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[dc89]

You seem angry.

I'm not angry. I'm actually quite happy at the fact for the first time in my life City have a manager who's won more than United's next manager.

your manager is Mancini. are you really in a position to be shitting on other managers?

See above.

 

[Metalmurphy]

i'm gonna save my energy (and my poems) for the Europa League final.

the league is yours, like i said, congrats.

You forgot Cardoso playing handball twice.



Good luck at the Europa final though, i mean it.

 

[Bumhead]

I made the good list!

<3 Wilbz.

 

[dc89]

Look, as fucking shite a name as Schweini is, lets not pretend its even close to the worst name in this thread. There is some fucking usernames of FootyGaffers so bad I would rather drink a gallon of Michael Essien's semen than have as my online nomenclature:

These include:

no fun allowed, FeD.nL, 90TilInfinity, Jason Raize '75 - '04 UGH UGH UGH UGH, AndresCUNT777, Andrefpvs, L1NETT, GQman2121, PrematureQuiche (you fucking banned pussy malevolent), xbhaskarx, ATF487, everthustodeadbeats, Ashes1396, LabouredSubterfuge LOL LOL LOL SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT NAME YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ANDY CARROLL HORSE, DerZuhälter, WAR recon zero, Gareth Bale (just shit)

Good ones include:

Jabo, Arjen, Linius, Anderson, Dibbz, Lightning, Plasma, bud, Wes, Fady K, elsk (rip), Fintan, Kenka, Koko, Charles, Smeghead, Yurt, Pulga, Arnie, Manager, Meier, tolkir, Slizz, Salazar, Requiem, Stubo, me myself and I, Joe, immy, Raptor, Bumhead, Scum

It's very simple. Just have a name I can say out loud in real life without a) talking for 11 minutes and b) being a staccato William Shatner cunt fuck when you have eleven underscores.

Like how? How the fuck do I say FeD.nL out loud? Feddddotenell? It's as fucking tiring on my tongue as licking out Clare Balding would be.

I am in neither list and my name can be said inside 11 minutes without being a "William Shatner cunt fuck".

I guess I'm alright.

 

[Fry]

rant.

Thanks. <3

But let's be honest: Schweini is much better than Wil-fucking-bury.

That's a name you give to schools, lame-o.

 

[WJD]

Wes Morgan's been quality.

 

[LegoArmo]

Screw you for not putting me on either list!

 

[Carbonox]

Thanks. <3

But let's be honest: Schweini is much better than Wil-fucking-bury.

That's a name you give to schools, lame-o.

There is a Wilbury school the next town over from mine. Probably where Wilbury groomed his kids.

 

[Sviatoslav]

He may be washed up but I still want Shava back at Zenit Tymo too. Come back, sweet princes!

Edit: I bet you Wilbz can't even pronounce my name

 

[Wilbur]

I am in neither list and my name can be said inside 11 minutes without being a "William Shatner cunt fuck".

I guess I'm alright.

dc89 is still annoying because I always want to put it in capitals like DC but I don't and it hurts me

Thanks. <3

But let's be honest: Schweini is much better than Wil-fucking-bury.

That's a name you give to schools, lame-o.

No. No it's not. You've picked the name of some shit dick rim bottler. Schweini.

SCHWEINI.

Swine

Weiner

Cunt

 

[Broder Salsa]

DerZuhälter is a great name you idiot.

 

[Wilbur]

DerZulhäter is too long to say in real life and confuses me with its umlaut.

Screw you for not putting me on either list!

If your name was just Lego, you'd be in the good list.

 

[jtb]

lol Jason Raize is a fucking terrible name. plz change it back

 

[Fry]

No. No it's not. You've picked the name of some shit dick rim bottler. Schweini.

SCHWEINI.

Swine

Weiner

Cunt

pulga, insult him please. you have the way with the words

 

[Clegg]

Link?

David Johnson &#8207;@KingJonno12 8h

“@Cal90_MUFC: @KingJonno12 where you think Rooney will be playing next season mate?” Germany

This is muppetry at its finest.

 

[Wilbur]

Although I've just seen it means ThePimp

I LIKE IT

He may be washed up but I still want Shava back at Zenit Tymo too. Come back, sweet princes!

Edit: I bet you Wilbz can't even pronounce my name

Svetoslarv or something, I remember it when you did the recording for The Wilbury Tales <3

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Until today, I didn't really understand the hype that Maher got, but today he showed the goods.

 

[TheLucifer]

*Actually making sense*

I'm neither in the first group or in the second. I'm not cool enough.

Spoiler

I hate my username sometimes but I can't think of another one

 

[Lambda Pie]

an anagram for "Wilbury" is "Rub Wily".

rather fitting for this chronic masturbator cunt. stop molesting your own particulars.

