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[HORRORSHØW]

slim is in brah

stop the fat shaming

 

[Allonym]

For numbers...
Face: 6.0
Body: 10
Cumulative: 8

Your face is incredibly symmetrical, so it's above average. However, it didn't strike me as particularly noticeable or "sexy," which is why it's still in the average range, though on the upper side (for the symmetry. At least, from what I can tell.)

If you want me to be brutally honest about your appearance, I think your height is going to work against you, regardless of how good looking / cut you are. Though, you are so damn ripped that I imagine quite a few women will overlook it. I am assuming you're straight though, or that you care about that.

Yup purely heterosexual. I figured my height would be my most hindering problem, I've actually had girls say "if only you were a little taller" lol and I do feel like some girls wouldn't be interested in dating me if I'm shorter than them. Regardless of that I don't mind someone taller than me, I've made peace with my height long ago. I do think that my face rating is a tad low, I'd say a solid 8 for myself personally (at the least). I don't agree that someone has to be eye catching or have "that something" to be attractive. But I respect your opinion and taking the time to write all that out. Thanks again.

 

[FUME5]

stop the fat shaming

Post that pic of you in a top hat again, I'll rate it poorly and you can respond with "stop the hat shaming"

#goldjerry

slim is in brah

All these squats and deadlifts and I still have calves like that guy.

 

[y2dvd]

I posted my original pic a few pages back but I didn't receive any numerical ratings, strangely enough but I'll repost mine along with another or so

The second one was/is my tinder pic. Normally I'm apprehensive about showing off my body but I said "fuck it" since I felt it would attract the largest amount of women

Teach me how to get your abs damnit.

 

[Allonym]

Teach me how to get your abs damnit.

Sit ups, crunches, running track (sprinting 100m and 200m) and your core will transform.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I guess I'll join in...ignore my dirty mirror...gonna halfta wipe that down...

Round 1: Fight

 

[storafötter]

So I actually did just change up my hairstyle:

Hey I do not feel like rating mostly, but I felt like you got some unfair ratings earlier. Definitely an improvement with that picture and hair cut. You have pretty eyes and a decent comfortable face to look at. I would say 7.5

Stil debating if I want to join as this thread is fun. However I am never too certain if my confidence will be crushed or not. Truly 50/50 percent chance of a boost!

 

[Allonym]

Hey I do not feel like rating mostly, but I felt like you got some unfair ratings earlier. Definitely an improvement with that picture and hair cut. You have pretty eyes and a decent comfortable face to look at. I would say 7.5

Stil debating if I want to join as this thread is fun. However I am never too certain if my confidence will be crushed or not. Truly 50/50 percent chance of a boost!

It matters not what other people think about you, what does matter is how you feel about yourself. Not every single person on the planet or this thread will share the same sense of beauty, so someone is bound to find you unattractive. If that happens, so what, suck it up and move forward. I'm sure you're worth more than the opinions of some people on the Internet.

 

[SystemBug]

Sit ups, crunches, running track (sprinting 100m and 200m) and your core will transform.

I am around the same height as you 5'7, and I weigh 140 pounds. Damn I wish I looked like you. It's so hard to get rid of my belly and love handles. Apparently there are girls who like that (the only one I ever dated liked that).

btw lilith or blackslash, can either of you rate me? I posted a picture a earlier in the thread. Like there are certain features of me which I don't really like, like my thick ass eyebrows, small eyes, and fat nose (which looks even fatter in the pic)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=171198647&postcount=581

 

[vikki]

slim is in brah

Look at that thigh gap

 

[Rich!]

Look at that thigh gap

its scary

 

[Duji]

I am around the same height as you 5'7, and I weigh 140 pounds. Damn I wish I looked like you. It's so hard to get rid of my belly and love handles. Apparently there are girls who like that (the only one I ever dated liked that).

btw lilith or blackslash, can either of you rate me? I posted a picture a earlier in the thread. Like there are certain features of me which I don't really like, like my thick ass eyebrows, small eyes, and fat nose (which looks even fatter in the pic)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=171198647&postcount=581

Dude if you don't like your "thick ass eyebrows" you can easily do something about them. I used to have insanely thick eyebrows (now just thick, lol), but I tend to them. You can find my pic somewhere in this thread if you're curious.

1. Shape them up. Tweeze around the edges to make them smaller. Turn them from angry, fuzzy caterpillars to friendly, happy ones. Also get rid of any unibrow hairs of course.

