MuddyDonut
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eck. I'm really a fan of the production in the original so another version is a no go.
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GAF-Hop |OT7| Either die the GOAT or live long enough to become Nas.
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Started work yesterday, aint got no time for tomfoolery anymore. Bout to listen to it now though.
You werent gonna like it no matter what.
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keep your strippers out of my American football
It was a good discussion. Didn't seem like B.o.B. was that heated really. Seemed like he is doing his thing, Hot97 wasn't feeling it and he explained his career to this point. They were all in agreement by the end of the clip. B.o.B. has been different from his first mixtape. As much as we all listen to different kinds of music, it seems that we sure hate it when a rapper shows that he is branching out with his own style.
Complex Shadow
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thats awful. just fucking trash. gawddamn.
MuddyDonut
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You're right, but I didn't even listen to Lupe because the AFP beat is no bueno.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
I'm not trying to get banned... and thats where you post if your trying to get banned
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I was reading this and I didn't have Owl Pharoah downloaded. I was sitting here thinking why the hell does he keep saying naked
I still don't understand WTF that's supposed to say.
define borderline?
Thickness is great. Sloppiness aint. A lot of chicks don't know/acknowledge the difference, or else they want you to ignore it.
how drunk/bored are we talkin here
no straight fatties but ive been with girls that prolly run 9 minute miles
^damn lmao.
breh you know sloppy when you see it.
breh you know sloppy when you see it.
too lazy to look for pics right now
beautiful.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
I slept with a few thick chick in my life and almost slept with a fat girl once.... had to tell her leave my dorm room when she said she wasn't gonna go down... I mean really? Fat girls are known for doing one thing really well and you won't do it.... So she had to go. Too be fair I was drunk and pissed cause I had spent a good 2 hours of heavy foreplay prior to that.
On the flip side I will say this if I was into Fat girls I would be swimming in Vagina. Literally swimming.... Then again I think most guys could say this.
If there is ambiguity, you probably shouldn't.
No fat chicks. They need love too, but there are plenty other brothers who are willing to give and got that covered.
IrishNinja
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i live life on the edge! post way more in gaming
OT's fun but ya'll act like it ain't straight embarrassing here in dating/ye threads etc
haha this is an excellent description right here, best ive heard since my man busted out "ho was a biscuit shy of a deuce"
Not borderline fat, I'm not sure where that line is. I'd need reference to really say. I've gone the chubby route a few times and I liked em plenty physically, I just chose really shitty women at that time so I cut it off.
I'll say, a girl doesn't need be be svelte or fit, but it's nice when she is trying to at least take care of herself. a little extra isn't gunna kill anyone. like Christy Mack is a good example of ample and curvy, but not near borderline. Well, early Christy Mack, she's recently started losing a bit of weight and she's getting those rib lines in (but she's still got some thick legs).
IrishNinja
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to borrow from gaming side: google ivy doomkitty, cosplay chick. she's thick by me, sharp knees gaf might find her fat...but man i'd wreck that like a cheap hotel room paid for by an airport
i havent fucked w/ their recent stuff but as a band, The Roots are too good. i feel like they do Fallon on autopilot.
re: ivy doomkitty, chicks w/ builds like that are unicorns basically. i bet she has to work out a lot to maintain that because otherwise she would blow the fuck up. that's one thing that surprised me about music video girls. how much they work out.
re: ivy doomkitty, chicks w/ builds like that are unicorns basically. i bet she has to work out a lot to maintain that because otherwise she would blow the fuck up. that's one thing that surprised me about music video girls. how much they work out.
IrishNinja
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right?! and what kills me is i fuck with chicks like that, and if i stay around, they blow up
like, i tried being nice, bein mean about shit, indifferent, whatever...shit just happens like my dick is made of burgers or something, then you call it off and they get right
related: i see now
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
thats likely related to the the "having sex regularly = bigger ass" theory of females bruh.
If you start sleeping with a girl her butt will get bigger just from sex. When a girl is a few value meals away from being fat weight gain on any part of her body will have the domino effect of them gaining weight all over.
So next time do yourself a favor and employ a 20 pound fat buffer between them being fat before you hit it and them after getting the D regularly.
i wonder why lol.
IrishNinja
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ive heard that theory forever, but are we just talking active hormones from fucking or what? i mean i get the science if she's on the pill, but how legit is this really? because it's always the dude telling me about the healing power of badissy fumes that starts down this road
i mean i know i'm far from the only dude this happens to but im talkin even active/athletic chicks
this one chinese girl was a cheerleader when we started hooking up, 3 years later i wanted to throw bamboo at her & call her a panda cause we're talking 50+ pounds man, all while i'm boxing & getting in shape and all...shit ain't right
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
... Well the theory is 1/2 the pill 1/2 their bodies going through hormonal changes in preparation of childrearing due to having sex the perk being their hips get bigger and the ass shows it...
