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[Zabojnik]

you laugh now, but wait until Osvaldo is gone to juve

 

[Hixx]

Phillips is one of the best headers of a ball I've seen, considering how small he is.

 

[Splatt]

Phillips is one of the best headers of a ball I've seen, considering how small he is.

You just reminded me of Tim Cahill...

 

[Clegg]

That was pretty impressive trickery from Zaha.

Turned his marker inside out and put in a good cross.

 

[dalVlatko]

Bad game from Chalobah

 

[Broder Salsa]

THANKS WATFORD AND PALACE FOR MAKING THE BEST GAME OF THE SEASON THE WORST

fuck this shit

So I guess I should be glad I went out and got an icecream instead.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Looks like Palaces game to lose

Watford don't have a real outlet

 

[LFMartins86]

Never knew about that to be honest. Made sense cause he didn't seem all there when he was still with us. But its been two years and we could use his skill, IMO

We could but the question is does he want to come back? Apparently he had the choice to be part of the team this season but he didn´t want to come back to Sporting.

 

[K1LLER7]

They're doubling up on Zaha and he's struggling. He'll have to get used to that and start using his teammates.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Watford to score a 90th minute winner.

 

[Tc91]

Have to produce something early Zaha, that left back is super experienced so them tricks won't fool him.

He'll learn that though when he's playing for us.

 

[pulga]

looooooool why is Arnie banned

 

[Broder Salsa]

looooooool why is Arnie banned

His Benitez worship got too much.

Spoiler

he asked for i think 2 weeks off

 

[Phantast2k]

What happens if no one wins here. Do they redo the game like in FA cup?

 

[Hixx]

What happens if no one wins here. Do they redo the game like in FA cup?

extra time, penalties.

 

[Tc91]

Pass it lad pass it.

 

[pulga]

His Benitez worship got too much.

Spoiler

he asked for i think 2 weeks off

Wouldn't handle the Bayern circle jerk?

It's why I took the weekend off

 

[Meier]

We will just ignore it.

Hope you're right as I love seeing him play, but at some point resolve will be tested. Hopefully for your sake GB can withstand the pressure.

 

[Facism]

His Benitez worship got too much.

Spoiler

he asked for i think 2 weeks off

nothing serious, i hope?

 

[Phantast2k]

extra time, penalties.

Gud.

Also I looked for pic for "wat" and "ford" (for a lame attempt at a joke) and found this under "wat":
[NSFW] http://i.imgur.com/69RzA8x.jpg [NSFW]
(though no clear nudity)

 

[Tc91]

That's more like it Zaha!! Superb ball.

Almunia with a good save.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Useless twat!

I want my money, give me a goal pls.

Wouldn't handle the Bayern circle jerk?

It's why I took the weekend off

They are invading our communal space!

 

[Ushojax]

Cracking save from Almunia.

Hard to see how Watford get through without penalties.

 

[L1NETT]

Almunia decent save lad, hang in there hornets.

 

[Splatt]

Great ball...

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Man open to put a cross in 5 yards away, Zaha does 8 stepovers and it goes out for a throw in

Again much better just there when he actually released it though, some players can be taught composure others will never have a brain

 

[Clegg]

:lol

I'll be watching the Ashes, Lions tour and U21s to tide me over until July.

First Lions match is on Saturday. Won't be a full strength team though. Irish and English Lions will be rested because their domestic finals were only two days ago.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

James Ducker ‏@DuckerTheTimes 1m

Meulensteen set to follow Phelan and Steele out of #MUFC despite offer of youth team role http://thetim.es/113L8i0

:'(

 

[Lunchbox]

:'(

what?

fuck phelan

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Moyes is taking a huuuuuge risk if he changes all the back room team

 

[Phantast2k]

Heh, Ukrainian FC Karpaty put 19 of their 23 players on the transfer list:
http://www.fckarpaty.lviv.ua/en/news/10436/page.html

Thus due to poor sportive performances in the season (14th place in the league table) measures of material influence were imposed on all members of the team.

Also the club decided to sell 19 players.

I think Levan Kenia was a FM wonderkind at some point.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Moyes is taking a huuuuuge risk if he changes all the back room team

Not his choice. He's not getting rid of the staff, they're deciding to leave.

 

[Linius]

Gud.

Also I looked for pic for "wat" and "ford" (for a lame attempt at a joke) and found this under "wat":
[NSFW] http://i.imgur.com/69RzA8x.jpg [NSFW]
(though no clear nudity)

I just saw two elephants having sex with tourists on their back, which also gave me a 'wat' reaction.

[NSFW]http://i.imgur.com/2quZoG1.jpg[NSFW]

 

[Jeff Albertson]

If Zaha scored there the commentators would have wanked themselves to death

 

[dc89]

That's crap by Zaha. How much was he bought for?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Holy fuck I thought that was there for a moment.

 

[Phantast2k]

I just saw two elephants having sex with tourists on their back, which also gave me a 'wat' reaction.

[NSFW]http://i.imgur.com/2quZoG1.jpg[NSFW]

Not bad.

Zaha doesn't seem all that talented.

/good save

 

[LanceVance]

:'(

Phelan stealing everyone to create his own superclub

 

[Clegg]

Rene was a coach with the first team. Why the fuck was he offered a job with the youth team? That's basically a demotion. He was a youth team coach during his first stint with us and worked but then transitioned to the first team.

Big blow for United.

 

[L1NETT]

If Zaha scored there the commentators would have wanked themselves to death

This.

Every touch he gets they get so excited. "ohh great touch by Zaha"

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That's crap by Zaha. How much was he bought for?

Just over half a Milner.

 

[Mr Cola]

Less than half a Milner.

And a third of a Carrol

 

[pulga]

Useless twat!

I want my money, give me a goal pls.



They are invading our communal space!

That was genuinely fucking amazing haha

Got loads of catching up to do

 

[Tc91]

Andy Goldstein MBE ‏@andygoldstein05
Whoever wins this needs to spend at least half the £120m to stay up.

Lord Sugar ‏@Lord_Sugar
Play off final. Both these teams will have no chance in the PL. Very poor quality of play

I think those tweets are really unfair on these teams, HUGE rewards are up for grabs here.

 

[dc89]

Less than half a Milner.

Not surprised. Milner is actually decent.

 

[LanceVance]

That's crap by Zaha. How much was he bought for?

About half of what Milner cost

Edit: fu laboured

 

[bud]

the football united were playing with a dutch coach was already quite bad.
now imagine how much worse it'll be now that they'll be coached by a bunch of brits.

and this time around, there won't be any trophies either.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I'd like us to sign Aaron Wilbraham - said no man ever!

 

[Clegg]

the football united were playing with a dutch coach was already quite bad.
now imagine how much worse it'll be now that they'll be coached by a bunch of brits.

and this time around, there won't be any trophies either.

I can smell your desperation.

Smells like Wenger tears.

 

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