I know I can't wait to have my innards blasted all across the Iranian desert!! Ok I'm lying. I'm actually hoping that my huge cock can be used as a draft exemption (carrying all that extra weight can be hobbling, not to mention the dangers of tripping with a live firearm in a platoon of friendlies), but I'm not holding out hope. In fact I already have a kevlar condom on back order, in case I'm shipped out.
But then again, why bother with body armor?? I should be looking forward to dying for nothing, or at least under a false premise, like all my coutrymen in Iraq!!
Speaking of whom, I caught a clip last night on Fox News with 2 soliders in Iraq, both of whom were Bush supporters (one was from TX, the other CA). Upon being asked why they supported the president, the first replied "Because I like the stuff I've heard that he's supposed to do", and upon being prompted for elaboration he referenced more "stuff", clearly puzzled for having to reinforce his choice with actual reasoning. The second solider was far more prepared however, and replied that he supported Bush because "He takes good care of his military." Takes good care of his military? Going to war without the proper body armor, with a minimal ground force, with no clear exit strategy is "taking good care of his military"? Do you just support the commander-in-chief regardless of who he is just because he signs the check? Does that mean you'd have supported Clinton even more for not sending his military into a pre-emptive, rushed war with a country unwilling to embrace your invasion? What kind of rationality is this?
WTF. I'm torn. I feel that I have an obligation to this country for providing me a safe, free upbringing and relative prosperity. I do feel a debt to the principles upon which it was founded. In defense of genuine threats on the liberty of my country, I am prepared to lay down my life. But I will not die for what this country has become. I will not die for SUV's, corporate tax shelters, skyrocketing personal debts, irrational conflicts, fear mongering, partisan sound-bite media, bakrupt social security, HMO's and drug monoplies, secret governments, urban sprawl, blind patriotism, fast food, 2 party entrenchment, Wal-Mart, lobbyists, environmental rape, and media conglomerates. I will not die for "protecting our way of life", when our way of life is becoming increasingly more banal and less sustainable. I will not die for vague, unsubstantiated threats against my liberty (as were those in Iraq) when I see far greater, more fundemental threats within our own legislation as per the Patriot Act, and with our own goverment bending to corporate interests.
Iran, or any hotbed of future American conflict had better point an entire nuclear arsenal at the mainland if you expect to find my guts spilled on foreign soil. I will not shed blood, my own or anothers, for a nation that continues the course it set four years ago..