GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Zekes! said:
A non-anonymous confession I have is that I've been toying around the idea of wearing a skirt or dress (over slim/skinny jeans or other pants) for a while now. When I went to the Watch the Throne concert, I saw Kanye rocking that kilt and I was like "that's what I've been wanting to do!" and solidified my desire to try something along those lines. I'm thinking of creating an outfit this summer, but I haven't had to courage to go shopping for anything yet.
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Please don't.
 
Zekes! said:
A non-anonymous confession I have is that I've been toying around the idea of wearing a skirt or dress (over slim/skinny jeans or other pants) for a while now. When I went to the Watch the Throne concert, I saw Kanye rocking that kilt and I was like "that's what I've been wanting to do!" and solidified my desire to try something along those lines. I'm thinking of creating an outfit this summer, but I haven't had to courage to go shopping for anything yet.
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Kanye rocked a kilt? Damn, perhaps my dislike of him is not as warranted as I thought.
 
ronito said:
Awesome, new page. Cause this confession deserves top page.


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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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Was I on that?
 
Lol, that screenshot was of Sentry doing those awesome compilation pics.
I don't think he's a total creep for that. The guy who is wanking it to female members of gaf is a creep and should be ashamed. I mean, that's a huge perverted breach of privacy and just ethically wrong.
 
doitlive said:
Lol, that screenshot was of Sentry doing those awesome compilation pics.
I don't think he's a total creep for that. The guy who is wanking it to female members of gaf is a creep and should be ashamed. I mean, that's a huge perverted breach of privacy and just ethically wrong.
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True. Still not suprised one bit. Love you gaf
 
So i'm sitting there in the corner on the ground watching 4 people have so much fun, I don't know why nobody asked me to leave haha, and i'm sobbing and i f****** come in my pants. Not because i was jacking it but just because. . . i don't know. So there's me crying and coming, and afterwards i excuse myself to the bathroom to clean out my boxers.
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Ok this got me SO BAD. I laughed so loud.
 
doitlive said:
Lol, that screenshot was of Sentry doing those awesome compilation pics.
I don't think he's a total creep for that. The guy who is wanking it to female members of gaf is a creep and should be ashamed. I mean, that's a huge perverted breach of privacy and just ethically wrong.
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What if it was a hot girl? Masturbating to pictures of Hunk-GAF?
 
doitlive said:
Lol, that screenshot was of Sentry doing those awesome compilation pics.
I don't think he's a total creep for that. The guy who is wanking it to female members of gaf is a creep and should be ashamed. I mean, that's a huge perverted breach of privacy and just ethically wrong.
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Mm, breach of privacy? No.

Creepy? Yes.

This is why you only masturbate to porn stars, people.
 
I am forcing myself to be unemployed for the summer for the most part. I've saved up $38,000 and I don't know what to do with it besides not work for a while. Any suggestions?

I have a major crush on this girl I work with. She's put on a bunch of weight since we started working together three years ago. She was one of those "hot" girls from high school who has since put on the freshman 30. I haven't started ogling her since she's put on the weight and I can't help but think that I'm interested in chunky/chubby girls. My ex wasn't a stick and neither were most of the girls that I have hooked up with. I feel extremely self -conscious and don't know how to handle it especially since the girl is taken by a guy who has cheated on her multiple times. (I know she must be a bit crazy to accept that shit, but...)

I've always wanted to seduce an older woman and become a sugar daddy for a while. I think it would be cool to just not give a fuck about money and not care about another woman's feelings. It's my personality that holds me back from just not giving a fuck.

I used to lie a ton, even on GAF. I used to be to feel inferior to everyone and always thought it was better to lie than to actually show people that I was this and that..
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$38,000? I can tell you exactly what to do with it for the low low price of $37,000
 
I'm another crossdresser(gaf is full of them I guess), and I go to chat roulette a lot to find females and get them to "play" with me. There are always a handful late at night, as long as you go on around midnight of every timezone.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure I ran into a female gaffer, cause she had that yellow smilie that gaf is known for drawn up on a piece of paper(I'm also almost sure which female gaffer it is too). She didn't do anything, but it was still cool thinking it mighta been a gaffer. I normally don't tell girls I'm a crossdresser, but I did her cause of the smilie lol.

