1) Wu-Tang Clams: Nine fresh razor clams served over a bed of pan-Asian inspired rice. This is one dish you'll actually want to fuck with!
2) Three Six Mafia: Three servings each of six of our famous appetizers. Truly a mob against the taste-buds!
3) Project Patty Melt: A Memphis flavorite! When you're looking for a large sammich, then look no further. Served with a side of seasoned deep fried chicken heads!
Fat "Not So Sloppy" Joes - This once very popular sandwich, known for its unique appearance, has made a comeback as an appetizer. No need to worry about leaning back too far after trying this delight.
Freddie "Gangsta Gibbs" Ribs- First made in Gary, Indiana, this dish has been around for a while, but has just gotten widespread attention over the last 3 years. Tastes so good that you will rob you a ***** for a plate!
Beets by Dre - *coming soon*
Drake's "YOLO" Steaks- Cooked to remain relatively raw and pink on the inside, this is probably the softest thing that you could possibly order. Also comes with a glass of Moscato.
DJ "We The Best" Salad- Comes with a ton of other toppings, it's the cheesiest and has the most corn of any dish on the menu. It has so many toppings, in fact, that people forget they're eating a salad and wonder what's the purpose of the lettuce at all.
The BluBerry Pie- Buy now. Will be mixed properly in a few months.
The Lupe Fiasco- The chef was forced to put it up on the menu by the higher-ups. He begins to like it after it sells well.
Andre's 3Stacks Pancakes: Triple layered pancake stacks with a smooth cinnamon frosting, be sure to order them with a Big Boi Gulp.
The Kanye Zest Burger: Hold up hold up a minute. Imma let you finish looking at this menu, but this is the best burger of the year.
