I wrote a poem for Drake after youtube'ing his stuff.
Yo, Drake's in the booth freestylin' straight off the dome? (Hell nope.)
Blackberry raps cause Young Money couldnt afford an iPhone.
But Drizzy says you don't have to write in order to be a good rapper!
Then why's Jimmy typin' out hershey verses while sittin' on the crapper?!
I wrote this shit out on paper, yeah this much is true.
I'm honest knowin' I'm no good, and Drake, neither are you.
Academic honesty is something I learned in University.
At least you beat Kanye when you dropped out Degrassi.
Speakin' of school, maybe you should spent
more time flunkin' in that fake wheelchair.
Maybe then you'd know the rap game isn't all
fresh nike dunkin', high and tight in the hair.
I heard even J. Cole's better at repeatin' the same suffix.
(Who dat?) Duurrrrrake so dumb he mixed up four bars for six.
D-rake be learnin' cause this verse is chock fulla protips.
Son, this be real bar hoppin', no bottles, yeah, no chicks.
Got blinded by the club lights now you're Flo-Rida Fo-gettable,
Caught in the industry sights, you've become David Guettable.
So don't try to sell me your album claiming it's incredible,
'Cause even delayed, it's still 14 tracks of straight inedible.
Drake claimed he was king without first visiting the Old Prince and me?
Nope, didn't know him and said he was Totally Shit Outta Luck,
Maybe he didn't get down with those True Sounds of Liberty.
Yep, Drizzy probably collab with Akon annot Kardy. Err What the fuck?!
So fake had breakfast at Wheezy's
Audrey Drake was hempburnin'
Cause when I whipped out sticky
Only me with the ganja-yearnin'
Actually, we can call a truce, big D.
You get on the blackberry, dial up Nicki,
Get her and we'll have a Minaj et three,
If you can get it up over Keshia Chante.
D, have fun being Young Money roofed,
spinnin' rap textiles,
Because Drake straight done goofed,
Got Toronto exiled.
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I had fun. My first time even attempting to write something singable. Even though it would never work as a song. Haha. I think that first verse is a burner though.