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FRIDAY NIGHT [OT] - Official NeoGAF Weekend Kickoff

Putonahappyface

Putonahappyface

Gold Member
John Marston said:
Happay Friday!
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ÆMNE22A!C

ÆMNE22A!C

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Watch The Whale at the KJ after party.

Forgot it was directed by Darren Aronofsky.

Very intense. Don't know or care regarding it's concensus in relation to how it was (criticality/generally) received. It had it's flaws somewhat but in any case amazing performances and I truly loved Fraser's character/demeanor.

That ending.. 🥹
 
ÆMNE22A!C

ÆMNE22A!C

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Last day started so nice, being out and about trying and achieving my goal of finding and drugging my gift for our dear friend kanjobazooie kanjobazooie in preparation for his party.

I felt so honoured to be invited so I put my best drip on..



Sure. I knew KJ was a little, well... let's say "off".
But that is, or rather was part of his charm.

I mean come on, he's so wholesome and has such a great sense of humor!

....Little did I know I was being groomed all this time and sharing such memorabele times together; a brother from another mother type shit!

I can't remember much about last night aside from savoring his homemade lemonade and TIDBITS.

Luckily I woke up from a hazy fucked up fever dream on my friend's couch.. Looking like this..



Don't get me wrong, these are tears of joy*

Whatever happens in KJ's Crib stays in KJ's Crib.

*Disappointment
 
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kanjobazooie

kanjobazooie

Mouse Ball Fetishist
22:22:22 said:
Last day started so nice, being out and about trying and achieving my goal of finding and drugging my gift for our dear friend kanjobazooie kanjobazooie in preparation for his party.

I felt so honoured to be invited so I put my best drip on..



Sure. I knew KJ was a little, well... let's say "off".
But that is, or rather was part of his charm.

I mean come on, he's so wholesome and has such a great sense of humor!

....Little did I know I was being groomed all this time we shared such memorabele times together; a mother from another mother type shit!

I can't remember much about last night aside from savoring his homemade lemonade and TIDBITS.

Luckily I woke up from a hazy fucked up fever dream on my friend's couch.. Looking like this..



Don't get me wrong, these are tears of joy*

Whatever happens on KJ's Crib stays in KJ's Crib.

*Disappointment
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John Marston

John Marston

GAF's very own treasure goblin
22:22:22 said:
Last day started so nice, being out and about trying and achieving my goal of finding and drugging my gift for our dear friend kanjobazooie kanjobazooie in preparation for his party.

I felt so honoured to be invited so I put my best drip on..

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Sure. I knew KJ was a little, well... let's say "off".
But that is, or rather was part of his charm.

I mean come on, he's so wholesome and has such a great sense of humor!

....Little did I know I was being groomed all this time we shared such memorabele times together; a mother from another mother type shit!

I can't remember much about last night aside from savoring his homemade lemonade and TIDBITS.

Luckily I woke up from a hazy fucked up fever dream on my friend's couch.. Looking like this..

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Don't get me wrong, these are tears of joy*

Whatever happens in KJ's Crib stays in KJ's Crib.

*Disappointment
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Straight out of a David Lynch movie just fabulous 😄
 
DragoonKain

DragoonKain

Neighbours from Hell
So to get an idea of how lazy he is. He's a paycheck to paycheck guy. Always has been his whole life. So any money is a lot to him. Some years back the Treasury Dept was reimbursing people. I told him to look up his name to see if he was owed money. He didn't feel like doing it because he didn't want to get his laptop out to look it up because he's lazy as shit. So I looked it up for him. He was owed $400. He had to fill out some papers and get them notarized(I forget why the latter, but doesn't matter). He was too lazy to get them notarized so I got them notarized for him. He just had to sign the papers and mail them. It took him over a year to walk to the nearest mailbox two city blocks away to mail it because he was too lazy.

He has failed to register for his insurance several times in his life because he didn't feel like doing it and missed the deadline.

