Oh boy has listening to Man City and watching
them lose sent me into a fucking huge rant.
Reasons why I fucking hate Man City, and I'm
actually gonna sit here and think this through, here
we go;
- You spend £100m on players.
- You spend over £500m in 5 seasons.
- You claim the power in Manchester has shifted.
- You say you have the best team on the planet.
- You say Pellergrini is a top manager when you
were singing about him in the cup final slagging
him off.
- You sing to Chelsea where were you when you
were shit, yet you done the exact same thing in
football.
- You claim Joe Hart is better than De Gea even
though he just cocked up for the 1500 time this
year.
- You can't beat a big team without Kompany.
- You sing about Phil Jones whilst he's getting
England caps, playing for United & being tipped to
be future England captain.
- You sign players like Jack Rodwell, Scott Sinclair &
Richard Wright.
- You ruin players careers.
- Your manager looks like a nutsack.
- You sell all your young talents to splash cash on
current players.
- Your fans are shite.
- You can't fill a pub never mind the Etihad.
- Your stadium sold out ONCE, and it was a good
gig by Robbie Williams.
- You have about 2 legends in your history.
- You're only here because of money.
- You bought the league.
- Your burgers are a fucking rip off.
- The Moon isn't even fucking blue.
- You have a new squad every season.
- You claim your 1 title was better than our 13
because of the way you won it, not that we done
the exact same in the Champions League final or
anything.
- You sack any manager that doesn't win anything.
- You claim Old Trafford is a poor ground when
infact it has a 5* rating from Uefa where as the
only 5* thing about the Etihad is how clean it is,
because no one fucking goes.
- You're from Stockport.
- You claim to be a big club, no, Arsenal United &
Liverpool are the 3 biggest clubs in England.
- Nottingham Forest are bigger than you.
- Your fans are homosexuals.
- You sacked Joe Royle after he got your club out
of a mess.
- You stole the Poznan and claimed you done it first
when infact Poznan & Celtic have been doing it for
a long time.
- You get rejected by real talents, Kaka & Van
Persie to name a few.
- You claim we buy the league when in 5 seasons
you've already spent more than Sir Alex ever did in
26 years.
- The only treble you will ever see is ours.
- You mock Munich yet a Manchester City fellow
was on that plane and died.
- You take Bananas to your ground, what the fuck
for?
- Your Women are shocking.
- The 6-1 defeat is the only derby day memorabilia
you have ever had.
- You took 100,000 people to your FIRST Premier
League title parade where as after the 13th time
Man United still turn up with 750,000 to see the
parade.
- I just don't like you.
Man United make their worst start for 20+ years,
change our manager for the first time in 27 years,
we're sitting in 8th. Now we are still only 2 points
off Man City whilst they sit in 7th.
You will NEVER over take Man United and that my
little blue spunk bubbles, is a FACT!