2. Trim them. Super long eyebrow hairs can look freaky sometimes, esp if they're on Martin Scorsese's level. Run a thin comb over your eyebrows and snip away with scissors at whatever comes out on top. This makes them a lot shorter, but don't worry about looking feminine, they'll still be long and masculine.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I welcome judgment.

 

[Shmeagatory94]

Be kind Neogaf... (or not lol)

Sorry for crappy quality!

Gaffer above me is an 8. Good looking guy. His cat is a 10 just for the face it's making lol

 

[pixelation]

I welcome judgment.

Dude, taking a pic with a cute ass kitten such as that one doesn't do you any favors!, just look at that cute kitten! *stares mesmerized*...
7/10

Be kind Neogaf... (or not lol)

Sorry for crappy quality!

Gaffer above me is an 8. Good looking guy. His cat is a 10 just for the face it's making lol

You're cute, i'd peg you around 7.4

 

[FullMetalx117]

Did you actually get a haircut?, to me it looks like you styled it to the side... but anyways. I don't quite agree with liliththepale's rating, then again i ain't no girl. But i'd say you're a seven being subjective.

Hey I do not feel like rating mostly, but I felt like you got some unfair ratings earlier. Definitely an improvement with that picture and hair cut. You have pretty eyes and a decent comfortable face to look at. I would say 7.5

Stil debating if I want to join as this thread is fun. However I am never too certain if my confidence will be crushed or not. Truly 50/50 percent chance of a boost!

Thanks for the ratings guys! I'm glad to have gotten a nice rating boost. Although it shouldnt matter overall what others think, it's nice to know that others don't think I'm the worst looking person in the world haha

 

[Milly Osworth]

Where did Liliththebrutal go?

 

[DOWN]

Have one that I posted recently, because I'm too lazy.

1st picture: 9/10

2nd picture: 0/10

vest with jeans 0/10
actually, vest when not wearing a suit 0/10
6/10 face

 

[liliththepale]

Where did Liliththebrutal go?

This isn't my thread. I didn't want to hijack things unless people were specifically asking for it. I may have missed a couple, though.

I am around the same height as you 5'7, and I weigh 140 pounds. Damn I wish I looked like you. It's so hard to get rid of my belly and love handles. Apparently there are girls who like that (the only one I ever dated liked that).

btw lilith or blackslash, can either of you rate me? I posted a picture a earlier in the thread. Like there are certain features of me which I don't really like, like my thick ass eyebrows, small eyes, and fat nose (which looks even fatter in the pic)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=171198647&postcount=581

have at it guys

I think doing the short hair on the sides works better for people with narrower heads. It feels a little bit out of proportion here. Though, admittedly the perspective is also skewed by how strong the lensing of your glasses is. You do have pretty thick hair, so I'd either play that up or do some extensive trimming (including thinning out your eyebrows).

But mind you I'm exaggerating a little bit so that I have something to say. You're a good looking guy and there's nothing wrong with how you look.

 

[Red]

I smiled my best for you, GAF.

 

[pixelation]

I smiled my best for you, GAF.

...
..
...
I could see that being turned into a painting.

 

[botty]

Fashion Icon Mac (FIM)

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Rate me. Rate me, my friend.

 

[SystemBug]

I think doing the short hair on the sides works better for people with narrower heads. It feels a little bit out of proportion here. Though, admittedly the perspective is also skewed by how strong the lensing of your glasses is. You do have pretty thick hair, so I'd either play that up or do some extensive trimming (including thinning out your eyebrows).

But mind you I'm exaggerating a little bit so that I have something to say. You're a good looking guy and there's nothing wrong with how you look.

Dude if you don't like your "thick ass eyebrows" you can easily do something about them. I used to have insanely thick eyebrows (now just thick, lol), but I tend to them. You can find my pic somewhere in this thread if you're curious.

1. Shape them up. Tweeze around the edges to make them smaller. Turn them from angry, fuzzy caterpillars to friendly, happy ones. Also get rid of any unibrow hairs of course.

2. Trim them. Super long eyebrow hairs can look freaky sometimes, esp if they're on Martin Scorsese's level. Run a thin comb over your eyebrows and snip away with scissors at whatever comes out on top. This makes them a lot shorter, but don't worry about looking feminine, they'll still be long and masculine.