He once blew off a job interview that a friend got him that would've had him make way more money than he ever made in his life because he didn't feel like getting out of bed at 6 am to make it in time.

I could go on with countless stories, but that's just a primer.

Anyway, his foot has been bothering him. He said he can barely walk. He kept putting off going to the doctor because he didn't feel like it. What else is new. He finally did several months later and got an x-ray. He was supposed to follow up with the doctor to get the x-ray results. He never did. He just goes "I'll get to it, I'll get to it" and then two weeks will go by and I'll ask him if he's called the doctor yet and it's just "Nah, haven't gotten to it yet." So anyway one day he woke up and it had gotten so bad even he couldn't put it off anymore. He went to the emergency room and they x-ray'd it and they told him he had a fracture. And he probably always had one but him walking around on it for so long without following up with his doctors made it worse and now he needs surgery(plate and screws).

He's at home resting until he consults with his surgeon. He ordered some stuff on Amazon. We were texting and he's like yeah my package is here. I asked him later what he ordered, he responded "I haven't gotten them yet." Now maybe it's just me, but when I'm home and a package is delivered I make sure to get it immediately. Just in case someone steals it or whatever. Like any normal person would. Several hours had gone by and he hadn't gotten it. Next day I asked. He said he still hadn't gotten them yet. All this task requires is for him to go to his front door, open the door, and get it. Asked him the day after that. He said he still hasn't gotten it yet. I was like dude I'm not your fucking dad but stop being a lazy fuck and go out and get your fucking package. Who lets a package sit out front of their house for 3 days because they're too lazy to open a fucking door and get it? I guess that motivated him to go get it, so he did... package wasn't there, it was stolen. I was like jesus fucking christ this guy.

It's both hilarious and infuriating. He gives me stories to tell for ages, but it simultaneously drives me up a wall. And I know him. He'll be too lazy to call Amazon to get a refund, so he's just going to end up eating that money on items he never got.
 
ÆMNE22A!C

ÆMNE22A!C

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DragoonKain said:
So to get an idea of how lazy he is. He's a paycheck to paycheck guy. Always has been his whole life. So any money is a lot to him. Some years back the Treasury Dept was reimbursing people. I told him to look up his name to see if he was owed money. He didn't feel like doing it because he didn't want to get his laptop out to look it up because he's lazy as shit. So I looked it up for him. He was owed $400. He had to fill out some papers and get them notarized(I forget why the latter, but doesn't matter). He was too lazy to get them notarized so I got them notarized for him. He just had to sign the papers and mail them. It took him over a year to walk to the nearest mailbox two city blocks away to mail it because he was too lazy.

He has failed to register for his insurance several times in his life because he didn't feel like doing it and missed the deadline.

He once blew off a job interview that a friend got him that would've had him make way more money than he ever made in his life because he didn't feel like getting out of bed at 6 am to make it in time.

I could go on with countless stories, but that's just a primer.

Anyway, his foot has been bothering him. He said he can barely walk. He kept putting off going to the doctor because he didn't feel like it. What else is new. He finally did several months later and got an x-ray. He was supposed to follow up with the doctor to get the x-ray results. He never did. He just goes "I'll get to it, I'll get to it" and then two weeks will go by and I'll ask him if he's called the doctor yet and it's just "Nah, haven't gotten to it yet." So anyway one day he woke up and it had gotten so bad even he couldn't put it off anymore. He went to the emergency room and they x-ray'd it and they told him he had a fracture. And he probably always had one but him walking around on it for so long without following up with his doctors made it worse and now he needs surgery(plate and screws).