 

[Linius]

So, my career with Leicester has begun, first career in FIFA 13 on world class. First order of business was buying Fischer (17) and Denswil (18) from Ajax for little money. Big talents with great potential. Played my first two pre-season games and won 1-0 and 2-4. Fischer scored once and got two assists, he really delivers. Now I'm after Adryan (17) at Flamengo. Need a little mo money though. Also scored this great goal with Nugent (gif).

I think I'm gonna have much fun with this

 

[Wilbur]

pulga, insult him please. you have the way with the words

Pulga will just agree with me, he'll say he'd 'rather eat potpourri out of Jupp Heynckes' disgusting sweaty old man ass crack and then give Lee from Blue a rimjob than name himself Schweini you fucking crusty clit dribbler'

 

[Empty]

lol Jason Raize is a fucking terrible name. plz change it back

yeah probably the worst forum name i've seen. unbelievably bad.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Svetoslarv or something, I remember it when you did the recording for The Wilbury Tales <3

The Wilbury Tales also taught us how to pronounce bjaelke

 

[dc89]

dc89 is still annoying because I always want to put it in capitals like DC but I don't and it hurts me

Well, I'll let you put it in caps. But only you.

 

[Kyoufu]

You forgot Cardoso playing handball twice.



Good luck at the Europa final though, i mean it.

F that. What's "Come on" in Portuguese? Come on Chelsea!

 

[Fry]

Pulga will just agree with me, he'll say he'd 'rather eat potpourri out of Jupp Heynckes' disgusting sweaty old man ass crack and then give Lee from Blue a rimjob than name himself Schweini you fucking crusty clit dribbler'

you were born with a dick in your brain you arsemonger

 

[Wilbur]

I'm neither in the first group or in the second. I'm not cool enough.

Spoiler

I hate my username sometimes but I can't think of another one

If it was just Lucifer, it'd be on the good list brahhhhhh. But The ruins it. RUINS IT.

an anagram for "Wilbury" is "Rub Wily".

rather fitting for this chronic masturbator cunt. stop molesting your own particulars.

loooooooool

An anagram for Lambda Piscium is I Dump Balsamic

 

[Dibbz]

He may be washed up but I still want Shava back at Zenit Tymo too. Come back, sweet princes!

Edit: I bet you Wilbz can't even pronounce my name

Shame he never did find his place back at Arsenal. Never heard about him kicking up a fuss or anything and Wenger had always praised him as being professional but he has to move on now.

 

[Wilbur]

The Wilbury Tales also taught us how to pronounce bjaelke

Beelkyeh

Well, I'll let you put it in caps. But only you.

<3

you were born with a dick in your brain you arsemonger

You were born with the barrel of an AK47 in your favela-dwelling pussy

 

[Broder Salsa]

The Wilbury Tales also taught us how to pronounce bjaelke

Bjælke means a wooden plank.

 

[fadetoblack]

:'[



I actually randomly saw this on twitter earlier lol

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soc...vid-moyes-s-best-and-worst-signings-1.1387500

Ugly fucking tattoos. I feel bad for Miccoli, though. He's the only player on Palermo that always gave everything.

He'll make a great addition to Genoa next year.

You can just see the nandralone in Del Piero.

No one can out dope an Italian.

GTFO

Llorente and Ibra on Juve? Would love that.

PLEASE MARRY

 

[Fry]

Bjaelke means Emil's sex doll.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Look, as fucking shite a name as Schweini is, lets not pretend its even close to the worst name in this thread. There is some fucking usernames of FootyGaffers so bad I would rather drink a gallon of Michael Essien's semen than have as my online nomenclature:

These include:

no fun allowed, FeD.nL, 90TilInfinity, Jason Raize '75 - '04 UGH UGH UGH UGH, AndresCUNT777, Andrefpvs, L1NETT, GQman2121, PrematureQuiche (you fucking banned pussy malevolent), xbhaskarx, ATF487, everthustodeadbeats, Ashes1396, LabouredSubterfuge LOL LOL LOL SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT NAME YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ANDY CARROLL HORSE, DerZuhälter, WAR recon zero, Gareth Bale (just shit)

Good ones include:

Jabo, Arjen, Linius, Anderson, Dibbz, Lightning, Plasma, bud, Wes, Fady K, elsk (rip), Fintan, Kenka, Koko, Charles, Smeghead, Yurt, Pulga, Arnie, Manager, Meier, tolkir, Slizz, Salazar, Requiem, Stubo, me myself and I, Joe, immy, Raptor, Bumhead, Scum

It's very simple. Just have a name I can say out loud in real life without a) talking for 11 minutes and b) being a staccato William Shatner cunt fuck when you have eleven underscores.

Like how? How the fuck do I say FeD.nL out loud? Feddddotenell? It's as fucking tiring on my tongue as licking out Clare Balding would be.

