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[Uncle0wnage]

Aren't these threads incredibly disingenuous and potentially hurtful? Or do people post them in the hopes of an ego boost from people not honest or mean enough to give real ratings?

It's only hurtful if you let it be.

 

[Josh with a J]

Aren't these threads incredibly disingenuous and potentially hurtful? Or do people post them in the hopes of an ego boost from people not honest or mean enough to give real ratings?

Nothing wrong with being hurtful if it's true homie

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Post a pic and find out for yourself

I never would. I don't believe I'm good looking enough to confidently post a pic of myself on here and have people legitimately think I'm good looking. I only know I must be good looking enough to have managed to date a handful of very attractive (by my unjustified high standards) women in my life.

But the other issue is how photogenic or un-photogenic people can be. There are people in here who I personally would struggle to give a 5 to but maybe its just a bad pic? So its unfair from that perspective too.

 

[FUME5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue

only cool guys get it

I think this calls for your tag to be changed to "Cool Guy Scrotal Tongue".

 

[Kevtones]

Thanks for the comments and ratings. I do have some noticeable asymmetry in my nose/cheeks. Big, button-y nose too
Would love to get judged by liliththepale too.



I'll use the full 10-point scale:

chadboban - 6.5/10 (nice smile, easy going look)

vikki - 3/10 (kind eyes and a nice complexion but this is not a flattering picture; work on the image a bit and you can easily look better)

Uncle0wnage - 5.5/10 (nice hair and symmetry, your mouth doesn't seem equitable to your features, a little Jason Mewes-y)

Rich! - nah

pixelation - 4/10 (probably good-looking but take a photo where you're not trying to threaten me)

ZeroMaverick - 5.5/10 (actually very handsome but your hair and style make it difficult, change the facial hair I think)

Stormhammer - 5/10 (nice symmetry but a little sad-looking in this photo, smile would help)

Az - 7.5/10 (good-looking man, trim that beard pronto)

 

[Strangelove77]

Be kind, guys.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

The latter.

I just don't comment on someone's appearance unless I find them to be especially attractive in some way. Everyone else is usually ugly or normal. Exceptions when people ask me directly.

That's the thing. I've seen people give an 8 to people who realistically well bell that. You have to ask if this person is an 8 in your opinion, what would a more legitimately good looking person be? A 15?

 

[Who]

Be kind, guys.

Cant see pic/10

You would definitely gain a few points if i could see pic.

 

[ZackieChan]

Be kind, guys.

Broken link/10

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Yeah. I don't want to pretend like I have the last word on people's attractiveness, I'm just giving my opinion. This thread would work best with people getting multiple answers to normalize the results.

lol, but don't ask me to be brutally honest if you're just going to stick your fingers in your ears.

Everyone has their own tastes. You were honest, nothing wrong with that. I just don't agree with your assessment of the albino ape. Attractiveness is subjective as fuck. People say they want brutal honesty but I doubt anyone actually does if its negative. Unless its your style that needs fixing, you can't fix your face. Brutal honesty when it comes to negative criticism of something about yourself you can't change will always cut deep.
Especially when it come from someone attractive like yourself.
That's why I personally don't say nothing if I ain't got nothing nice to say.

 

[Messofanego]

I never would. I don't believe I'm good looking enough to confidently post a pic of myself on here and have people legitimately think I'm good looking. I only know I must be good looking enough to have managed to date a handful of very attractive (by my unjustified high standards) women in my life.

But the other issue is how photogenic or un-photogenic people can be. There are people in here who I personally would struggle to give a 5 to but maybe its just a bad pic? So its unfair from that perspective too.

There has been quite a bit of brutal honesty from a handful of individauls and it's not just good looking people in here.

 

[Who]

Everyone has their own tastes. You were honest, nothing wrong with that. I just don't agree with your assessment of the albino ape. Attractiveness is subjective as fuck. People say they want brutal honesty but I doubt anyone actually does if its negative. Unless its your style that needs fixing, you can't fix your face. Brutal honesty when it comes to negative criticism of something about yourself you can't change will always cut deep.
Especially when it come from someone attractive like yourself.
That's why I personally don't say nothing if I ain't got nothing nice to say.

Ha man I have mad respect for Lilith giving these brutal ratings. Ive never seen her before but assuming her avatar is a stylized depiction of herself, i'd give a solid 7/10 on the cartoon scale. (For reference Lois Griffin is an 8, Marge Simpson is a 6)

 

[pixelation]

Dude. You look handsome as fuck in that first photo. Tough as nails too. You're a good looking dude. I think the issue is with taking pics from weird angles with weird lighting. I'd like to see a picture of you straight on with just a smile with no filters and normal lighting. I have this thing where I always try to look like a tough guy because I like what I see in a those pics, when in reality we probably look better without all the filters and angry faces. I feel like I look like 2 different people in both these pics.