He's at home resting until he consults with his surgeon. He ordered some stuff on Amazon. We were texting and he's like yeah my package is here. I asked him later what he ordered, he responded "I haven't gotten them yet." Now maybe it's just me, but when I'm home and a package is delivered I make sure to get it immediately. Just in case someone steals it or whatever. Like any normal person would. Several hours had gone by and he hadn't gotten it. Next day I asked. He said he still hadn't gotten them yet. All this task requires is for him to go to his front door, open the door, and get it. Asked him the day after that. He said he still hasn't gotten it yet. I was like dude I'm not your fucking dad but stop being a lazy fuck and go out and get your fucking package. Who lets a package sit out front of their house for 3 days because they're too lazy to open a fucking door and get it? I guess that motivated him to go get it, so he did... package wasn't there, it was stolen. I was like jesus fucking christ this guy.

It's both hilarious and infuriating. He gives me stories to tell for ages, but it simultaneously drives me up a wall. And I know him. He'll be too lazy to call Amazon to get a refund, so he's just going to end up eating that money on items he never got.
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Not enough context regarding your friend's character in it's whole to do a armchair psycho analysis (still did with the little I had, can't help myself and thus won't share) Who cares anyways.

He must be a very good and likable person sans the "laziness" for you to check in and help him.

Or.. You're just an inherently great guy in general reading your post and how much you care in such a degree.

Either way and or anyway thanks for sharing. I could feel the frustration whilst reading.

Hrk69 said:
Apparently I became lactose intolerant overnight
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Happens to me every time every time I see four different birds within an one minute time span.

Seriously though, keep yourself in check and take action when your symptoms amplifies.

I'm still sick. Happy Moonday!

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DragoonKain

DragoonKain

Neighbours from Hell
Had new neighbors move in next door. More car shenanigans, but not as bad as the last guy. There's like 4 of them that seem to all be roommates and they have this Dodge Challenger. Everyday they gather around the car and admire it and one of them gets in and revs the engine a bunch of times and they all just stand outside the car looking totally giddy, then the car backs out of the driveway and speeds down the street at full speed and the rest record it on their phones smiling and giggling like a 9 year old watching David Blaine do magic tricks.

This happens about 3 times per day.
 
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Hrk69

Hrk69

Member
DragoonKain said:
Who lets a package sit out front of their house for 3 days because they're too lazy to open a fucking door and get it?
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The real question is why packages are being left outside, I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would just leave stuff outside and hope for the best. It seems so careless. You are basically asking for your package to be stolen.

Here (in The Netherlands) we got a pretty secure system for packages.
 
ÆMNE22A!C

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Ok ok I live in an appartment, an old one, only 3 stories high and from the front entrance it's just a 30° slope to reach the respective stories.

And it's not like I'm ordering fridges or washing machines.

Luckily I live on the level with the most normal lol people so I trust them taking a package for me.

But when I'm home (since the asocial behavior started) and my bell rings and hear "pakketjuh" I buzz the door open and immediately walk out on the balustrade and see how long they're taking.

If it's in 'n out I know they just tossed my order in de corner beneath the mailboxes.

Happened recently with 160€ Headphones.

These delivery companies like DHL/POST NL/UPS etc REALLY need a customer service questionnaire email to rate their service. If that's implemented It's super easy for them to evaluate their workers. Positively and ... well you get my point. It's has come to a point where I go out of my way to explicitly thank those that come to my door & almost want to tip them lmao. Fucking sad.

Although I thank the good ones anyway.

/rant
 
Big Baller

Big Baller

Al Pachinko, Konami President
Yeah, I live in a flat too. They expect us to come down to the main entrance, which we do but it takes a couple of minutes. But sometimes they dont have the patience and are like fuck it. Thats why I usually choose for a pick-up point.
 
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Bloobs said:
Yeah, I live in a flat too. They expect us to come down to the main entrance, which we do but it takes a couple of minutes. But sometimes they dont have the patience and are like fuck it. Thats why I usually choose for a pick-up point.
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Maybe they have a quota to catch in regards to their pay but come on..

If so yeah be fast af but don't think everybody is ordering pillows from AliExp.

Most don't give a single fuck.
 
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