I do look pretty hot though, I have a bunch of pictures of myself, and I always end up getting off while looking at them, or just watching myself on cam as people send me chat requests on a dating site. I've had something like 250 people watching me at once, though that's nothing compared to females that get on cam, they get like thousands of viewers.

I've also had like 8 different gaf accounts, all of them permed now except the last one. I've participated in nearly every ot community. A lot of them were concurrent too. It's weird, only the last account I made did I ever really participate, like actually recognizing people and having conversations.

-someone you might know-
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Am I the only one curious regarding which female gaffer that supposedly was?
 
Anyways, I'm pretty sure I ran into a female gaffer, cause she had that yellow smilie that gaf is known for drawn up on a piece of paper
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Whoever this is, if you're talking about this one:

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That's like a universal internet thing, not just a GAF thing. So she probably wasn't from GAF.
 
Zekes! said:
A non-anonymous confession I have is that I've been toying around the idea of wearing a skirt or dress (over slim/skinny jeans or other pants) for a while now. When I went to the Watch the Throne concert, I saw Kanye rocking that kilt and I was like "that's what I've been wanting to do!" and solidified my desire to try something along those lines. I'm thinking of creating an outfit this summer, but I haven't had to courage to go shopping for anything yet.
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Do it. I'm serious. I wish I could :/
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
What if it was a hot girl? Masturbating to pictures of Hunk-GAF?
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Well can't say if I'm part of Hunk-GAF but.. Can't really say that it didn't happend to me already that a hot girl was masturbating on picture's of me :/... and another girl did the same only she took screenshots when I talked to her on skype.. Some girls are just weird :/
 
CHEEZMO™;38041066 said:
That's awful. It looks like he just nicked it off his 15 year old schoolgirl younger sister.
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Maybe that's why it's such a cool outfit.

Though I'd drop the shirt, that one is horrible.
 
Digishine said:
Well can't say if I'm part of Hunk-GAF but.. Can't really say that it didn't happend to me already that a hot girl was masturbating on picture's of me :/... and another girl did the same only she took screenshots when I talked to her on skype.. Some girls are just weird :/
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Weird? Or horny? And really, is there really a problem with either? The world needs more weird and horny and weirdly horny girls. Huzzah.
 
I am in love with EatChildren. He is the coolest hottest most sexiest hunk of spunk on the forum, and especially of the elite moderating team. I wish he would sweep me off my feet and sail me to the beautiful lands of Australia (which he rules, with an iron fist), where I can be his queen for all eternity. He will father many children from my womb.

He is very handsome and witty and charming. And his intelligence is matched only by his girth.

Of his penis. Which is large.
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Yes, yes, we already know that SexyNerd
 
i once masturbated in the bathroom of a methodist church because i couldn't find the sunday school class my parents had sent me to. i was really shy i didn't want to ask anybody.
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My mom always told me, "If you can't find your sunday school class go to the bathroom and masturbate."
 
Here goes.

I broke my back last year. Sucked ass. Awful pain, especially the nervous system stuff from spinal bruising. I was in a back brace for 3 months of school, taking 18 credits, fuck me.This injury led to some issues. I couldn't get a real boner for the longest time, which was obviously a concern. The real kicker was the effect it had on my bowels. If I had to go, I HAD to go, and it was no laughing matter. One day in research methods i feel the rumbling. As i get up and walk out of class, I realize that this is one of those liquidy shits that will burst out of my anus if i walk weird or at a certain pace. I draw in my breath, and i walk to the bathroom. I manage to get inside, and then I do the move (where you sit down on a toilet seat and pull your pants down at the same time... Except it goes wrong. The front of my pants catch on my back brace and I shit a little in my boxers, on my pants, and all down the front of the toilet. maybe some gets actually inside the bowl. I manage to cock my ass back so i can at least get the rest in the bowl. I'm finished. My right hand has shit on it. There is shit all over my boxers and jeans. I almost cry. I can't clean it up because of my back and broken left hand. So i take my pants off, I throw my boxers away, and i wipe off as much shit as i can from my pants. I rush back to my dorm room, thank god i managed to keep a 30 foot distance from everyone or theyd know what went down. I strip my shitty clothes off, get into the shower, and then put new ones on (this is a 30 minute ordeal with a broken back). I head back to class because I left a notebook and stuff in there. I catch the end of the period, and i have to explain to my teacher that the pins in my wrist started bleeding and that I had to leave. God.

