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[arkon]

Sounds like City are battling Barca for a 14-year old kid at Malaga named Brahim Abdelkader Diaz (just referred to as Brahim). Barca has been after him for ages officially in terms of failed bids but City have been scouting him for 2 years. Mancini is hoping his relationship with Malaga will make it happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jDHOTpmg0 -- Highlight video of him.. dat goal right at the beginning. Sheesh.

He's still working for you guys?

edit: Brahim's a great name.

 

[Yurt]

 

[Fergie]

Real and Juve love.

Pulga redeemed.

 

[KidA Seven]

i need a magic harry potter spell to make moyes nd the team good again

 

[Rad-]

If you saw Jose and Rafa standing together on the touchline, you knew you could pick the winner.

He just ripping into Rafa, god damn.

I remember my shock and awe seeing Dion Dublin coming out of the shower. I mean, it was just magnificent.

lol

 

[PrematureQuiche]

You were right, 50 mins in and I knew exactly what was going in. It wasn't until

Spoiler

Hector 3 showed up

that things got interesting.

I need to check my family history, maybe I'm somehow related to Quiche. Half this thread is

only just seen this! but if you want in add me on Steam and I can probably let you share. Just know that a few people are on it already so you might not always get to play. Most of them play in offline mode cause then they don't get in others way lol.

Edit - I guess this applies to anyone who wants in.

 

[Hixx]

Sounds like Wes Brown will start in the derby. Be his first competitive game in 21 months.

He'll be injured after 21 minutes.

 

[Marc]

Yo, long time lurker, first time poster in the football thread. Predictions for the CL tonight?

Always watch the English teams so between Arsenal and Chelsea. Probably Arsenal since its the bigger game, but depends on the line ups. Think both English clubs will win, Chelsea to maybe struggle a bit more due to playing away.


As for Fergie, will be very interesting times from his book. Could damage the club a fair bit potentially. Find it odd his comments on Lampard when he was going on about how he wanted him at united after breaking the club record and it was a big regret not getting him from the hammers. As for international level, Lampard has scored against Spain, Brazil, Germany (a fair few ), Portugal, France... basically all the top teams he has faced except Argentina. Plus his match winning % against united was pretty damn good from what I remember. And I am sure Fergie used to say if he could pick a player from any other team he would pick Gerrard. Doesn't line up with his public statements previous to this.

 

[Meier]

He's still working for you guys?

edit: Brahim's a great name.

Oops! Freudian slip. I agree it is a great name though.

 

[Yurt]

Welcome Marc!

-

Ozilove

Ozil has delivered the most assists in the Champions League since 2010/11.

 

[Mastadon]

Yo, long time lurker, first time poster in the football thread. Predictions for the CL tonight?

Always watch the English teams so between Arsenal and Chelsea. Probably Arsenal since its the bigger game, but depends on the line ups. Think both English clubs will win, Chelsea to maybe struggle a bit more due to playing away.


As for Fergie, will be very interesting times from his book. Could damage the club a fair bit potentially. Find it odd his comments on Lampard when he was going on about how he wanted him at united after breaking the club record and it was a big regret not getting him from the hammers. As for international level, Lampard has scored against Spain, Brazil, Germany (a fair few ), Portugal, France... basically all the top teams he has faced except Argentina. Plus his match winning % against united was pretty damn good from what I remember. And I am sure Fergie used to say if he could pick a player from any other team he would pick Gerrard. Doesn't line up with his public statements previous to this.

Welcome, who do you support?

 

[Dibbz]

Any interesting quotes regarding RVP transfer in Frogies book?

 

[Franklin]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

 

[Mastadon]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

This is my favourite post ever.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/icDAk.gif[/IMG]

 

[arkon]

I guess that's Wilbury's alt account then.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

I guess that's Wilbury's alt account then.

Exactly what I was going to say! :looooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[rvy]

Stupid watermarks on that video.

The fuck are you doing, kid? I swear that if they were passing the ball to each other instead of shooting I'd claim this was Wenger's child. I'll just claim he's an unsmart Neymar this way.

 

[Marc]

Welcome, who do you support?

I support football. [/clicherubbish]



Don't have a club unfortunately, just support England at all levels, although I have to admit the last ten years or so have been trying my patience. Grew up south east London with family on the hammers side, millwall, charlton, some spurs fans, mates mostly Arsenal and some local teams. Never got into any of them, always ended up just supporting individual English players who I thought could go on to the national side.


