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[rodvik]

oooohhhhh

/TeamDortmund GAF

They won my heart. As Barry Glendenning pointed out today, everyone loves Klopp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YenQk74Cwo0&feature=player_embedded

 

[Joel Was Right]

Both Madrid's (and Barca's) players and crowd need to go all out from the initial whistle, just scare the shit out of the german players and get a couple of fast goals to get them out of the comfort zone. None of that pass it around and see what happens shit.

They owe it to their fans. At this point, when qualification seems like a distant light, they need to regain some of the pride they left behind in Germany. I can see Barcelona scoring four goals but a clean sheet would be more surprising than winning the tie in my opinion.

 

[Suen]

Bayern = mother
Barca = baby

Madrid after Dortmund scored second goal

 

[Messi]

They owe it to their fans. At this point, when qualification seems like a distant light, they need to regain some of the pride they left behind in Germany. I can see Barcelona scoring four goals but a clean sheet would be more surprising than winning the tie in my opinion.

Nothing is impossible. Plus we will have a proper defensive line this time.

 

[rodvik]

Nothing is impossible. Plus we will have a proper defensive line this time.

Who will play do you think? Also is Messi likely to be fully fit? I REALLY worry if they play him semi fit again. He could get seriously hurt, that would be a tragedy.

 

[Kyoufu]

Aww, poor baby Elephant

 

[rodvik]

Aww, poor baby Elephant

Coventry City fan. He had it coming.

 

[Suen]

Coventry City fan. He had it coming.

:lol

 

[FootballFan]

Bayern = mother
Barca = baby

Aww poor baby elephant. So cute.

Also is Messi likely to be fully fit? I REALLY worry if they play him semi fit again. He could get seriously hurt, that would be a tragedy.

No idea. Messi was being really selfish if he forced Tito to use him. Clearly not fit. Gundogan ran more in the first half against Madrid than Messi did the whole game against Bayern. He was just walking. Tito should have had the balls to take him off or not even start him.

No point risking him even if he is 80% in the second leg, just let him rest and heal before it causes so much damage that even HGH, blood spinning, Iniesta juice and horse placenta combined won't fix him.

 

[KidA Seven]

Bayern = mother
Barca = baby



Madrid after Dortmund scored second goal

Jeff Goldblum = Bayern
Pile of shit = Barca

Ashley Cole = Madrid
Eva = Dortmund

 

[rodvik]

Aww poor baby elephant. So cute.



No idea. Messi was being really selfish if he forced Tito to use him. Clearly not fit. Gundogan ran more in the first half against Madrid than Messi did the whole game against Bayern. He was just walking. Tito should have had the balls to take him off or not even start him.

No point risking him even if he is 80% in the second leg, just let him rest and heal before it causes so much damage that even HGH, blood spinning, Iniesta juice and horse placenta combined won't fix him.

Agreed.

 

[Suen]

Jeff Goldblum = Bayern
Pile of shit = Barca




Ashley Cole = Madrid
Eva = Dortmund

Works as well

 

[Joel Was Right]

Aww poor baby elephant. So cute.



No idea. Messi was being really selfish if he forced Tito to use him. Clearly not fit. Gundogan ran more in the first half against Madrid than Messi did the whole game against Bayern. He was just walking. Tito should have had the balls to take him off or not even start him.

No point risking him even if he is 80% in the second leg, just let him rest and heal before it causes so much damage that even HGH, blood spinning, Iniesta juice and horse placenta combined won't fix him.

It's really difficult to pin point his performance on injury or just Bayern's pressing game. He seemed quite mobile a few weeks ago against PSG when he came on as a substitute. In contrast, hardly any Barca player seemed to have much space to run or dribble against Bayern.

 

[pulga]

Anything is possible.

edit
Btw pulga, these german teams ended our hopes of a FootballFan vs Pulga ultimate battle showdown.

edit
Or did they?

Spoiler

REMUNTADA

Now we get Fry vs Milch... It just wont be the same. Alas, REMUNTADAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[FootballFan]

Oh we're doing that?

Guardiola when he sees Messi after the 4-0.

La Liga fans or G-Unit:

Barca/Madrid haters:

Madrid fans:

Barca fans:

Bayern and Dortmund fans:

Andres:

 

[Timurid]

Lol at the Andres pic.

 

[DominoKid]

United fans:

at least that was my reaction the last 2 days.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Klopp and Dortmund management as all their players fleeing :

Man Cities attempt at playing with the big boys in Europe again next season :

 

[KidA Seven]

I forgot about G-Unit.

Klopp and Dortmund management as all their players fleeing :

:lol

 

[FootballFan]

People who didn't/couldn't watch the game and checked on livescore:

Me(for the barca game):

Me(when madrid finished):

Glory hunters who don't watch the games, just check scores:

 

[KidA Seven]

United fans:


at least that was my reaction the last 2 days.

