

 

[rodvik]

Dortmund play a lot better now they have shifted their deadwood on to gullible teams.

 

[Suen]

Let me dream here guys.

Formation: 3-4-3 is back in style.

--Iniesta-------------Messi--------------Tello--
--------------------------------------------------
---Alba-------Biscuit------Xavi--------Alves---
--------------------------------------------------
-------Pique------Hummels------T.Silva-------
---------------------------------------------------
----------------A Goalkeeper-------------------

Bench: Pinto, Abidal, Masch, Thiago, Deulofeu, Cornelius, Pedro

Reserves: Cesc, Song, Puyol, Januzaj, Bartra, Adriano, Montoya, Afellay, Sergi Roberto.

Sold: Villa, Sanchez, Valdes, Dos Santos

Bought: Hummels, Januzaj, Cornelius and Thiago Silva

Coach: Messi

Assistant: Tito


HNGGGGGGG

Remove Messi, put in Neymar and Valdes to complete that perfection. You are going to get Neymar and you'll love every single second of it. We will be laughing at you and about five years later we will be cursing you and wondering why we didn't take him instead.

 

[K1LLER7]

Where's Ronaldo

Spoiler

pls

#BasedGlazers don't have the funds

Rooney > < Ronaldo Swap

 

[FootballFan]

Golazo de Chile


Where's Ronaldo

Spoiler

pls

Rooney to PSG for 42m, Ronaldo's isn't signing extension, Manutd will buy him for 30m using the Rooney money.

 

[Lunchbox]

Why the fuck would you want Santana at United, could do a lot better than that. He's certainly going to continue riding the bench at United, but well, at least he will be truly reunited with Kagawa then.

#Champion of england




hazards achievements since coming to chelsea (other than losing 5 trophies and getting a manager sacked replaced by a fat cunt) -

 

[Broder Salsa]

------------------------Cornelius------Vetokele--------------------------
-Nicolai Jørgensen-------Claudemir------Daniel Jensen------Bolanos---
---Bengtsson-----Stadsgaard---¨Sigurosson--------Lars Jacobsen-
---------------------------Wiland------------------------------

Champions league domination 2013/2014 right there.

 

[Messi]

Realistically this is Barca next season

Keeper
Alves - Pique - Hummels - Alba
Sergio
Xavi - Iniesta
Pedro - Messi - Neymar

Would not shock me in the slightest.

Villa, Alexis, Valdes, Afellay all gone.

 

[FootballFan]

------------------------Cornelius------Vetokele--------------------------
-Nicolai Jørgensen-------Claudemir------Daniel Jensen------Bolanos---
---Bengtsson-----Stadsgaard---¨Sigurosson--------Lars Jacobsen-
---------------------------Wiland------------------------------

Champions league domination 2013/2014 right there.

Valdes' new team will knock you out.

There's a joke in there.

 

[Fry]

Dortmund play a lot better now they have shifted their deadwood on to gullible teams.

oooohhhhh

 

[feel]

Rooney to PSG for 42m, Ronaldo's isn't signing extension, Manutd will buy him for 30m using the Rooney money.

But Rooney is the future of United's midfield. Sell Bebe to get the Ronaldo money.

 

[FootballFan]

Realistically this is Barca next season

Keeper
Alves - Pique - Hummels - Alba
Sergio
Xavi - Iniesta
Pedro - Messi - Neymar

Would not shock me in the slightest.

Villa, Alexis, Valdes, Afellay all gone.

Yep much more realistic(unfortunately), I was just dreaming.

Neymar money could literally buy 4 great players.

He is again, watching him play right now, disappointing.(though he did score)

 

[Messi]

Yep much more realistic(unfortunately), I was just dreaming.(though he did score)

Neymar money could literally buy 4 great players.

He is again, watching him play right now, disappointing.

Neymar could go either way, it just depends on how he reacts once he is dropped into a team like Barca. Watching him play for brazil wont tell you anything really. Its like watching Pedro for spain. He is great and he is struggling for barca this season.

 

[FootballFan]

Neymar could go either way, it just depends on how he reacts once he is dropped into a team like Barca. Watching him play for brazil wont tell you anything really. Its like watching Pedro for spain. He is great and he is struggling for barca this season.

That is true but he had a simple one on one before, and it really shouldn't matter what shirt you have at that point. And he just smashed it way over.

I hope if we get him he is our new Dinho, not our very own Robinho.

 

[Messi]

That is true but he had a simple one on one before, and it really shouldn't matter what shirt you have at that point. And he just smashed it way over.

I hope if we get him he is our new Dinho, not our very own Robinho.

Watching Ronaldinho now hurts me. He used to be amazing

 

[Lunchbox]

Neymar could go either way, it just depends on how he reacts once he is dropped into a team like Barca. Watching him play for brazil wont tell you anything really. Its like watching Pedro for spain. He is great and he is struggling for barca this season.

a diving cunt with no tactical awareness who never tracks back

#BarcaDNA

 

[Timurid]

The new Dinho is at PSG.

Next year's squad at PSG!

--------------------------Sirigu/Areola

Jallet/Corchia---T Silva----Sakho/Varane------Maxwell/Digne

--------------Motta/Verratti/Rabiot---Matuidi/Godba or KonGODbia

CR7/Moura-----------------------------------------Lavezzi/Pastore/Bahebeck

------------Cavani/Aubameyang-----Ibra/Benzema/Ongenda

 

[KidA Seven]

Someone should do one of these for United. Show them the clank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NyZZC6DcorY#!

Complete with Fry's favorite Nickelback song.

 

[K1LLER7]

But Rooney is the future of United's midfield. Sell Bebe to get the Ronaldo money.