But Domino brings up a good point..... Are you feeding them though?
Also this Link from Reddit summarizes X-box 1 perfectly
IrishNinja
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haha @ that link, i aint miss much it seems
i mean, full disclosure: the chinese broad was my early 20's and i had/have that crazy metabolism so between that & training i could do mc D's way more than i shouldv'e (and homegirl would fuck up anything beyond making hamburger helper but you make compromises for asian broads with both ass & titties in life), so much of that might've been on me, plus she stopped swimming and shit
indian one after that though, she was on some west coast healthy living so iunno what the fuck happened there, phillipino masseuse thankfully blew the fuck up after me but my boy has a theory that a lot've these girls are just used to not working hard to keep a bangin' figure they expect to stay till their 40's but don't realize the expiration date is like early to mid 20's when they stop exercising and shit, so there's that too
this palestinian one had huge family issues (i clearly have a type), it was only this one amazonian irish/german white chick that had that X gene where the weight went to her ass & titties, lord knows i wanted to keep that around but she found jesus & the tea party and a man has to draw the line somewhere nahmean
TL;DR okay yeah i'm part of the problem, thanks for listening zeus
i mean, full disclosure: the chinese broad was my early 20's and i had/have that crazy metabolism so between that & training i could do mc D's way more than i shouldv'e (and homegirl would fuck up anything beyond making hamburger helper but you make compromises for asian broads with both ass & titties in life), so much of that might've been on me, plus she stopped swimming and shit
indian one after that though, she was on some west coast healthy living so iunno what the fuck happened there, phillipino masseuse thankfully blew the fuck up after me but my boy has a theory that a lot've these girls are just used to not working hard to keep a bangin' figure they expect to stay till their 40's but don't realize the expiration date is like early to mid 20's when they stop exercising and shit, so there's that too
this palestinian one had huge family issues (i clearly have a type), it was only this one amazonian irish/german white chick that had that X gene where the weight went to her ass & titties, lord knows i wanted to keep that around but she found jesus & the tea party and a man has to draw the line somewhere nahmean
TL;DR okay yeah i'm part of the problem, thanks for listening zeus
breh...
Guwop mixed/mastered properly >>>
edit: that xbox video is straight slayage.
IrishNinja
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yeah alright but if you gotta look to make sure the belly aint further out than the titties...
man i was going somewhere with that but it was just gonna be a MIKE JONES joke anyway
man i was going somewhere with that but it was just gonna be a MIKE JONES joke anyway
lol im a short dude anyway. i cant be walking around looking like the number 10 too.
plus i'm black too? i aint walking into that stereotype.
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Pretty much. Don't get me wrong I don't give a damn about any other stereotype. I will eat chicken as much as I want to, but I will not be another black man dating some fat chick. Some do have pretty faces tho. But If you wanna put that work in go for it
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
First let me say congrats on the international flavor too many dudes don't realize the greatness of variety. But yah your boy might have a point. I know a dude who use to find big girls with cute faces and low self esteem to hook up with just so he could get them to the gym and once they were bad he felt they wouldn't roam because they wouldn't be able to accept they were bad.
But he brought up your boys point about having to weed through the girls who had been cute and just got lazy and didn't adapt to the changes in their metabolism as they got older....
The only caveat to that is the odds of that happening to girls you were with would be unlikely unless you had at least 3 yea long relationships with them and even then the odds of you ending up in relationships with multiple girls who it happened to and and it not being your type just seems low
there it is. that's one thing my mom (a health/fitness nut) has always been a shark for. forecasting on girls, and damn if she isn't always right.
The Yeezus Thesis, A Coli Production
If nothing else, it's an entertaining read.
I didn't think one man could do it, but he has managed to embody the absolute worst aspects of Jay-Z, Nas, Pac, Ice Cube, and Common while distilling any of their valuable qualities from the mix.
He's a diva and a demagogue, a bratty fashionista, a shameless opportunist, a convenient social critic, a man who will cum on the blouses of hampton spouses while simultaneously wifing up a beverly hills socialite who embodies whoredom in nearly all possible aspects of the word. He's the ultimate black limousine liberal, the college ***** talking in coded academic language about inequity, black self-love, black owned business, leading pointless "black out" days in front of the campus library, then joining a Fortune 500 company as soon as he graduates and marrying a white chick first chance he gets.
The leader of the meaningless new world in which complexity has been reduced to Che Guevara wearing bling, where 40's the new 30 and nonsense is the new complexity, where inchoate juvenile temper tantrums are the new grist for the mills of revolution.
A man who's mother's death is tied to the ultimate act of vanity and insecurity, who gets riled up after bumping his head on "wrong way" signs like a weak, spoiled, confused child, whose pursuit of the mother of his child was inspired by her online sextape.