Thanks dude, coming from a handsome and badass looking dude as yourself it means a lot to me.

classic in motion with my hitlerjugend hair and vial of mystery juice

I've always liked that .gif, your reaction to the drink is priceless.

To pixelation:

For what it's worth, I think people are being way more brutal than honest. I mean yeah it's a shittily shot picture with a bad angle, but i see a solid 7.5 in there somewhere.

Thanks albino gorilla man!

Why not take some normal pics? The weirdness isn't doing you any favors.

Eh, i'm weird and different by nature so that comes across in my pictures. People always tell me that i'm quite random IRL, but i'll ask for someone else to take "normal" pictures of myself one of these days. Thanks for the advice though.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Ha man I have mad respect for Lilith giving these brutal ratings. Ive never seen her before but assuming her avatar is a stylized depiction of herself, i'd give a solid 7/10 on the cartoon scale. (For reference Lois Griffin is an 8, Marge Simpson is a 6)

She's on page 3 if you're curious.

Citizen_Insane, I'd throw you a 7 with potential up to 7.5-8.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

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Salsa's lookin' good

After I shaved my head for the first time in like 10 years a few weeks ago. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Elitist1945]

Be kind, guys.

babyruth/10

 

[Who]

Thanks dude, coming from a handsome and badass looking dude as yourself it means a lot to me.

I've always liked that .gif, your reaction to the drink is priceless.

Thanks albino gorilla man!

Eh, i'm weird and different by nature so that comes across in my pictures. People always tell me that i'm quite random IRL, but i'll ask for someone else to take "normal" pictures of myself one of these days. Thanks for the advice though.

Lol dude i feel your pain on taking "normal" pictures without a goofy face or forced expression. I just..I cant lol. Especially if its for a wedding or something and im forced to stand there with a disingenuous grin on my face for 4 minutes. I'm also a weird and different guy lol #fistbump

She's on page 3 if you're curious.

Citizen_Insane, I'd throw you a 7 with potential up to 7.5-8.

Ah damn, yeah shes cute.

Ill give her a 7.8 for looks and a 3.2 in her ability to accurately assess handsomeness

 

[liliththepale]

Thanks for the comments and ratings. I do have some noticeable asymmetry in my nose/cheeks. Big, button-y nose too
Would love to get judged by liliththepale too.

Bonus speck of paint on face. Be kind.

You remind me of Mark Pelligrino (Lucifer in Supernatural, Jacob in LOST), widely considered to be very attractive. I'm growing increasingly uneasy with using numbers, so I'll just say that you're well above average. You mention some asymmetry, but it's hard to notice with the picture askew. Plus, like with certain people such as Natalie Dormer, it might be working in your favor.

Everyone has their own tastes. You were honest, nothing wrong with that. I just don't agree with your assessment of the albino ape. Attractiveness is subjective as fuck. People say they want brutal honesty but I doubt anyone actually does if its negative. Unless its your style that needs fixing, you can't fix your face. Brutal honesty when it comes to negative criticism of something about yourself you can't change will always cut deep.
Especially when it come from someone attractive like yourself.
That's why I personally don't say nothing if I ain't got nothing nice to say.

I appreciate that. As far as I can recall, I've only given harsh ratings to people asking for brutal honesty, but I'll try to be more perceptive of if they really mean it going forward.

edit:

Ha man I have mad respect for Lilith giving these brutal ratings. Ive never seen her before but assuming her avatar is a stylized depiction of herself, i'd give a solid 7/10 on the cartoon scale. (For reference Lois Griffin is an 8, Marge Simpson is a 6)

I posted one earlier in the thread.

 

[Josh with a J]

I almost posted but Bunny and Lillith are so meaaaaaaaaaan

😂

 

[Salsa]

lilith how sharp are those knees tho don't lie to me

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

I posted one earlier in the thread.

8.5/10

Sweet hair, yo.

I almost posted but Bunny and Lillith are so meaaaaaaaaaan

😂

No worries man, I'd throw you a decently high rating if that's what you want!

 

[Who]

I almost posted but Bunny and Lillith are so meaaaaaaaaaan

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I mean going off the snippet of neck and mask alone: 8.8

 

[Citizen_Insane]

She's on page 3 if you're curious.

Citizen_Insane, I'd throw you a 7 with potential up to 7.5-8.

Thank ya sir. I'd go with a 6/7 too.

 

[Josh with a J]

I'll only settle for mother fucking 11

 

[liliththepale]

lilith how sharp are those knees tho don't lie to me

lol, I'm not entirely sure I understand that meme. But probably pretty sharp? I don't weigh very much. http://i.imgur.com/HhoONaI.png

 

[pixelation]

weird. he's good lookin but I dont think he looks like me


im not participatin here cause I know im gorgeous tho

You both look alike to me, both are really good looking though.

