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ÆMNE22A!C

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Like, I've been working nonstop this year. A month of rest and relaxation.

I don't know what to do with my free time either. I'm not a workaholic. I just work towards financial stability.

Everyone asks me where I'm going to go. I'm like fuck y'all, do you know how tired I am from this year? I'm not going to spend all my money so I can come back to rinse and repeat the torture again. Crazy mofos.

I'm just going to lose some weight, I guess.

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ÆMNE22A!C

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Probably shouldn't say this and I'd never actually will... you know. But... There are some similarities I can resonate with Bat(e)man's dissociative symptoms.

That's in the past although it'll pop up once a while.

 Not the ultra violation mind you. Or do I..

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Then again, there must be many. It's a crazy world and most are acting as if it's normal. Eons of conditioning will do that to the subconscious psyche I reckon.

Or does it? Who knows.

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Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Who’s got plans for Halloween? I like to bring my nord keyboard and amp outside and play spooky organ music for all the trick-or-treaters in the neighborhood. And anytime I see a kid with a gaming-related costume, I try to improvise a spooky version of a song from their game. 👻
 

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Who’s got plans for Halloween? I like to bring my nord keyboard and amp outside and play spooky organ music for all the trick-or-treaters in the neighborhood. And anytime I see a kid with a gaming-related costume, I try to improvise a spooky version of a song from their game. 👻
Nothing too spooky here, but a local pizza joint has a special for Halloween, which is buy 1, get 1 free. 😊

So yeah , I'll be getting even more fatter tonight. :(

Oh well 😌
 

V1LÆM

Gold Member
Halloween is over. It's now Christmas.
I’ve been seeing Christmas shit advertised for the last month or so. It’s a fucking joke. People need to get a grip. There is no need to be thinking about Christmas at the arse end of September.

As I get older I find that Christmas makes me more angry. I loved that time of year… lots of holidays, no work, chilling, and getting fat and drunk. But it’s being ruined with all the bullshit and expectations. I avoid buying presents and when I do it’s just something simple. Most people will just get a card from me or money. I’m not going to try find good presents for them. I’m not going to 40 fucking different parties either.

Just fucking leave me alone. All I want to do at Christmas is stay at home and do fuck all except stuff my face with food and drown my sorrows in alcohol.

And you get these people who think they are hilarious saying shit like aww it won’t be long to Christmas again on fucking Boxing Day. You’re no fucking funny. I’ll kick your arse into yesterday if you want. Don’t even get me started on new year….

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V1LÆM

Gold Member
lol I do like a good pizza but people are so snobby about it. It's not that good.

anyone who says "you can't put that on pizza... what's wrong with you!?" or "urgh im useless until I have my coffee." fuuuck off lol.

coffee and pizza people are the worst :messenger_tears_of_joy:

I am a simple man. give me a potato and I'm happy.
 

Big Baller

Al Pachinko, Konami President
So by deducting your post is it a reach to conclude that hence all Italians are hipsters? Quite the generalization my dear brother.

Calling GymWolf GymWolf

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PS: That person is not me

Fuck em I dont like Italians with their small ass cups. You ask for a lungo and still get a tiny coffee. Give me a proper cup of JOE

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ÆMNE22A!C

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
lol I do like a good pizza but people are so snobby about it. It's not that good.

anyone who says "you can't put that on pizza... what's wrong with you!?" or "urgh im useless until I have my coffee." fuuuck off lol.

coffee and pizza people are the worst :messenger_tears_of_joy:

I am a simple man. give me a potato and I'm happy.

I'll echo your post; fuck pretentious ass in general but in specific food snobs.

Eat what you like.

Doesn't mean there's levels though. Just don't be an ass about it.

Perfect example:



Amazing person.
Such a wholesome dude.
 
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V1LÆM

Gold Member
just tanned a full tube of pringles! that’s my breakfast and lunch :messenger_tears_of_joy: I’m still hungry … there’s a big pack of hot chilli crisps but I’ll keep them for another day.

going to relax in bed and listen to some tunes. probably will fall asleep.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
lol I do like a good pizza but people are so snobby about it. It's not that good.

anyone who says "you can't put that on pizza... what's wrong with you!?" or "urgh im useless until I have my coffee." fuuuck off lol.

coffee and pizza people are the worst :messenger_tears_of_joy:

I am a simple man. give me a potato and I'm happy.

Have you ever met someone that does CrossFit or owns a Yeti cooler?
 

ÆMNE22A!C

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
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You're a good boy 🫶🏼

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Son, seeing your doing so well in that zesty ass cave now, what's it been.. 4 months? Can't remember it's been a hot minute. Maybe longer seeing that pasty and weak face of yours.

But, I digress.

As a token for only getting weekly meals.. Man, .. that stale bread and sewage water must've been tough.

You wear it like the zesty warrior you are lil boy of mine.

Ahh! That just reminded me of your next punishment; to the mines your off upon the arrival of the new moon.

Here, as a token of fatherly proudness and joy, you, yes YOU! Can use my.....

👑 GOLDEN BIDET 💩

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Only once and no the shackles stay on.

Sincerely,

Daddy.
 
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