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Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?
- Thread starter Hixx
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I know
you'll probably beat us tomorrow as well, we're gonna go into holiday modeShould have thought about that before slagging me off twice in one post yesterday.
You forget something, Brenton. One phone call to Helga Lenga and you'll be without knee caps for the rest of your days.
Vivalaraza
Member
You know when Wenger was asked who should win PFA PotY he replied "Suarez has had a good season but he's bitten into his award".
Lol
Lambda Pie
Banned
what a pass. Championship level, in fact.
I know
Should have thought about that before slagging me off twice in one post yesterday.
You forget something, Brenton. One phone call to Helga Lenga and you'll be without knee caps for the rest of your days.
I'd knock Helga Lenga the fuck out, then kiss her better all over.
Vivalaraza
Member
Where's Hatem? This is shit.
I don't think you've seen a Championship game. Passes are better than that.
Levy should troll R. Madrid by accepting a huge sum for Bale. Then send young Fake Bale over to sign the contract.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Newcastle's defense shakes more than Michael J Fox.
I think she's a lesbian actually. But by all means, go for it.
You won't be speaking to me like this after. You won't have the balls. They'll be on an electric pylon somewhere outside the travelodge.
:lolol
So terribly corny I can't stop laughing
For as brilliant as Suarez can be, his propensity for losing the ball can be immensely frustrating. We're keeping possession so much better with the extra midfielder.
Shelvey as a false 9 would have been kind of funny to see again
Vivalaraza
Member
Cos Inter are better than Liverpool.
God knows. It's crazy how quickly he has adapted to the pl.
:lol, Kyoufo pls, you have to write one as well! Also put Ben Arfa in, let him save the team.
Oh my god hahahahah
You're my favourite new poster in AGES. Arkon and Suen can get fucked, they don't deliver such #ether
It's interesting that he loses the ball so much because he's such a fantastic close control dribbler. Coutinho and Henderson are the right choices for the most part I think. Allen can keep the ball but is so unadventurous with it.
It"s Inter.
Arkon is cool man. We can't all write poems like Lambda though.
Gregg Bakowski was saying that he's got a fair bit of pace, trickery and skill, but what's really special about him is that he doesn't need much time to do something. He gets the ball into dangerous positions almost instantly after receiving it. I think he's got a good brain on him - always knows what he's going to do before he receives the ball. Think I agree with Gregg.
Maybe Inter just didn't know how to use him.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Arfa warming up.
only Newcastle can make Liverpool seem like a top, quality side.
only Newcastle can make Liverpool seem like a top, quality side.
Using someone's illness for a troll is pretty classy.
Arkon is a glory hunter. Huddersfield on the brink of safety and he's probably somewhere in the Caribbean on a yacht sipping tequila out of Pirlo's anus.
Also LOL I've got so many retweets today
You're quickly becoming my least favourite poster wilbur. Do something about it!
6 years of Pardew!!!!!
I always make jokes about Brendan's mental illness.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Newcastle's so bad even Stevie Wonder couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Sleeplessnights
Banned
I didn't find it funny either.
Arkon is fuckin' cool
Take Nani's red card and shove it up your smooth ass while you jerk off to the guard of honour tomorrow, cunt.
#EmirateWinBelieve
It wasnt necessarily the joke that is funny, because it's an old one.
But Lambda's incessant desire to destroy Newcastle is just hilarious
Vivalaraza
Member
I'm honestly tempted to complain to a mod.
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