Screw you Willy

 

[pulga]

Look, as fucking shite a name as Schweini is, lets not pretend its even close to the worst name in this thread. There is some fucking usernames of FootyGaffers so bad I would rather drink a gallon of Michael Essien's semen than have as my online nomenclature:

These include:

no fun allowed, FeD.nL, 90TilInfinity, Jason Raize '75 - '04 UGH UGH UGH UGH, AndresCUNT777, Andrefpvs, L1NETT, GQman2121, PrematureQuiche (you fucking banned pussy malevolent), xbhaskarx, ATF487, everthustodeadbeats, Ashes1396, LabouredSubterfuge LOL LOL LOL SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT NAME YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ANDY CARROLL HORSE, DerZuhälter, WAR recon zero, Gareth Bale (just shit)

Good ones include:

Jabo, Arjen, Linius, Anderson, Dibbz, Lightning, Plasma, bud, Wes, Fady K, elsk (rip), Fintan, Kenka, Koko, Charles, Smeghead, Yurt, Pulga, Arnie, Manager, Meier, tolkir, Slizz, Salazar, Requiem, Stubo, me myself and I, Joe, immy, Raptor, Bumhead, Scum

It's very simple. Just have a name I can say out loud in real life without a) talking for 11 minutes and b) being a staccato William Shatner cunt fuck when you have eleven underscores.

Like how? How the fuck do I say FeD.nL out loud? Feddddotenell? It's as fucking tiring on my tongue as licking out Clare Balding would be.

How the fuck did you forget FootballFan? It's the shittiest, shoddiest, most brain numbing username on here! My month old imaginary retarded gerbil could come up with a better name.

Edit: I differ on the Quiche. Always makes me hungry when he posts.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Bjælke means a wooden plank.

Wooden lung and wooden plank huh? You danes love your wood.

Sviatoslav means holy glory.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wooden lung and wooden plank huh? You danes love your wood.

Sviatoslav means holy glory.

Kyoufu means Fear.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bjælke means a wooden plank.

Isn't it something like a beam in construction? It's balk in Dutch

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So, my career with Leicester has begun, first career in FIFA 13 on world class. First order of business was buying Fischer (17) and Denswil (18) from Ajax for little money. Big talents with great potential. Played my first two pre-season games and won 1-0 and 2-4. Fischer scored once and got two assists, he really delivers. Now I'm after Adryan (17) at Flamengo. Need a little mo money though. Also scored this great goal with Nugent (gif).

I think I'm gonna have much fun with this

Buy Memphis Depay from PSV. Dude has the speed and the skill to be a perfect winger. Or Deulofeu from Barca B another super speedy winger.

 

[Wilbur]

Screw you Willy

I liked Baconsaurus.

How the fuck did you forget FootballFan? It's the shittiest, shoddiest, most brain numbing username on here! My month old imaginary retarded gerbil could come up with a better name.

build a bridge you braindead costa rica homestead cunt

 

[Requeim]

Isn't it something like a beam in construction? It's balk in Dutch

Yep, it is.

 

[Ingeniero]

FootballFan and Gareth Bale are the worst user names imo.

No list for me, good.

 

[Wilbur]

BrentonRodgers was funny at first but now I wish the fuck was Mastadon again

 

[Metalmurphy]

F that. What's "Come on" in Portuguese? Come on Chelsea!

Sorry I'm not even that big of a Chelsea fan.

 

[Hixx]

Watching Paolo's pressers is more entertaining than watching us under O'Neill

He is mint

 

[Kyoufu]

FootballFan and Gareth Bale are the worst user names imo.

No list for me, good.

Messi is just as bad.

Someone is named Kun Aguero too. Where's Cristiano Ronaldo at?

Sorry I'm not even that big of a Chelsea fan.

I'm just cheering them because of Lambda's arrogance.

 

[TheLucifer]

If it was just Lucifer, it'd be on the good list brahhhhhh. But The ruins it. RUINS IT.



loooooooool

An anagram for Lambda Piscium is I Dump Balsamic

That was actually my first username, I added the "The" when created my account on the PSN, like on Gaf Lucifer was already taken. ALREADY TAKEN.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Isn't it something like a beam in construction? It's balk in Dutch

Yeah a beam is correct, he wants it to be wooden though.

 

[Salazar]

there's nothing to say that he can handle

- the ego's of superstar players
- the consistency of winning week in/week out
- europe. EUROPE.
- the tactical nous and pragmatism required to win the league

Nice problems to have, innit.

Oh wait, lolerpool.

 

[Timurid]

Timurid is the best name in this thread.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I liked Baconsaurus.

Tssk no one's ever said they like the Tyrannosaurus over the Tyrannosaurus Rex