Lol dude i feel your pain on taking "normal" pictures without a goofy face or forced expression. I just..I cant lol. Especially if its for a wedding or something and im forced to stand there with a disingenuous grin on my face for 4 minutes. I'm also a weird and different guy lol #fistbump

#fistbumpsback, i know right?... i feel like i'm standing in a shooting gallery waiting to be shot at.

 

[Salsa]

lol, I'm not entirely sure I understand that meme. But probably pretty sharp? I don't weigh very much. http://i.imgur.com/HhoONaI.png

dude that's your foot, youre pointing all wrong

You both look alike to me, both are really good looking though.

you think all good lookin people look the same you racist

 

[Josh with a J]

PS. I'm joking. I'm not afraid of Lilith just mean Bunny

 

[Uncle0wnage]

We should start a thread where people post pics of themselves being goofy or trying to be ugly/terrifying.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

We should start a thread where people post pics of themselves being goofy or trying to be ugly/terrifying.

I can go from a 7/10 to a 1/10 very quickly and very easily. It's quite the feat if I do say so myself.

 

[FUME5]

PS. I'm joking. I'm not afraid of Lilith just mean Bunny

No balls / 10.

 

[Uncle0wnage]

I can go from a 7/10 to a 1/10 very quickly and very easily. It's quite the feat if I do say so myself.

Which is why we totally need that thread.

 

[Psychoward]

For some reason the first picture is not showing for me.

On the second one you look very pretty. You look fine without makeup, au naturel. Likewise your eyebrows look really good as well.

On the third one the pink and red go really well with you. You also have a very nice smile.

The guy with you looks so-so. I'm not sure why you said having someone else would increase your chances. I think he takes away from you, who should be the emphasis of the pictures.

Pretty/10

I'm the guy

 

[pixelation]

you think all good lookin people look the same you racist

:3

We should start a thread where people post pics of themselves being goofy or trying to be ugly/terrifying.

I bet it wouldn't be nearly as popular as this one!

Spoiler

I'd own such a thread effortlessly lol!

 

[freenudemacusers]

less talk, more brutality

 

[Who]

less talk, more brutality

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING UGLY LMAO, GET OWNED.

EDIT: Aww...i just...that didn't feel right. You're all beautiful!

 

[eddievanclaylen]

This is on the 4th, right before the Cubs game

 

[freenudemacusers]

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING UGLY LMAO, GET OWNED.

nice try, mom

 

[Uncle0wnage]

Salsa's lookin' good

After I shaved my head for the first time in like 10 years a few weeks ago. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

7.5/10 at that angle, but what does a basic pic from the front look like?

 

[Josh with a J]

No balls / 10.

Meet me in a alley and I'll headbutt you. And then we can drink more beers cause I'm out of jameson

 

[Citizen_Insane]

7.5/10 at that angle, but what does a basic pic from the front look like?

it looks basic as fuck

 

[Kevtones]

You remind me of Mark Pelligrino (Lucifer in Supernatural, Jacob in LOST), widely considered to be very attractive. I'm growing increasingly uneasy with using numbers, so I'll just say that you're well above average. You mention some asymmetry, but it's hard to notice with the picture askew. Plus, like with certain people such as Natalie Dormer, it might be working in your favor.

Thanks for your response. I appreciate the honesty, good or bad. It's easy to be thankful when you're positive but had you torn me a new one it wouldn't matter. Dig on your attitude in here, personally.



As for your looks; are you German? You remind me of the last woman I dated actually. She's an actress so that's a positive. Similar features (you have a larger smile and slightly larger nose). Your smile is your strongest asset actually although you look a little tired. Your hair length is on-point although I'm not a fan of the green personally. What's your natural color?

 

[EatChildren]

then me and now me take your pick

i just wanna be loved man

 

[NateDrake]

Was shaving & decided to be silly. So I became Wolverine for a short period of time.

Edit: Removed.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Aren't these threads incredibly disingenuous and potentially hurtful? Or do people post them in the hopes of an ego boost from people not honest or mean enough to give real ratings?

I just wanted someone to tell me my sweater was cool.

It's ok. Your sweater is 10/10.

 

[Who]

then me and now me take your pick

i just wanna be loved man

2.5 for both *mutters profanity under breath*

Spoiler

I think you banned me once a long time ago

 

[FUME5]

less talk, more brutality

You look 40.

Meet me in a alley and I'll headbutt you. And then we can drink more beers cause I'm out of jameson

Deal. You wear the helmet, I'll wear my hard hat. Backslash can rate us both 5/10.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

then me and now me take your pick

i just wanna be loved man

How many children had to be consumed to get to your final form?

 

[Salsa]

hey

im gonna be rich

 

[LookAtMeGo]

then me and now me take your pick

i just wanna be loved man

Love ya.

Are you really high or really tired in that fist pic?