kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
A broken record for a broken soul
A broken record for a broken soul
Stop getting bannedI'm not dead yet!
I swear I will behave this time.... I'm surely on my last warning
I swear I will behave this time.... I'm surely on my last warning
I had a nightmare the other night where I was in my bathroom and my mirror smashed and I had huge chunks of glass stuck in my arms, chest, face, and legs. So I don't like these photos.So. I had the best morning in yeaaaaaars!
So tranquil that I felt the need for mowing my not existing lawn.
So anyways, I walk to my kitchen to brew some delicious coffee when I half way glanced into my bathroom...
My shower curtain had fallen due to the weight of a drenched big towel I used during the heavy rainfall last night to keep my carpet dry.
(balcony door was open and the direction of the was as such that the wind made the rain come inside a bit)
So I hung it over the shower curtain's steel rod (?).
No biggie right. Wrong.
One of my bathroom mirror grips/handle is broken. Which is fine. I don't touch it besides cleaning.
But I digress.
I pick up the rod to put it in place and simultaneously pushed the mirror exactly to the side of the missing grip. No further explanation needed I reckon.
Mind you i was awake for about 1 minute in a blissful state of lawnmowing tranquility:
Bonus: The day before yesterday my showerhead fell and broke. Could fix it though.
I think im cursed.
get yourself an electric toothbrush!
haha "nut"
Coco nut & and abnond is my favorite
I had a nightmare the other night where I was in my bathroom and my mirror smashed and I had huge chunks of glass stuck in my arms, chest, face, and legs. So I don't like these photos.
I think im cursed.
ÆMNE22A!C there's still hope, but you better have a shovel and some late-night free time:
"According to superstition, breaking a mirror results in seven years of bad luck. The only way to counteract this is to remove the broken pieces from the house and bury them under moonlight."
So is this thread an all week thing now?
What did I do? I'm just asking lol. I think you'll find that I once asked for this FRIDAY thread to carry on to Saturday and Sunday! So I'm cool with it.... I'm happy to see it becoming more active throughout the week!It's a celebratory thread of Holy Friday.
Also
It's cool, it's the internet.You came across as complaining. Not sure why my brain interpreted your comment as such.
And fuck yeah it should be...
"GAF'S WONDROUS WEEKEND OT"
Or something.
My sincere apologies
I hate texting/messaging people because I am constantly thinking about how it might be interpreted. If you're talking through text on the internet you need to make it obvious what you're trying to say so emojis do help a lot. If I'm being sarcastic I'll type /s or if i'm joking i'll add a but I'm a dumb stupid human so I fuck up things a lot.Yup.
Text based communication has it's downsides, in this case interpretation.
It's also why I tend you use emojis to give my text some tone/whatever.
IRL I rather call or videocall.
So is this thread an all week thing now?
Tear it out to rebuild it?We need rain but I am selfishly wanting nice weather so I can tear out my deck this weekend.
We need rain but I am selfishly wanting nice weather so I can tear out my deck this weekend.
Tear it out to get new siding. We’re going to convert it to a patio instead of another deck.Tear it out to rebuild it?
On edibles I presume.
Do you mean the degrees outside or the number of reactions?If we get to 100 I’ll do it in the nude
Do you mean the degrees outside or the number of reactions?
200 and we'll have a party.If we get to 100 I’ll do it in the nude
I don’t charge for those kinds of parties. Just bring some snacks for the interlude.200 and we'll have a party.
If we get to 100 I’ll do it in the nude
Nah. 10 is enough.