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Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?

FootballFan

FootballFan

Member
Sviatoslav said:

That's quite funny coming from you
You're as plastic a fan as I've ever seen
You live in fucking New Zealand
Yet support the Barca machine

Your glory hunting ways are transparent
You sheep-fucker cunt
Go home, you're drunk
Stop pulling this stunt

You post about Real Madrid
More than "your" own team
Complaining about what they did
While pretending Barca is clean

Please stop it already
This is the last straw
Don't even try to respond
Or next time I'll go in raw
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That's quite funny coming from you,
You're as plastic a fan as I've ever seen.
You live in fucking Canada dude,
Yet support the Gazprom's Russian team.

You post about Spartak,
More than "your" own team.
Complaining and showing them no love,
Almost as bad as when you mention Kerzhakov

Please stop it already,
Your rhymes are shitty.
So you better keep drinking that vodka,
Might help you forget how much Hulk cost ya.



that one sucked. You win Sviat.

I will be back one day though, you won't know when I will post the next poem, you won't expect it, maybe it will be in the gaming side, maybe I'll make a thread for it, but it will come one day.


<3
 
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Wilbur

Banned
Okay enough of all this shit
There's been enough of eating dick
To last us at least one more OT
Created by yours truly

Sviatoslav, you went in H.A.M.
On that sheep shagger FootballFan
But lets not forget, just to be fair,
That your country's nothing but a cunt hair

And Morsel? Just prepare for Shinji
While you're struggling to find more ladies under 50 kg
Brentan opens envelopes one, two, three
And inside is dick pics from Arnie

Who as he starts his new vocation
Suffers from East London's house inflation
And shares a house with Big Andy
Ask Willkiller what he looks like eating pussy

And Faridmon? My heart despairs
Your vocabulary's smaller than my chin hairs
You want to rid yourself of Moyes
As much as I want to stop touching boys

Lets just agree to get along
And stop all these poems and songs
As long as we can all agree
To fucking hate on Man City
 
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faridmon

Member
Yeah, I cannot be as good as some of you. Enjoying the Ping-pong battle of Uefalona fan and a Grazprom fan. However wins we all lose.
 
FootballFan

FootballFan

Member
Damn my reply to Sviat had to end up at the bottom of the page.

:lol just imagine what a person accidentally entering this thread would think. hahah
 
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faridmon

Member
Come on Willbury. English is not my first Language, its not even my second, nor third. Of course my Vocabulary will be quite poor.

OK, I will lay low for a while now. bye!
 
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Wilbur

Banned
faridmon said:
Come on Willbury. English is not my first Language, its not even my second, nor third. Of course my Vocabulary will be quite poor.

OK, I will lay low for a while now. bye!
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baby it was a joke
you know i heart you
you are tsundere

Also kudos for speaking all the languages
 
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KidA Seven

Member
Wilbury said:
baby it was a joke
you know i heart you
you are tsundere

Also kudos for speaking all the languages
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GorillaJu

Member
Holy shit Farid's poems are incredible.

For Kid A:

Ilkay looked down and saw
A case full of money with a hole in the top
Shinji winked, Ilkay was in awe
He said, "it's from Alex. Don't be the next flop"

"Go ahead and dive in, face first is okay"
He said to a wide-eyed and sweating Ilkay

He shoved his face down into piles of cash
Like he'd to do Pulga's mom if she didnt have a rash

But his mouth came across a bump
When his face had finally met the bottom
A small and hairy Japanese stump
And a smirking Shinji with motives of Sodom

He shrieked in horror, and tried to flee
But his future had already been decided, you see

"Bitch you my slave," Shinji said to him, aghast
The Dortmund bros, reunited at last

And with that I'm done. :lol
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Bo-Locks said:
But non quite as entertaining. I'm on my break doing the night-shift and I'm almost in tears. I want Salazar to make his grand entrance and lay waste to everyone and everything with his literary mastery.
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He's no doubt already running every word of his poem through a thesaurus.
 
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faridmon

Member
Wilbury said:
Also kudos for speaking all the languages
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None of them are any good, but I get by...

I am all tsundere for and you know it.

WoodenLung said:
It's not like Wilbs extends much further than the one of 50 shades of gray.
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Lol, I can actually imagine him reading the books furiously and taking notes like a diligent student... What a shitty thought. I cannot sleep now

and odd, taking notes from 120 days of Sodom, lol
 
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Wilbur

Banned
faridmon said:
None of them are any good, but I get by...
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Bro the fact you can even get by is awesome. I can speak English and then 1-10 in Italian/Spanish/French and I now know how to say I want Wooden to ruffle my hair as he fucks me from behind and dresses like a farmer or something in Danish.

Really want to learn Italian after my exams. Learning a language must be hard though.
 
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Sviatoslav

Member
FootballFan said:
That's quite funny coming from you,
You're as plastic a fan as I've ever seen.
You live in fucking Canada dude,
Yet support the Gazprom's Russian team.

You post about Spartak,
More than "your" own team.
Complaining and showing them no love,
Almost as bad as when you mention Kerzhakov

Please stop it already,
Your rhymes are shitty.
So you better keep drinking that vodka,
Might help you forget how much Hulk cost ya.



that one sucked. You win Sviat.

I will be back one day though, you won't know when I will post the next poem, you won't expect it, maybe it will be in the gaming side, maybe I'll make a thread for it, but it will come one day.


<3
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Alright FootballFan, after some consideration
I have decided to accept your truce
However, I should warn you that next time
I’ll have pulga help me with the abuse

You stand absolutely no chance
Against our god-tier, double team
I bet you’re already wetting your pants
And letting out a girlish scream
 
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faridmon

Member
Wilbury said:
And to think shit teams like Benfica and Newcastle are the reasons why
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Vermins have their uses as well, you now...