Yeah, our style of play is boring. The last game was very good. But usually it's dog shit.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Omiee in this thread :

 

[Salazar]

Yeah, our style of play is boring. The last game was very good. But usually it's dog shit.

We will be immense next season.

 

[Joel Was Right]

If I die tomorrow, I want to see headlines of Bayern making a bid for Messi first

 

[FootballFan]

Omiee in this thread :

:looololololol

The guy who stops the people chasing him is Duckroll I assume.

 

[Error]

If Dortmund goes through I would really want them to win the CL, the bitch move Bayern pulled with Gotze and Lewandowski makes them deserving of another epic CL final choke.

 

[Suen]

Klopp and Dortmund management as all their players fleeing :

:lol :lol. Too good

Also andres picture is amazing :lol

 

[FootballFan]

Jeff:

 

[Broder Salsa]

:looololololol

The guy who stops the people chasing him is Duckroll I assume.

No he's the one choking players. Mumei is the one stopping the rest.

 

[rodvik]

Villa fans Monday
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0da300a14c46f71d3042ab1b0c3b481b/tumblr_mkk55vbpyB1qdizr7o1_250.gif

Villa fans now
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3207a3568132c8261d88dd08e1153929/tumblr_mhgihhDqNK1s4sjgqo1_500.gif

People who want Wigan to stay up over Villa
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a45435231cd9fd3f2bd61782e06aaf92/tumblr_mlamy6xyFw1qeijvdo1_500.gif


Bundesliga meets la Liga.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdh7kte781qdtr73o1_500.gif

edit: These are all game of thrones gifs. Might conceivably be spoilers. Just click to view.

 

[FootballFan]

^inb4 Yurt says spoiler gifs lol.

Anyone know what "hide" does to an image on imgur? Does it just hide it, or remove it completely?

 

[Suen]

Omiee in this thread :

:looooooooooooooooool

 

[rodvik]

^inb4 Yurt says spoiler gifs lol.

Oh seriously, could they be spoilers? Will edit if they could.

 

[FootballFan]

Oh seriously, could they be spoilers? Will edit if they could.

Nah, not spoilers. Yurt just doesn't like anyone talking about new episodes of GoT here lol.

 

[rodvik]

Nah, not spoilers. Yurt just doesn't like anyone talking about new episodes of GoT here lol.

Edited anyways just to be safe (all from last season btw).

 

[Koko]

Edited anyways just to be safe (all from last season btw).

Don't lie the first one is from season 3

Spoiler

cunt

 

[FootballFan]

All big teams realising Pep, Gotze, Cavani/Suarez will be at Bayern next season:

 

[rodvik]

Don't lie the first one is from season 3

Spoiler

cunt

Is it? I guess I spoilered myself then :0 havent seen any episodes from that season yet.

p.s.

Spoiler

SHE IS A DUDE!

Spoiler

not really

 

[rodvik]

All big teams realising Pep, Gotze, Cavani/Suarez will be at Bayern next season:

Serious question. Would Barca take Suarez? Cunt factor aside. Is he good enough?

 

[Broder Salsa]

I thought the girl in game of thrones was a boy when i watched the first episode.

 

[Lunchbox]

Outside anfield-

 

[KidA Seven]

We will be immense next season.

I think so too. I feel like we just relax once we score once. The wingers should perform much better next season too.

 

[deGod]

Outside anfield-

Is that Suarez doing community service?

 

[FootballFan]

Serious question. Would Barca take Suarez? Cunt factor aside. Is he good enough?

You think being a cunt matters?

Suarez is awesome, one of the best forwards in the world. But I don't know if he would fit in our team. Our wingers aren't wingers like most teams, touch the ball very little and just make runs behind defense and track-back, while the godly 4(Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets) do the creative stuff.

Don't think Suarez would be happy with that.

Messi after Xavi retires and the team crumbles

footballGAFfers when they wake up and see these pages:

 

[Lunchbox]

Is that Suarez doing community service?

no those are merseyside locals


heres suarez meeting his new teammates at Bayern-

 

[AndresON777]

:lol FootballFan

Why Always Barça?

 

[Suen]

Barca/Madrid haters:

Barca/Madrid fans:

 

[AndresON777]

Read last page. Neymar is just Alexis on horse semen. Suárez would link up great with Messi imo. Plus, they speak the same language. I'd love Falcao but Suárez is a better dribbler

-Sorry Suen but we're winning La Liga. That is as important as the Champions League for us. Can't wait for Atleti to crush Madrid in the Copa del Rey final.

Mou will probably be at Chelsea by then :lol

 

[FootballFan]

Pulga vs FootballFan:

 

[ElyrionX]

I'm really worried about United next season. Our team seems too weak to compete effectively in the CL.