Yet when I ask you to come up with a better battle plan, your approach is simply to turn the Night King into a chump tactically.
The NK is already a chump tactically, he could already have simply went around the entire castle and hit it from behind since it was completely undefended,
all I'm doing is trying to give him a reason not to, I'm making him less of a chump. Not sure how many times I have to reiterate this.
I think you're letting the actual practicalities of filming on a live set (they only built a section of wall) lead your biases there. Let's just assume that the living are doing their damnest to fight the army of the dead in the moment, regardless of whatever snapshots the camera shows.
We can't just pretend because they didn't even tell their soldier to man the walls until the wights were already aproaching. Archers are not particurly expensive to film either.
Again you're trying to win a battle that needs to be lost. This isn't a conventional assault, they're getting up the walls of Winterfell World War Z style.
Again the characters don't know this,they're suposed to try to win, just because we know they're meant to lose doesn't mean they just roll over and die.
They had a 3 line defence. Shields, Spears and Archers, and the Dothraki gave zero shirts and ploughed right through them through sheer momentum. Your outright inability to concede a point here is getting a bit wearing.
Go watch the fucking episode, the dothraki outnumber them massively.
The dragon blows a massive hole in the shield wall before the dothraki even get there. They had nothing defending their flanks. I'm not sure what to tell you. Light cavalry charging against a proper shield wall is completely fucked. (And again it's canon that the dothraki have had this exact scenary happen and they got completly fucked)
If you want to get trough a wall like that you need heavy cavalry, horses with armor, guys with heavy armor and fucking lances.
Please, Jorah is one of the show's heroes. She's just landed Drogon in the battlefield and blasted a whole swathe of the newly raised with fire, how hard is that to spot?
Jorah isn't a main characther. He starts going to help her,
before shes ever in danger, it also makes no sense for him to be able to go trough an entire castle thats overwhelmed with enemies.
So you want her to abandon her plan and land her dragon in the battlefield in the midst of the battle for a tender moment with Jorah instead? Didn't you just say doing so was retarded
It's retarded to land your dragon for no fucking reason, here she'd be trying to save one of her best friends. Atleast you can use emotions as an excuse instead of raw stupidity.
To what purpose? The episode is only so long and they need to get all those narrative beats in. Ten minutes more of battle here, means ten minutes less of something else. Plus again with this idea that the NK is a moron because you're speculating on what the camera isn't showing you.
Don't worry you can save a lot of minutes by cutting out all the useless fake out death.
I'm not speculating, the camera does show that the wights only attack from the front, again, just trying to give NK an excuse to do that. I understand it's a budget constraint.
Again. I see you're relying on this idea that the Night King is a chump, rather than a supernatural being whose on a Dragon, who can look down at Winterfell through the darkness and clearly see what's going on below and directly control his army accordingly. He's not walking into a trap.
Again this, the NK already does this, he already uses his army in a dumb way, I'm trying to give him an excuse.
Who exactly are you hoping to convince? The battle was already won at that point. The remaining forces in Winterfell were desperately fighting for their lives and the Ironborn in the Godswood had all and been taken out save for Theon.
Clearly it wasn't.
Because it's not like the living are in a fight for their lives against an army of the dead...
I'm not even sure what you mean here, if they are fighting for their lives they shouldnt be so suicidal.
The wights broke through a couple of wooden doors when they chased Ayra. I don't disagree that it would have been good to see Tyrion dispatch some wights but given the length of the episode already I suspect not everything made it into the final cut. Hopefully when they release the Blu-Ray they'll either release extended episodes or at the very least include some deleted scenes.
They carried a wights in a wooden box last season, arya and the hound run away and hide behing a wooden door. The episode is not only not consistent with the rest of the show, it's no even consistent with itself.
I know, I was saying it could make for a nice moment, Jon sacrificing his best friend, to try and save humanity. Not sure if Sam is suposed to have any more development anyway.
I'm as disappointed as anyone that neither Brienne, Jamie or Greyworm died as everyone thought, but the truth of the matter is it's clearly important that the former two survive and with the latter, it would be kind of weird to introduce a new Unsullied commander at this late hour so I get why he lived even though it sucked. In an ideal world, they'd have filled out the ranks a bit more and given the likes of Qhono more of a role throughout Season 7 and perhaps brought back the bowman Anguy from the Brotherhood without banners (both of those could have travelled beyond the wall with Jon for instance). But ultimately even with the kind of budget they are working with, there's only so much you can do.
I don't want them to die, just for them to not have as many fake out deaths, if you want to kill them do it, but pretending you're going to kill them 5 times in the same episode is cheap and it just takes screen time.
Jon was trying to get to the Godswood. Verserion was blocking him and anyone else from the keep from getting through.
Yes and I fundamentally disagree with this part, jon doesn't have an arc now, he spend his entire life fighting for the living only to reeee at a dragon at the end. He was completely useless the entire fight.
I've seen this retcon argument doing the rounds, but I think there's a failure to understand that Mel likely just changed it up in the moment to put the emphasis on the particular task in hand (IE: kill the Night King).
Eh the retcon thing is more based on what the showrunners said.
Also, I'm fairly sure everyone had plenty of idea what the white walkers and Night King looked like, because its not the kind of information that Either Jon, Tormund or anyone else who escaped from Hardholme or Beyond the wall is going to sit on. It's not necessary to see everything in camera otherwise and therefore assume it didn't occur.
My point is that her arc never had anything to do with them, she never cared about white walkers, she didn't become an assassin to defeat white walkers, just did it because she wanted revenge.
Well, perhaps we'd have gotten an extra season or so if GRRM had pulled his finger out of his ass and actually wrote the goddamn books, so the showrunners had something more to work versus an outline.
The showrunners had a shiton of material to work with that they never used, euron is an extremely interesting character that they turned into a fuckboy for no reason, the whole dorne thing. This is all things that were already written and they decided to change.
They could also have used the huge amount of material that there is around the main series, have the prequels run between seasons if you need more time to write.
Although I agree that GRRM is at fault, but it's still the showrunners job
Anyway to take a lead from
Bill O'Rights
. Time to move on. Far too many words have been wasted arguing the toss here when the next episode is imminent and with it we with it we'll be able to truly assess the fallout of the battle and the cost to the living.
I mean it's a forum, we're meant to discuss things, what else are we supposed to do? I guess we could meme.