Cheers Yurt and Mastadon for the welcome.

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Welcome Marc and Franklin

I'm guessing they've just released a new wave of Juniors.

 

[Fergie]

Yo, long time lurker, first time poster in the football thread. Predictions for the CL tonight?

Always watch the English teams so between Arsenal and Chelsea. Probably Arsenal since its the bigger game, but depends on the line ups. Think both English clubs will win, Chelsea to maybe struggle a bit more due to playing away.


As for Fergie, will be very interesting times from his book. Could damage the club a fair bit potentially. Find it odd his comments on Lampard when he was going on about how he wanted him at united after breaking the club record and it was a big regret not getting him from the hammers. As for international level, Lampard has scored against Spain, Brazil, Germany (a fair few ), Portugal, France... basically all the top teams he has faced except Argentina. Plus his match winning % against united was pretty damn good from what I remember. And I am sure Fergie used to say if he could pick a player from any other team he would pick Gerrard. Doesn't line up with his public statements previous to this.

Well, well. Welcome.

Being a lurker will help get accustomed to the good/bad banter around here.

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

Welcome, what an entrance.

 

[Yurt]

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 21m
Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 21m
Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 21m
Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 21m
Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 21m
Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.

DEAD

 

[Peco]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Just about to post that Ronaldo tweet. So good.

 

[LFMartins86]

And there goes our chance to reach the World Cup. Ronaldo to be arrested for pedophilia in the next few hours.

 

[Hixx]

"Ferguson also dares suggest that Michael Owen became a better player once he had joined Manchester United and dismisses the qualities of Kenny Dalglish signings’ Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson and Andy Carroll."

Then why did he try to sign him 6 months before he joined Liverpool?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

|OT9| Boys Underwear Competition, it's been a real pleasure

 

[bud]

 

[IceCold]

Quick, someone post the Ronaldo bulge reaction gif.

 

[Meier]

DEAD

LOL, it looks like that has been deleted. The original tweet about the competition is up though.. how bizarre.

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 9 Oct
My CR7 Boys Underwear Competition is now live. I’ll meet the winner in Madrid! Show your support and participate here http://on.fb.me/GNgG8X

Also, the account is actually replying to tweets. Surely that isn't actually him and it's just some random Madrid employee answering on his behalf? There's no attribution either way.

Edit: It's back.. with the same wording.

Cristiano Ronaldo ‏@Cristiano 54s
Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.

 

[bud]

 

[pulga]

Goddamnit Wilbury, you've even more obvious than elsk :lolololol

PSG ruined my plan of the Pogba-Adnan future on FM.

Signed him for £33m.

Don't worry, the dream will come true at the city of Torino

 

[bjaelke]

"Ferguson also dares suggest that Michael Owen became a better player once he had joined Manchester United and dismisses the qualities of Kenny Dalglish signings’ Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson and Andy Carroll."

Then why did he try to sign him 6 months before he joined Liverpool?

Old people tend to forget stuff.

Gerrard, writes Ferguson in his autobiography, “was not a top top player”.

Ferguson did admit, however, that United were interested in buying Gerrard at the time he almost joined Chelsea in 2005.

 

[Meier]

I'm dying here.

Shatner's thread title suggestion and the bud Ronnie emoticon post.. so good. I'm close to tears. Not to mention the weird Zaha fanfiction.

 

[OceanicAir]

Can someone please explain to me what made Gravity so amazing? I mean it was beautiful to look at but the entire movie was beyond predictable.

 

[KidA Seven]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

Is that from /sp/? It is.

 

[rvy]

Gerrard, writes Ferguson in his autobiography, “was not a top top player”.

You can't deny it, lol. Fergie said it. It's fact now.

 

[Tc91]

Found this on Twitter

His highest stat is bravery, didn't he throw up in a friendly from being tackled?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Fergie might have been definitely was drunk while writing the autobiography.

 

[bud]

bravery 14, hahahaha.

i can't explain why but that stat's killing me.

 

[KidA Seven]

"Ferguson also dares suggest that Michael Owen became a better player once he had joined Manchester United and dismisses the qualities of Kenny Dalglish signings’ Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson and Andy Carroll."

Then why did he try to sign him 6 months before he joined Liverpool?

