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[Frank the Great]

anyone want to laugh? check out these two amazing ricky alvarez plays from yesterday's game against nazio.

 

[confuziz]

I don't think you know what superstitious means. Quick, correct the kids before they ruin their lives through your teachings.

I know exactly what it means. You act like a manager is some kind of pope that does wonders for a team.

 

[Wilbur]

anyone want to laugh? check out these two amazing ricky alvarez plays from yesterday's game against nazio.

... in one game?

LOOOOOOOOL

 

[TrueBlue]

West Brom will I think, they need to replace Lukaku unless they can do another season long loan deal.

It was unreal watching him live, what an absolute beast. He gave City hell in the first 15-20 minutes.

Definitely. Him, Ba and Torres/Schurre (sp?) would be a decent strike-force.

 

[Yurt]

That's embarrassing.

Cringeworthy video.

 

[Salazar]

So Rooney is pretty much a gonna now then?

We fucking hope so.

Gillgamesh "currently in Prague" apparently.

What the fuck is in Prague. Libraries ? Architecture ? Cellists ?

GET TO SPAIN YOU FUCKING GIT

 

[Wilbur]

West Brom will I think, they need to replace Lukaku unless they can do another season long loan deal.

It was unreal watching him live, what an absolute beast. He gave City hell in the first 15-20 minutes.

Yeah, he'll be a huge miss unless they can get him back on loan. Not sure he's going to be first choice at Chelsea, they'll buy Gomez/Lewa/Rumbo/Cavani.

I know exactly what it means. You act like a manager is some kind of pope that does wonders for a team.

Maybe your shit club would be better if they had a good manager. Think about that.

 

[Fady K]

No more McDonalds for him.

Maybe doner kebab and wurst from next season on.

Time for dem healthy food wayne!

 

[faridmon]

Biting nails for whatever happens next. Whatever happens, I will be proud of the team!
Fuck it, I am gonn awalk around London with my Everton top all day tomorrow!

 

[Fady K]

Biting nails for whatever happens next. Whatever happens, I will be proud of the team!
Fuck it, I am gonn awalk around London with my Everton top all day tomorrow!

That is the spirit bro! May they get better!

 

[Scum]

So Rooney is pretty much a gonna now then?

I'd say so. I'll sell him, to be honest. Good player, but hasn't been pulling his weight. £22m - £25m.

 

[Feorax]

In other slightly less impactful but far more hillarious news, it looks like Tal Ben-Haim has walked out of QPR.

Looooooool! Joke club.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Moyes to Chelsea

 

[Lambda Pie]

Everton will now become a mammoth force in the npower Championship for years to come. Burnley, Leeds and Blackpool on notice.

 

[confuziz]

Maybe your shit club would be better if they had a good manager. Think about that.

nope, 4 different people tried already. Different tactics, different people, same material. Nothing changed.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I'd say so. I'll sell him, to be honest. Good player, but hasn't been pulling his weight. £22m - £25m.

To be fair, that would take a substantial effort.

 

[Scum]

In other slightly less impactful but far more hillarious news, it looks like Tal Ben-Haim has walked out of QPR.

Looooooool! Joke club.

looooooool

 

[D_prOdigy]

So Rooney is pretty much a gonna now then?

No.

By all accounts, Moyes and Roon patched things up.

I can see Moyes getting Rooney to stay being a thing. It'd be touted as his first big achievement or something.

 

[faridmon]

Moyes to Chelsea

RDM was fired?

 

[K1LLER7]

We fucking hope so.

Gillgamesh "currently in Prague" apparently.

What the fuck is in Prague. Libraries ? Architecture ? Cellists ?

GET TO SPAIN YOU FUCKING GIT

People go to meet Gillgamesh. Not the other way round


I'm excited. The start of a new era. MOYSEY'S UNITED!!!

 

[Frank the Great]

bonus gif: thierry henry's great bicycle goal yesterday:

love this new gif maker

 

[Wilbur]

In other slightly less impactful but far more hillarious news, it looks like Tal Ben-Haim has walked out of QPR.

Looooooool! Joke club.

... what? Hahahah. Fucking mugs, hope they get relegated again.

Moyes to Chelsea

Di Matteo to United.

 

[Kyoufu]

In other slightly less impactful but far more hillarious news, it looks like Tal Ben-Haim has walked out of QPR.

Looooooool! Joke club.

I want to laugh too but I don't even know who that is.

 

[Fry]

Bring me up to speed.

Rooney to Bayern
Moyes to Man Utd

Looks likely?

 

[gaming_noob]

Anyone going to follow the Eindhover vs Alkmaar game? Goal prediction?? I'm guessing 4-1.