I feel so sorry for the janitor that cleaned that up. If I had any shame i'd have looked him up and given him 50 for his trouble. Then again I was partially paralyzed, so fuck. Well, that's how I shat myself.
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Reminds me of the time a crapped on the bathroom floor at Target. We're poop brothers!
 
Zekes! said:
A non-anonymous confession I have is that I've been toying around the idea of wearing a skirt or dress (over slim/skinny jeans or other pants) for a while now. When I went to the Watch the Throne concert, I saw Kanye rocking that kilt and I was like "that's what I've been wanting to do!" and solidified my desire to try something along those lines. I'm thinking of creating an outfit this summer, but I haven't had to courage to go shopping for anything yet.
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you can always grab a pair of rick owens skirt pants, or just skip the skirt and skip straight to boss with a hakama

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EschatonDX said:
no matter what happens nothing will ever top that horse sex confession from the 2nd thread. fucking gross.
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Wasn't there a GAFFer that was pretty open about having had sex with a horse? I remember he was a skinny dude that played the piano. He may have lived somewhere in California (I'm thinking NorCal, but bot sure).
 
ronito said:
Awesome, new page. Cause this confession deserves top page.


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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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It's nice to know that the potential of someone masturbating to my giant sideburns has increased. I can take pride in that.
 
I am in love with EatChildren. He is the coolest hottest most sexiest hunk of spunk on the forum, and especially of the elite moderating team. I wish he would sweep me off my feet and sail me to the beautiful lands of Australia (which he rules, with an iron fist), where I can be his queen for all eternity. He will father many children from my womb.

He is very handsome and witty and charming. And his intelligence is matched only by his girth.

Of his penis. Which is large.
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ThunderMonkey, at least try to make it less obvious. Come on!
 
I had sex with my step-mother.

My father remarried a couple of years ago to a gorgeous woman who is half his age and actually closer to my age. I'm sure she did it for the money because he's an asshole. Last November they had a big argument. Instead of rectifying the situation, he just left on one of his business trips. I was over while he was gone and his wife started talking to me about his behavior and whatnot. We had some beers and she began getting friendlier with me. Then she started talking about how much of an asshole he was and how she just wanted to get back at him. Next thing you know, were kissing and she starts undressing. I wish I could say I had second thoughts about this but she's gorgeous. Beautiful body, great breasts and a perfect ass. She bent over the coffee table, looked back at me and with her left hand slid her thong over.
I don't know why I decided to say this but I couldn't help it. I said, "You know, if you really want to get back at him you should let me fuck you in the ass". She stated that she had never done that before, which was apparent. However, she didn't take much convincing. It was incredible.
She calls me over every time he's gone on business, which is about twice a month now.
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I'm currently sleeping with one of the GAF moderators and have gotten him to ban two people I didn't like on the OT forums. Pretty badass, I know.
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Yes, yes, we already know this SexyNerd.
 
I watched my place in the world go from upper-middle class (in lower middle class conditions) to lower-middle class, to lower class. All of this was largely a result of my own inaction or lack of caring. At the conclusion of this I find myself living in what is basically considered the 3rd World of America and my life remains largely unchanged. Most of my basic needs are provided with very little effort of my part. So I feel like most of my time is spent distracting myself.

I wonder if that's what human life is really all about. No matter where you are on the social totem-pole, you suffer internally and find distractions to temporarily ease this.

Basically I'm tired of being distracted. Gaf, video games, sex, it's all so empty. I just feel like I'm trapped waiting for something that isn't coming. Just in a waiting room distracting myself with crappy magazines and muzak.

I worry about how far I have to fall before I start caring and as a result start actually living. I entertain ideas of becoming a homeless wanderer. Ideas that I likely won't go through due to my own cowardice. Then there's the fact that if I did go through with it I'd likely just end up getting assaulted or murdered.

Basically I'm trapped and don't know how to get out. I feel lost. I feel like I've always been lost. What am I even trying to find, that is actually something other than a new distraction?

I know GAF usually frowns on LJ-threads, which is why I put this in confession form despite not being a proper "confession". Also not trying to ruin the image I've created with my "GAF-persona".

I'm a very dishonest person when it feels like I can get away with it, and I get away with it a lot.
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So a few things,
First off someday you'll realize life's about the distractions

Second, good news! You're dishonest and have no problems with it. Go into business. You'll do great.
 
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