EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
cool now here's me doing a poo with bonus instagram filter
am i pooping the burger?
it is a mystery
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cool now here's me doing a poo with bonus instagram filter
am i pooping the burger?
it is a mystery
Now I wish I could rate the burger
eso76
Member
I knew i could rely on NeoGaf to get a boost on self confidence
We do look alike
in regards to the amount of white facial hair
You can have a body like that at 40 ?
Lovely Salsa
Banned
wait, look what I found. One of Vadrigars 10/10
I guess he really is a 10. I know its a fake profile but hot damn it must be easy for people like him
Is there a thread for stuff like this?
I guess he really is a 10. I know its a fake profile but hot damn it must be easy for people like him
Is there a thread for stuff like this?
MikeHaggar
Member
oh yea dating sites...
etc etc
oh man... this is too funny. i had drinks with the pugs girl in your pic a few months back lmao.
Not without copious amounts of toxic and potent chemicals that will shorten your lifespan by a good decade.
Or by being an actual werewolf I bet.
um that guy is not someone you see on the streets everyday, ill just say if scarjo proposes to give me a blowjob i wouldnt say no
and not all girls are that shallow you just gotta find the right one. it also doesnt help that most girls on tinder or dating sites in general are there for the attention
why? so you can keep bitching and stay losing?
Damn, why's it gotta be like that?
Lovely Salsa
Banned
bitching at what? Just asked so I don't go off topic
also, people were laughing at Vadrigars 10s....
Rimon-hanit
Member
cool now here's me doing a poo with bonus instagram filter
am i pooping the burger?
it is a mystery
I NEED TO KNOW
Shuggananas
Banned
ruh roh
That picture he posted does seem super bitter and angry at women for no other reason than the dude who made it got rejected.
so I'm gonna try again, only got a 3 and some 4s which was pretty depressing. Maybe it was the pictures, my GF said the angle was bad while assuring me how handsome I am to her.
so here goes:
If it's the hair that makes me ugly would someone mind rating my face only? Because I'm kind of stuck with that.
so here goes:
If it's the hair that makes me ugly would someone mind rating my face only? Because I'm kind of stuck with that.
Shuggananas
Banned
stuck with the hair or the face ?
I'd say 5, nothing wrong with your face
I'd say 5, nothing wrong with your face
Dude, a 4 doesn't make you ugly it makes you normal. Some people may rate your higher or lower depending on preferences but if you got a girl who's telling you your handsome than use that for your validation, not some stranger on the internet who prefers cro-mag looking guys.
Don't take these things too seriously, love who you are, blah blah... I'd say get a haircut but I'm not hip or with it so who cares what I think :lol
There is some truth to that, but I'm also sure they were selective in order to prove a point.
What I mean is I'm sure even the model got some bad replies back, looking good and talking to people like that isn't going to work with everybody.
But when you look average and talk to people like that then damn, you've got no hope lol.
It's the same principle with one word messages, you get women that state they want more than just "Hi" but if someone ugly writes a specific message based on their profile it won't make any difference if they think you're ugly.
You think if a good looking guy says "Hi" they're gonna ignore them lol.
On dating sites it's easy for women to be picky, they generally get a lot of messages. They need to filter through a lot of creepy messages, a lot of one word messages, a lot of ugly guys etc
Trouble is because of the attention some people get an ego boost and suddenly start thinking they're hotter than they actually are...
stuck with the face of course, surgery is more expensive than a hair dresser.
Lovely Salsa
Banned
you look skinnyfat, it even shows on your face. Hit the gym, add some muscle, cut down your bodyfat to 12% and come back to us.
TheDanger, the above is all you need to worry about.
You have a gf, and she's attracted to you, why worry about what mainly men on a video game site rate you.
I've been given a wide variety of ratings, from a 3 to a 9 lol. People have different tastes, one person might think your a 2 another an 8, don't waste your time on negativity.
On a somewhat related note, I posted this in the dating thread. My covno from my online dating profile..
She came over on Sunday, hah
You're attractive no doubt.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
MikeHaggar
Member
stunning. i would have to ask you out to dinner if i was single and happened to meet you.
lol what skinnyfat? What does that mean? My BMI is normal
yeah I'm not going to the gym, I'm just not gonna spend my free time doing something I hate while paying shitloads of money for it.
I know it's the exact reason it bothers me so much that it bothers me what rating I got.
Thanks man, you're quite fantastic yourself!
and you dont have to. only validation you need is from your girl
Lovely Salsa
Banned
it means you have little mass but lots of fat.
I think the way your hair looks now is very complimentary to your face shape, I personally dig it. You don't seem from the pictures to need to lose weight, but I understand how that feels. You do need to get your eyebrows did though :lol
I think you look better with your hair down, but that may be due to the rounder face. Once again, I prefer round faces with framing hair on women so I'd rate you a 7-8/10 from shoulders up.