 

[faridmon]

Everton will now become a mammoth force in the npower Championship for years to come. Burnley, Leeds and Blackpool on notice.

Cute, aren't we? Now stop having what you have, and less try for more subdued option. Will Cocaine be fine?

 

[Salazar]

I can see Moyes getting Rooney to stay being a thing. It'd be touted as his first big achievement or something.

Not after we've been linked to all these BMI-conscious strikers and he's handed in a transfer request.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Bring me up to speed.

Rooney to Bayern
Moyes to Man Utd

Looks likely?

Dude, you have the same avatar as Fry8.

 

[Meier]

I don't think NBC is adding anyone else to the team they already announced.

At least he said he'd still do games for ESPN in the US. I guess we'll get him for at least some USMNT games on occasion.

 

[faridmon]

Anyone going to follow the Eindhover vs Alkmaar game? Goal prediction?? I'm guessing 4-1.

1-4 me says!

 

[Wilbur]

nope, 4 different people tried already. Different tactics, different people, same material. Nothing changed.

So all the managers were shit and there was no continuity for them to get better. You and literally one other Dutch nut believe in this theory. But continue to push it baby

Bring me up to speed.

Rooney to Bayern
Moyes to Man Utd

Looks likely?

Moyes to United all but confirmed, Fry
Rooney to Bayern just rumours for now, Fry

 

[K1LLER7]

RUMBO wants to play under Moyes. This will be a thing with all the top players.

 

[dc89]

It's basically a can full of sugar. DONT

It's so bad you'll want to turn 360 degrees and throw it back.

Pepsi made with real sugar instead of corn syrup.

Of course I didn't read the thread.























But my instincts told me to leave it. Phew.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

FIFA Clubs?

 

[Fry]

Dude, you have the same avatar as Fry8.

Dude, you are channeling bud's avatar.

Moyes to United all but confirmed, Fry

hum...

I'm still finding it hard to believe Red Nose retired. We're entering a new era of football.

 

[PowderedToast]

next season will be fantastic

 

[Wes]

1) Villa
2) West Brom
3) Arsenal (stability)
4) Chelsea (Mourinho below Rafa where he belongs)
5) United (speaking of where managers belong

Liverpool somewhere below. Insert joke accordingly.

 

[Wilbur]

FIFA Clubs?

Yeah buddy, I'm down

 

[confuziz]

So all the managers were shit and there was no continuity for them to get better. You and literally one other Dutch nut believe in this theory. But continue to push it baby

So according to you..there is a bigger chance the 4 previous managers (that won several trophies/championships) are all shit and its because of them they didn't grab the title 5 years in a row, than the players being shit and inconsistent?

Seems legit.

I'm out. All-you-can eat at the local chinese!

 

[Kyoufu]

next season will be fantastic

I just hope we're in the Premier League next season. :lol

 

[Lambda Pie]

Cute, aren't we? Now stop having what you have, and less try for more subdued option. Will Cocaine be fine?

hey, last time our teams met this happened:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/8318447.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/8342599.stm

also, don't buy Vitor Pereira. dude's a mediocre manager who was lucky to inherit AVB's team.

 

[Feorax]

Suarez can do his dive celebration at OT now. If that's not incentive to stay I don't know what is.

 

[gaming_noob]

1-4 me says!

Don't care who wins, just lots of goals please!

 

[avaya]

This is fantastic. Years in the wilderness for SurreyUSA PLC.

Moyes is a shit appointment.

 

[Kyoufu]

Suarez can do his dive celebration at OT now. If that's not incentive to stay I don't know what is.

If he does this I will reevaluate my hatred for Liverpool.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Arnie thanks for breaking the news early, here's how you felt about GAF this week.

 

[Salazar]

This is fantastic. Years in the wilderness for SurreyUSA PLC.

Moyes is a shit appointment.

You'd know about wilderness.

You only pop up to post garbage.

 

[Blablurn]

lol schalke. since when is Draxler a thing?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Has it happened to anyone before that FIFA asked for a new Pro when there was already one?

edit: nvm got it

 

[Wilbur]

How do you get over your rival reaching a #UCL final? Hire a fleet of lorrys to gloat about wonderkids new contract:

So according to you..there is a bigger chance the 4 previous managers (that won several trophies/championships) are all shit and its because of them they didn't grab the title 5 years in a row, than the players being shit and inconsistent?

Seems legit.

I'm out. All-you-can eat at the local chinese!

I was being facetious. Of course a manager isn't the only thing that matters. But they definitely matter, and you're an idiot if you believe otherwise.

Enjoy your noodles.