He who shall speak truth to power, our great provocative, populist artist, thugging it out with the Gwyneth Paltrows of the world referring to him as her "*****." Ghostproducers, ghostwriters, shallow lyrics that tap into the emptiness and disconnectedness of the black middle and upper middle class, cliche takes on interracial dating, consumerism, sex, and blackness that would shame the most tired slam poet. The type of black person who doesn't feel a sense of authenticity in the white or black world and feels the urge to align himself with whichever one fits his mood for the day, as he tries on philosophies, indignation, and societal outrage like one of his funky leather outfits or a pair of designer shades - what will look best this season, and to whom? As even activism and justice become just another name brand or champagne, something so bathed in capitalist ethos that it rates and resonates as a buzzword or a quip.
Our great prophet of megalomania, the attention whore who resents the trappings of attention, Mr. anti-Hamptons with his Beverly Hills family, the man who hates to be a celebrity so much that he impregnated a woman who is a celebrity for the sole sake and reason of being a celebrity. You gonna just snap my photo while I'm on my way to a shi shi lunch? Well then I'm gonna expose the prison-for-profit system! The master of substituting empty, over the top rhetoric for insightful or meaningful thoughts, buffoonish gestures for truly defiant acts. Kanye ain't a celebrity, he for the people - which is why his malformed chipmunk face was the main image he chose to project on a bunch of big *** buildings across the country, and why he's calling his album Yeezus.
And he's crack for a lot of black people, the same way Ayn Rand is for a certain lot of whites, because both appeal to a warped sense of persecution while confirming their most basic, shallow notions of how the world is and how it should be, a world in which contradictions empower rather than hinder a person's character or message.
I never thought I could find anyone in hiphop more vile and reprehensible than Puffy, but Kanye has surpassed him at this point for the simple fact that a lie disguised as the truth is always worst than an outright lie.
If nothing else, it's an entertaining read.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
I got to get on the coli more...
IrishNinja
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man coli what
man they start thick and end chunky is all im sayin, but i mean if you're one of these OT kids who says christina hendricks is a fat fatty fat cow fat then yeah ill be dat
ahaha this killed me...yeah especailly if its a big white chick, i think that completes the circle
not to go to deep with it but yeah, im startin to realize that statistically, it's me & going for big-titted and somewhat co-dependent chicks. that resume back there was about the last 10 years of serious relationships so the pattern's kinda obvious when i think on it
i mean, the superfit ones like this brazillian/russian soccer player chick (i swear to god myspace was an international meat market down here in the day), i coulda held onto that but when i had the conversation about us hooking up on the regular and what to do if it comes down to it, she had to have the "things happen for a reason/why don't we just see what comes of it" answer and for real even without namedropping jesus that talk makes my dick shrivel up like a frightened turtle
man i just felt bad alla sudden if des reads this, let's hurry past this page fam
your moms is a goddamn prophet and i coulda solved a lotta mysteries a longtime back if someone would've dropped that jewel in my life earlier, haha
man they start thick and end chunky is all im sayin, but i mean if you're one of these OT kids who says christina hendricks is a fat fatty fat cow fat then yeah ill be dat
ahaha this killed me...yeah especailly if its a big white chick, i think that completes the circle
not to go to deep with it but yeah, im startin to realize that statistically, it's me & going for big-titted and somewhat co-dependent chicks. that resume back there was about the last 10 years of serious relationships so the pattern's kinda obvious when i think on it
i mean, the superfit ones like this brazillian/russian soccer player chick (i swear to god myspace was an international meat market down here in the day), i coulda held onto that but when i had the conversation about us hooking up on the regular and what to do if it comes down to it, she had to have the "things happen for a reason/why don't we just see what comes of it" answer and for real even without namedropping jesus that talk makes my dick shrivel up like a frightened turtle
man i just felt bad alla sudden if des reads this, let's hurry past this page fam
your moms is a goddamn prophet and i coulda solved a lotta mysteries a longtime back if someone would've dropped that jewel in my life earlier, haha
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What some people in OT considers fat is pretty hilarious tho. Never fails to surprise me
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
yo irishninja where are you that you keep meeting these diverse type of chicks if you don't mind me asking?
also hristina Hendricks is the definition of a value meal away girl. Her use of corsets is top tier if you ask me. She is beautiful and I would love to hook up with her but I would do that with my eyes open to what would happen later on as well.
also hristina Hendricks is the definition of a value meal away girl. Her use of corsets is top tier if you ask me. She is beautiful and I would love to hook up with her but I would do that with my eyes open to what would happen later on as well.
agreed.
IrishNinja
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Miami, FL - work/live around an international university too so you get pretty much everything, but on the average it's south/central american and carribean outside uni
and fair point on hendicks, though with that example i'd feel safer knowing (for the moment) her livelihood is tied to her not letting shit get sloppy...i mean you know kim k is bout to be hefty for a week or two after that kid with her regiment (i gotta admit tho, some of the pics from a month or two back were top-tier)
Eh I don't care for this.
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