Thanks for the feedback. I guess I have to get some work done on my brows. It's not that I don't like the bushy-ness, its just the lack of a shape. fucking rectangles lol

 

[egruntz]

I smiled my best for you, GAF.

Actually, dude, nice teeth. Well done. 9.9/10 on the teeth scale.

Pretty cute. That'll be me soon... Only a few months to go... Then years...and years...;_;

do me now GAF pls :3

][/quote]

low quality, old iPhone 4. work bathroom yeaaaaaa

 

[NateDrake]

Sit ups, crunches, running track (sprinting 100m and 200m) and your core will transform.

What's your routine? I would do 100 sit ups, 75 crunches, and run a mile every day a few years ago. Had a strong core but didn't get that defined unless I flexed my abs.

 

[pixelation]

X_X

 

[DOWN]

Is this photo an improvement?, no filters or anything.
EDIT: Oh hell... top of the page

Getting there bud lol

You still are making tense/dark expressions and not facing the camera clearly, but you look better here than in any others and shouldn't be so hard on yourself

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Actually, dude, nice teeth. Well done. 9.9/10 on the teeth scale.



Pretty cute. That'll be me soon... Only a few months to go... Then years...and years...;_;

do me now GAF pls :3



low quality, old iPhone 4. work bathroom yeaaaaaa

You remind me of a buddy from high school!

Half-beard = 9/10
Rest of ya = 7.667/10
Phone = 4/10

I envy the facial hair, friend.

 

[SeanR1221]

Sure I'll join. Been trying to lose weight. Went a little too crazy bulking. Sitting at 204 right now.

 

[Halcyon]

Sure I'll join. Been trying to lose weight. Went a little too crazy bulking. Sitting at 204 right now.

Nice gains. You've got a good head shape for the buzz cut. Reminds me of Prison Break dude.


Here I am making a kissy face/inintentional duckface to my girlfriend a few minutes ago.

 

[y2dvd]

Sit ups, crunches, running track (sprinting 100m and 200m) and your core will transform.

Yeah.....how do I get those abs without having to do all of that? :|

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Yeah.....how do I get those abs without having to do all of that? :|

How are you with the airbrush?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Is this photo an improvement?, no filters or anything.
EDIT: Oh hell... top of the page

Yeah man, thats a lot better. Lookin' good.

 

[Auctopus]

I look grumpy but it's a rare clear photo.

 

[MikeDown]

Might as well...

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

GAF, so beauty!

;____________;

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Here I am making a kissy face/inintentional duckface to my girlfriend a few minutes ago.

Stop it, Ben Assleck. Jennifer isn't coming back.

Chin out of 10.

I look grumpy but it's a rare clear photo.

Sweet hair. Good expression. Skin looks a bit sunburned.

8.1 out of 10

Might as well...

Camera: 7 out of 10
Tripod: Tiny out of 10
You: Mack from It's Always Sunny out of 10

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Nice gains. You've got a good head shape for the buzz cut. Reminds me of Prison Break dude.


Here I am making a kissy face/inintentional duckface to my girlfriend a few minutes ago.

you look swedish but your eyes say no no

 

[Halcyon]

Stop it, Ben Assleck. Jennifer isn't coming back.

Chin out of 10.



Camera: 7 out of 10
Tripod: Tiny out of 10
You: Mack from It's Always Sunny out of 10

I also thought this.

 

[Guhnmystro]

Me with a giraffe!

Edit: MyParentsAreDeeeeeeeeeeeeead!/10

 

[pixelation]

Getting there bud lol

You still are making tense/dark expressions and not facing the camera clearly, but you look better here than in any others and shouldn't be so hard on yourself

Yeah man, thats a lot better. Lookin' good.

Thanks guys.

 

[ppor]

I'm gonna regret this later, but blurry webcam pic just now.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Why regret when you look good?

 

[ppor]

Why regret when you look good?

Lovely Salsa - 10/10

 

[machemachete]

Might regret this but #LetsDoThis

 

[GraveRobberX]

Me:

 

[pixelation]

Might regret this but #LetsDoThis

You're good looking. Only suggestion would be that losing some weight will make you look even better!

8/10

Me:

You got a mystical look going on, i dig it.

7/10

 

[Raiden]

Me with a giraffe!

Edit: MyParentsAreDeeeeeeeeeeeeead!/10

Simon Pegg/10

Me:

Someone from The Sopranos/10

 

[MetalGearZed]

Might regret this but #LetsDoThis

That motion blur tho.what card u runnin