Would Barca sell Messi? No.

Therefore, united won't sell Bebe

 

[FootballFan]

a diving cunt with no tactical awareness who never tracks back

#BarcaDNA

Neymar surprisingly tracks back a lot. I thought he would be a lazy skillful player that waits for the ball.


Also, agree with Timu, Moura is the next dinho if anyone is.

 

[Fry]

Someone should do one of these for United. Show them the clank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NyZZC6DcorY#!

Complete with Fry's favorite Nickelback song.

Ill hate Stump forever

 

[KidA Seven]

Look at that Dortmund team rip Bayern apart. Let's hope they can replicate that 2012 Bayern destroying form to the CL finals.

 

[Messi]

The new Dinho is at PSG.

Next year's lineup at PSG!

--------------------------Sirigu/Areola

Jallet/Corchia---T Silva----Sakho/Varane------Maxwell/Digne

--------------Motta/Verratti/Rabiot---Matuidi/Godba or KonGODbia

CR7/Moura-----------------------------------------Lavezzi/Pastore/Bahebeck

------------Cavani/Aubameyang-----Ibra/Benzema/Ongenda

I think you are fielding a few too many here.

 

[Timurid]

I think you are fielding a few too many here.

I added backups and a few youth in there. I changed lineup to squad happy now.

When Shinji was happy...

 

[Kyoufu]

Look at that Dortmund team rip Bayern apart. Let's hope they can replicate that 2012 Bayern destroying form to the CL finals.

I'll buy a Dortmund shirt with Evilore written on the back if they beat Bayern in the final.

 

[Messi]

Look at that Dortmund team rip Bayern apart. Let's hope they can replicate that 2012 Bayern destroying form to the CL finals.

If they get to the finals. Sure it looks bad for Barca and Real. But if any teams can stage massive combacks its these two teams.

Unlikely but lets stop assuming its all said and done.

 

[MPW]

If they get to the finals. Sure it looks bad for Barca and Real. But if any teams can stage massive combacks its these two teams.

Unlikely but lets stop assuming its all said and done.

but it is

can you honestly see barca and madrid keep clean sheets in the 2nd leg?

 

[Joel Was Right]

Bayern, Barcelona, Chelsea, Man City, Real Madrid and PSG represent the clubs likely to field Galactico-like dream teams next season.

 

[Suen]

If they get to the finals. Sure it looks bad for Barca and Real. But if any teams can stage massive combacks its these two teams.

Unlikely but lets stop assuming its all said and done.

.

 

[Kyoufu]

but it is

can you honestly see barca and madrid keep clean sheets in the 2nd leg?

No chance. Barca couldn't keep a clean sheet even if they slept on the floor instead.

Dortmund have dominated Real even in group stages.

 

[Suen]

No chance. Barca couldn't keep a clean sheet even if they slept on the floor instead.

Dortmund have dominated Real even in group stages.

I wouldn't say dominated but they did play better than us. Domination is what we saw today.

 

[Messi]

but it is

can you honestly see barca and madrid keep clean sheets in the 2nd leg?

I said it was unlikely. But it would not shock me if one of them turned it around, namely Real.

 

[Sage00]

No chance. Barca couldn't keep a clean sheet even if they slept on the floor instead.

Dortmund have dominated Real even in group stages.

This is the first time I've ever thought about the origin of the term 'clean sheet'. Bizarre.

It's one of those things that just become like a sound to me, you never break it down into the two words.

 

[Messi]

This is the first time I've ever thought about the origin of the term 'clean sheet'. Bizarre.

It's one of those things that just become like a sound to me, you never break it down into the two words.

clean sheet being a clean piece of paper where they write down the scores and your side is clean, no?

 

[pulga]

It still hurts ;_;

 

[Kyoufu]

It still hurts ;_;

At least you scored an away goal. Barca don't even have that LOL.

 

[Suen]

It still hurts ;_;

Believe! Remuntada will bring us all glory!!!

 

[KidA Seven]

It still hurts ;_;

 

[feel]

Both Madrid's (and Barca's) players and crowd need to go all out from the initial whistle, just scare the shit out of the german players and get a couple of fast goals to get them out of the comfort zone. None of that pass it around and see what happens shit.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Did anyone notice how the centre circle area of the pitch in Munich last night was particularly water drenched? Annoys me when clubs do things like that.

 

[FootballFan]

but it is

can you honestly see barca and madrid keep clean sheets in the 2nd leg?

Anything is possible. Remuntada is on.

Can we keep a clean shee..lol can't even finish the sentence without laughing. But no we can't. That means we will just have to score 6 goals.

#remuntada.

Did anyone notice how the centre circle area of the pitch in Munich last night was particularly water drenched? Annoys me when clubs do things like that.

It was like a puddle haha.



edit
Btw pulga, these german teams ended our hopes of a FootballFan vs Pulga ultimate battle showdown.

edit
Or did they?

Spoiler

REMUNTADA

 

[Lightning]

It's possible for Real Madrid. The problem is they need 3 goals so they have to full out attack and Dortmund are quick and very good on the counter attack s unless Madrid's defending improves 100% they are doomed. Alonso was so poor today, one of the worst performances I've seen from him.

Barca are screwed. Cannot see them keeping a clean sheet or scoring 4 goals. They need to make it respectable though.

 

[Kyoufu]

Both Madrid's (and Barca's) players and crowd need to go all out from the initial whistle, just scare the shit out of the german players and get a couple of fast goals to get them out of the comfort zone. None of that pass it around and see what happens shit.

I can't remember the last game where Benabeu had a good atmosphere.