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Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?

Meier

Member
Please tell me Egeman is pronounced Eggman.

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GOOOOAAAALLL! Luiz, great free kick but terrible goal keeping.

Yet another shocking decision from a referee, managed to get the goal and make sure that cunt didn't fuck us over.
Some dreadful misses but important away goals.
 

Facism

Gold Member
Krasic to the rescue! How's he been doing, btw?

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barely plays, lazy fucker.

Happy with scalping Benfica's unbeaten record. That's what happens when you play actual competition and not european C-teams. The delusion of being an unbreakable fortress had to come down sooner or later, better it was now rather than in the final.
 
barely plays, lazy fucker.

Happy with scalping Benfica's unbeaten record. That's what happens when you play actual competition and not european C-teams.
Benfica wasn't unbeaten in Europe this season. They've lost to both Barca and Spartak(loooooooooool). Not like Fener is better, they lost to Spartak too, lol. Basically both teams are trash.
 

rvy

Banned
Benfica wasn't unbeaten in Europe this season. They've lost to both Barca and Spartak(loooooooooool). Not like Fener is better they lost to Spartak too, lol. Basically both teams are trash.

Benfica certainly plays like trash. And has been playing like trash since January.
 

FootballFan

Member
barely plays, lazy fucker.

Happy with scalping Benfica's unbeaten record. That's what happens when you play actual competition and not european C-teams. The delusion of being an unbreakable fortress had to come down sooner or later, better it was now rather than in the final.

Oh shit.
 
Yeah, coaches don't want to win. You're fucking delusional at times.

did you start watching football yesterday?

Aimar for some reason in the middle with Cardozo alone up front instead of having Lima or Rodrigo next to him.

if Jesus wanted to press the action he would've played 2 man up front with Martins (offensive player) starting instead of Gomes.

seriously, is this football thing new to you? have you start following SLB and Jesus this season?
 

FootballFan

Member
did you start watching football yesterday?

Aimar for some reason in the middle with Cardozo alone up front instead of having Lima or Rodrigo next to him.

if Jesus wanted to press the action he would've played 2 man up front with Martins (offensive player) starting instead of Gomes.

seriously, is this football thing new to you? have you start following SLB and Jesus this season?

Oh shit.
 
barely plays, lazy fucker.

Happy with scalping Benfica's unbeaten record. That's what happens when you play actual competition and not european C-teams. The delusion of being an unbreakable fortress had to come down sooner or later, better it was now rather than in the final.

I am so sad that they missed the fucking penalty.

They're gonna get raped in the return match. Bet on it.

Webo mad.

Indeed they will...
 

rvy

Banned
i honestly have no idea what rvy is talking about some times. seems like a good guy but analizing what's going on inside the pitch is not his thing.

Says the guy who believe Jesus wanted a draw instead of winning. OK, guy. If you want to draw games instead of winning them, you're in the wrong club.
You have delusions of grandeur and honestly believe Benfica are much, much better than they really are. Your ridiculous arrogance in this thread is proof.

Benfica is lucky.
 

Suen

Member
barely plays, lazy fucker.

Happy with scalping Benfica's unbeaten record. That's what happens when you play actual competition and not european C-teams. The delusion of being an unbreakable fortress had to come down sooner or later, better it was now rather than in the final.
Shit :lol
 

luso

Member
It got me thinking about it again but I wasn't referring to this match.

Apparently, it's only 30 percent.

http://www.rsssf.com/miscellaneous/ec-qual.html

Edit: Disregard these. Way outdated.

From 1979 until 2008:

Code:
a. 1st leg result (home team vs. away team)
b. number of times that the home team advances
c. number of times that the away team advances
d. total number of matches with the same 1st leg result
e. chance for home team to advance
c. chance for away team to advance

 7-0    13-  0 ( 13)  100% /   0%
 6-1    21-  0 ( 21)  100% /   0%
 6-0    28-  0 ( 28)  100% /   0%
 5-0    67-  0 ( 67)  100% /   0%
 4-0   113-  0 (113)  100% /   0%
 5-1    40-  1 ( 41)   98% /   2%
 3-0   236- 20 (256)   92% /   8%
 4-1    72-  8 ( 80)   90% /  10%
 5-2    12-  2 ( 14)   86% /  14%
 2-0   339- 74 (413)   82% /  18%
 3-1   163- 43 (206)   79% /  21%
 4-2    25-  9 ( 34)   74% /  26%
 1-0   352-227 (579)   61% /  39%
 4-3     5-  5 ( 10)   50% /  50%
 2-1   154-159 (313)   49% /  51%
 3-2    45- 57 (102)   44% /  56%
 0-0   141-288 (429)   33% /  67%
 3-3     5- 14 ( 19)   26% /  74%
 1-1   108-316 (424)   25% /  75%
 2-2    29-121 (150)   19% /  81%
 0-1    38-317 (355)   11% /  89%
 1-2    12-177 (189)    6% /  94%
 2-4     1- 20 ( 21)    5% /  95%
 2-3     2- 59 ( 61)    3% /  97%
 1-3     2- 97 ( 99)    2% /  98%
 0-2     3-181 (184)    2% /  98%
 0-3     0- 97 ( 97)    0% / 100%
 1-4     0- 45 ( 45)    0% / 100%
 0-5     0- 36 ( 36)    0% / 100%
 0-4     0- 35 ( 35)    0% / 100%
 1-5     0- 17 ( 17)    0% / 100%
 0-6     0- 10 ( 10)    0% / 100%
source
 

derExperte

Member
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/...cht-wuerdig-fuer-einen-deutschen-meister.html
Kirchhoff to Cancer at the end of 12/13 (expiring contract)
Heidel (Mainz manager): "Irgendwann haben wir erfahren, dass bei den Bayern ein Medizincheck stattfindet. Auf einen kurzen Anruf, dass unser Spieler unter Vertrag genommen wurde, warten wir nach wie vor."
At some point we learned about a medical at Bayern. We're still waiting for any kind of notice about the player having signed a new contract.

That's interesting.

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/newspage_658288.html

"Zwischen den Jahren hat er uns informiert, dass er den Verein im Sommer wechseln möchte, um den nächsten Schritt zu gehen. Am Donnerstag wurden wir darüber informiert, dass er zum FC Bayern wechseln möchte. Das ist alles sehr sauber und korrekt gelaufen", lobte Heidel.

"Everything went very smooth and correct", commended Heidel.

And now he's crying because everyone does? Spineless wanker.
 
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