Rabbi_Vole
Banned
You don't need to lose "a lot" of weight. You'd benefit from a bit more tone especially in your arms, but I wouldnt classify you as fat/chubby.
You're a solid 7 with potential for a 9 give or take 5.
Incredibly sweet, thank you.
Hahaha, yeah, that's the reality of coming from a Greek background hairy eyebrows that need to be ultra maintained! Thanks for the feedback.
Yeah, I need to start doing some sort of exercise, too bad I don't really have a lot of time, plus, I hate exercising in winter! Thank you though! What do you mean by give or take 5 though? :0
I know it's the exact reason it bothers me so much that it bothers me what rating I got.
so is my GF extremely out of my league?
I wouldn't say extremely out of your league but if I'm honest I think she's more attractive, but who do you think is more attractive in your relationship?
Either way surely you should be happier with her opinion than a guy online?
I learnt a long time ago not to worry what people say, I was bullied when I was much younger, now though I saw some of the people that would talk shit and how they look now lol.
The majority of the time people that try and bring others down do it because they're insecure themselves. Just make the best with what you have and ignore negativity. I think if people are taking ratings on here too personally maybe posting a picture isn't a good idea.
4/10
2/10 if you're letting the ratings of a bunch of random strangers on the internet get to you.
8/10 if you're confident enough to not give a fuck and know that the only opinion that matters to you is your girlfriend.
Y-Z
Member
Definitely a 7.5. I especially love your hair.
Well here goes nothing, it's a picture from a year ago though because i never seem to take new ones.
MikeHaggar
Member
you're welcome
also, i'd say that you should not cut your hair short. let it grow longer. it looks great on you Lovely Salsa
Banned
yeah TheDanger, the hell do you care when you have a gf like that? You're obviously doing something right
My ratings are always lower for men, just to let you know, but it's part of a normalized distribution so science says you can't take it personally.
Anyway:
Your eye color is great, but the eyes are a bit squat on your face, close to your nose and spread apart. That said your nose is nice and doesn't stand out much, which is good for a nose. Nice smile, yellowing teeth (I have the same unfortunately).
Is your hair naturally that curly? If so I imagine it's rather hard to handle. I'd suggest a different haircut either way, one that is more complimentary.
5/10
+eye color, possible height?
-eye shape and positioning, hair, bulbous underchin
Edit: My ratings are evolving, I should probably reign it in a bit lol
Shmeagatory94
Member
Your hair is freaking awesome lol 8.5/10
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I can't tell if I am a bad person for feeling more critical of people based on their cosmetic choices rather than default features. I was feeling relatively guilty until I thought about it already being a thread where people have their looks rated.
Hair/clothing etc really has an effect on me I guess.
Hair/clothing etc really has an effect on me I guess.
Hair and clothing make a MASSIVE difference though.
Someone being extremely well groomed with a good dress sense makes a difference. There are people on here who in my opinion could see lots of improvment from a few changes.
Someone average looking with bad dress sense, shitty haircut will just look terrible. Fix that person up good with a decent haircut that suits their face, and some nice clothes and people's perceptions will change.
Short of plastic surgery you're pretty much stuck with the way you look, even with plastic surgery the general look of your face is the same. It's better to focus on things you can change, with the two things you mentioned being important ones.
I also think certain people in this thread aren't doing themselves any favours with really shitty selfies at bad angles, or bad lighting, or bad poses.
You're so right. I'm just gonna trust her opinion.
You are very attractive: I love your hair (I would say keep it long) and you have a great complexion. Your face is slightly asymmetric but you still look great.
Skinny fat is when yuor skinny but most of your fat is accumelated in groups instead of spread out evenly, which gives you some "fat traits".
Also, working out is something you need to learn to love. Fake it till you make it.
Get a haircut, work out (squats, bench presses etc) + cardio. It'll do you wonders
I agree. He should also know that one of the main reasons to go to a gym is to be around like-minded people. It is a good motivator that you aren't the only person working on their body alone.
I personally don't need a gym membership as I have my own routine at home but since TheDanger hates working out, I think the gym would be a good starting place.
BigEvilTurtle
Banned
Your hair is amazing and you've got great features. But yeah I agree with eyebrows needing to be done. They're a little too defined for my taste.
8/10.
4/10. Hair needs a change and you've got a bit of a double chin. You could probably be a 6/10 with some changes.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
My girlfriend tells me I am the hottest guy in the world like every day, even if I am obviously not. The ratings system is amusing, but the people dwelling on it need to get a life. The fact you are dating someone that you think is out of your league speaks for how pointless these numbers are beyond having a bit of fun.
Uncle_Classy
Member
Oh God GAF, I can't believe I'm doing this. Please be gentle! =D
Okay, but here are some actual, not intentionally shit pictures of myself.
Okay, but here are some actual, not intentionally shit pictures of myself.
thats definitely not true.
i started out at the same time as my cousin and he was always moaning and bitching while we were there. fast forward he quit his membership after a year
i was into it since min 1