Joking! love both teams, don't shoot me
Wilbury said:
Bro the fact you can even get by is awesome. I can speak English and then 1-10 in Italian/Spanish/French and I now know how to say I want Wooden to ruffle my hair as he fucks me from behind and dresses like a farmer or something in Danish.

Really want to learn Italian after my exams. Learning a language must be hard though.
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Thanks, but I haven't learned any of it. More like absorbed it by practical means. I still have problems with them. Its cool, but I really wish I knew one language rather well, than 4 incomplete ones.
 
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GorillaJu

Member
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faridmon

Member
odd_morsel said:
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I can see ''no'' and ''hito'' and that is as far as I know Japanese.
 
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Sviatoslav

Member

Never forget that Zenit's the best
By the powers above we have been blessed
Based Gazprom gives us an endless war chest
Yet, no matter who we buy I'm never impressed
Because they can't handle the Russian League test
Just ask Givanildo Vieira de Souza, he can attest
That Brazilian cunt doesn't deserve to wear our crest
Yet we'll keep overpaying for shit, with endless zest
Because we're Zenit motherfuckers, we'll never rest
Until we've won the CL, since that is our quest!

And I'm fucking done. I'll probably just use this every time to reply when someone is hating on Zenit.
 
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Kyoufu

Member
odd_morsel said:
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I prefer Cherry btw. No idea how to turn off Parental Control.
 
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Fry

Member
Sviatoslav said:

Never forget that Zenit's the best
By the powers above we have been blessed
Based Gazprom gives us an endless war chest
Yet, no matter who we buy I'm never impressed
Because they can't handle the Russian League test
Just ask Givanildo Vieira de Souza, he can attest
That Brazilian cunt doesn't deserve to wear our crest
Yet we'll keep overpaying for shit, with endless zest
Because we're Zenit motherfuckers, we'll never rest
Until we've won the CL since that is our quest!

And I'm fucking done.
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Slim Shady?

WoodenLung said:
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
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One of the best ones you clueless cunt.
 
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flintstryker

Banned
When I joined this forum back in the day it was mainly for gaming but I am starting to think I no longer have much with the guys on that side, God Bless FootyGaf I may not post a lot but this thread and the manga one is saving Gaf for me these days.
 
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faridmon

Member
Speking of Japanese indies, here is my favourite albums from Japan in 2012 f anyone cares. I made this list in the Japanese Music thread

Zoe said:
It's Morning Musume... whom I've actually gotten back into recently. I like their current style.
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Anyhow, now that I have written my top albums of 2012
in my blog
I can safely say that it was a good year. Here is my top 10:

(Name of the band/artist - Album's name)

1- Lillies and Remains, Sekaitekinaband (&#19990;&#30028;&#30340;&#12394;&#12496;&#12531;&#12489;), Purple - Underrated
New (New Ver.) - When its Over - Uncover
2- BIGMAMA - Kimi ga mata Blouse no Button o tomeru made
#DIV/0! - Secret - until the blouse is buttoned up
3- Cryuff in the Bedroom – Hacanatzkina
Tokyo Loves You - Ainetti - Moondaze, Moondaze
4- Holidays of Seventeen – HO17
MMM - IMOK - Prom/ss
5- MiChi – Therapy + Remix
Madness Vol. 3 - Special Someone - Hey Girl (Xb Remix)
6- Heavenstamp – HEAVENSTAMP
Hype - Decadance - Stand by You
7 - Lillies and Remains - Re-Composition
The Wait - Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others - Everything Counts
8- Czecho no Republic – Dinosaur
Dinosaur the only song available on yt which is from that album
9- She Her Her Hers – Scene
Monologue - Magic Hour - Parallel Paradise
10- Owarikara (&#12458;&#12527;&#12522;&#12459;&#12521;) – Q&A
Go - Silver no Sekai - Q&A

I could provide description on why I think those are awesome, but its long and I doubt no one cares :p
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GorillaJu

Member
Lol I tried running that through google translate and it said:

"Learning a foreign language is difficult to be sure, but it to say, "Lucky you if you speak a foreign language", people who do not run or is not it at least? It's not going to mean a WILBURY, but I'm not and if you think you want to be me to speak a foreign language, can only work hard at their own will. The other, those who try is good."

What I said was

"To be sure, it's difficult to learn a foreign language, but people who say "oh I wish I could speak a foreign language," but don't put it into practice themselves are the worst. This isn't directed at WILBURY, but if one wants to learn a foreign language there's nothing that can be done except working hard by your own volition. You should just give it a shot."
 
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faridmon

Member
flintstryker said:
When I joined this forum back in the day it was mainly for gaming but I am starting to think I no longer have much with the guys on that side, God Bless FootyGaf I may not post a lot but this thread and the manga one is saving Gaf for me these days.
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An Everton fan, Yay!

I wish :(
 
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faridmon

Member
odd_morsel said:
"To be sure, it's difficult to learn a foreign language, but people who say "oh I wish I could speak a foreign language," but don't put it into practice themselves are the worst. This isn't directed at WILBURY, but if one wants to learn a foreign language there's nothing that can be done except working hard by your own volition. You should just give it a shot."
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To be fair, it is difficult to learn a language unless you are surrounded by it. Its more challenging to learn the language when you don't have that motivation and push which enables you to actually speak and know such language.

I can sympathies, since language is about absorbing rather than learning. A better advice to give Willbury is: Go to fucking Italy you moron.
 
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KidA Seven

Member
odd_morsel said:
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Sviatoslav

Member
I can't believe I'm doing this but I gotta defend Fry's shitty taste on this occasion. Even if you don't like Eminem, you still have to admit that the man can churn out some nice rhymes and spit mad ether.
 
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