He didn't suggest that Owen became a better player with United. He said that if he played with United from the start of his career instead of Liverpool, he would have been a better player than he turned out to be.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

only just seen this! but if you want in add me on Steam and I can probably let you share. Just know that a few people are on it already so you might not always get to play. Most of them play in offline mode cause then they don't get in others way lol.

Edit - I guess this applies to anyone who wants in.

We'll talk business on steam.

 

[Yen]

Gerrard's 100 League Goals

 

[Tim the Wiz]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Some of these Ferguson quotes sound more like trolling, contrarian and attention-seeking soundbites to convince neutrals to buy his book, rather than genuine opinions

Managed to cancel that TV and order the cheaper one for basically £257.50

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Some of these Ferguson quotes sound more like trolling, contrarian and attention-seeking soundbites to convince neutrals to buy his book, rather than genuine opinions

Managed to cancel that TV and order the cheaper one for basically £257.50

You should come on Steam and I can set up Family Sharing for you seeing as you only have like 10 or so games

 

[Sviatoslav]

i just lit a candle to help Zenit overcome Porto.

praise be the Hulk, the Danny and the Holy Witsel.

amen.

Witsel is suspended due to the injustica red card from the last game.

But the sentiment is greatly appreciated.

 

[Yurt]

‘Its not what it looks like!’ Lauren Moyes struggled to make an excuse as to why she was in her fathers bed, gorging on the meat of Wilfried Zaha. ‘Oooh lassy, I think its exactly what it looks like’, mumbled David, barely able to stutter out the words, such was his shock at coming home from a hard day figuring out the Japanese for ‘Sorry but Welbeck is better’ to find such a horrid scene. He looked into Zahas eyes and mumbled ‘What do you have to say for yourself?’ Zaha looked back at him. ‘I’m sorry gaffer. I’ll do anything to make it up to you’

Davids eyes lit up. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and immediately got onto his knees and began to drool over the young wingers groin. ‘Lauren’, he gestured. ‘I want you to see this, there are plenty of things that I can teach you’. As he spat over Zahas privates, his daughter watched open mouthed. ‘The first thing you need to learn is that the spit from the mouth of a 50 year old Scottish football manager is more effective as lubricant when the mouth is dry from screaming. It’s the main reason I am so vocal on the touchline’. He began eagerly pulling Zaha, who at this stage was unable to control his erection. ‘Oh Wilfried’, he began to joke, ‘This is going to be like your 2 England caps. You don’t deserve it, it won’t last long, but its happening because you play for Manchester United’. As he finished his sentence he started to kiss Zahas shaft and playfully asked him for the length of his hard on. ‘Well boss’, replied Zaha, ‘When I’m semi aroused, like now, its an inch for every year of contract United have given you’. David laughed. ‘Is that right? Well, why don’t we see if I can get myself a contract extension’. He giggled, and began to slurp on Zaha harder and more excitedly than he had ever done before.

David threw his head up and down as he sucked. Wilfrieds sexuality, in that moment, was more confused than the nationality of Adnan Januzaj. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying his managers services. Even more confused was Lauren Moyes. She looked into her fathers eyes, and rather than seeing the man who had forced her to go to bed early every night so he could compile tactical notes on playing defensive football, she saw the man who she wanted to suck Wilfried Zaha off with. She jumped down onto the wingers monument and began to suck as well. At this point, Zaha could take no more, and he immediately ejaculated over his manager and his lover. And Lauren. David just laughed. ‘Oh Wilfried. If you can’t handle getting doubled up on how do you expect to make it as a winger?’ The three shared a laugh at Davids hilarious joke and their special moment was finally over.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You should come on Steam and I can set up Family Sharing for you seeing as you only have like 10 or so games

Wouldn't I have to get off as soon as you tried doing anythin on Steam?


Anyone else gonna treat BF4 single player like it doesn;t exist?

 

[bjaelke]

Wouldn't I have to get off as soon as you tried doing anythin on Steam?


Anyone else gonna treat BF4 single player like it doesn;t exist?

I'll play it just to beat the dog.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Wouldn't I have to get off as soon as you tried doing anythin on Steam?


Anyone else gonna treat BF4 single player like it doesn;t exist?

With that last trailer I'm intrigued.

I went back to see which reviews dissed the SP of BF3 and not to my surprise only Giant Bomb's review was the one that felt spot on.